Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

No chance at all. The weeeeeens tried to get him blocked last year and Chris ended up getting his own protection squad full of fellow autists to follow him around throughout the whole event.

We'll call them tardship trooners

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

We'll call them tardship trooners

I would say the Tard Guards but that means something different

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

I would say the Tard Guards but that means something different

I believe that's Chris's "Guard Dogs" aka name..

 

[A Grey Cat]

Let's not forget that there's a chance that Chris is blocked from entering bronycon even though he's one of the earliest existing bronies, probably the first brony.

Patient zero

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Patient zero

patient queer-o

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Ever since Chris got into Neptunia, it’s all been fagot shit.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Ever since Chris got into Neptunia, it’s all been fagot shit.

Remember when he used to stare at that Sailor Moon poster to stop himself becoming a dang dirty homo?

 

[Slowinthemind]

Remember when he used to stare at that Sailor Moon poster to stop himself becoming a dang dirty homo?

Remember when he said he would get a sex change before he went gay?

 

[PT 940]

Remember when he used to stare at that Sailor Moon poster to stop himself becoming a dang dirty homo?

The poster was always weird to me because does that mean when he wasn't looking at it his hand was hovering over his keyboard, a bead of sweat trickling down the side of his face as he kept sighing and trying to decide whether or not to watch guys having sex? Would he then get up from his computer, walk over to the poster, stare at it and shout "Not today, Satan!!!!" ?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

The poster was always weird to me because does that mean when he wasn't looking at it his hand was hovering over his keyboard, a bead of sweat trickling down the side of his face as he kept sighing and trying to decide whether or not to watch guys having sex? Would he then get up from his computer, walk over to the poster, stare at it and shout "Not today, Satan!!!!" ?

He has said, before the gender confusion, that he just pushes the penises to the back of his head or outof his head when they popped in when masturbating.

So I imagine he would accidently think of big niggo penis, go on an internal jihad, and rub his bent duck with all his might as he looked at Sailor Moon and thought of her magnificent china and china alone.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

He has said, before the gender confusion, that he just pushes the penises to the back of his head or outof his head when they popped in when masturbating.

So I imagine he would accidently think of big niggo penis, go on an internal jihad, and rub his bent duck with all his might as he looked at Sailor Moon and thought of her magnificent china and china alone.

Well I guess those dang dirty trolls got their way I guess. All it took was three weeb faggots and a group of fucking trannies to get Chris to declare he’s bisexual almost ten years later.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He has said, before the gender confusion, that he just pushes the penises to the back of his head or outof his head when they popped in when masturbating.

So I imagine he would accidently think of big niggo penis, go on an internal jihad, and rub his bent duck with all his might as he looked at Sailor Moon and thought of her magnificent china and china alone.

More like he pushes the penises to the back of his throat amirite

 

[A Grey Cat]

I guess those dang dirty trolls got their way I guess. All it took was three weeb faggots and a group of fucking trannies to get Chris to declare he’s bisexual almost ten years later.

Bluespike and Clyde got the last laugh in the end, Chris ended up acting gayer by his own volition than they ever could have hoped.

 

[Avilo]

buuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttt

 

[Cedric_Eff]

You know gauging the problem with Chris , how likely is the next trolling saga going to begin?

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

You know gauging the problem with Chris , how likely is the next trolling saga going to begin?

Based on what we've seen of him over the past year or so, it would come as no surprise if it was already underway.

 

[m0rnutz]

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If a high school art teacher saw these, he would assume that it was drawn by a gradeschooler.
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If it's an art submission, it's okay if the artist is a child or an adult with art skills, but Chris is not a child or had an art skills.

I know I'm late but was he aware that his account being private means they won't see it?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Well I guess those dang dirty trolls got their way I guess. All it took was three weeb faggots and a group of fucking trannies to get Chris to declare he’s bisexual almost ten years later.

Wow, when Chris trolling started, the whole trend of failed men trying to jump ship to being "trans lesbians" as some kind of incel get-out-of-jail card didn't even exist. I feel so old.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

buuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttt

Get back to your own shitty thread, dumbass.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/offeri...l-confirmed-dox-already-have-some-info.57622/

 

[The Dude]

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Instead of ribbons, why not just gold star stickers? Tards love gold star stickers.