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Or you could get a job, you are better than Chris aren't you?
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Aug 31, 2017
I consider that to be more white-trash cunning than intelligent. Intelligent would be having a budget and making informed purchases, instead of spending all your money on toys then hitting the panic button when you need food.
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- Jan 12, 2019
Oh yes, that word is horrid.
However Chris using it just makes me shrug. It's like whatever, he's an idiot.
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- Mar 17, 2018
I wish I had your immunity, I'd probably get a lot more lolz out of life.
As it stands, I generally just stop reading or kill the video as soon as he brings up his creepy furfag fetish cartoons. It's disturbing & gross. And that stupid word has always made me want to throttle people. He's punchable enough as it is. Not worth the momentary blood pressure spike.
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Well, pretending to be something you're not should be a crime. A big, fat, hairy lummox pretending to be a cute 14 year old should be a criminal offence.
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The tugboat is fraud. Disagree all you want just like you'd not agree with my anchor baby ass having a US and Bahamian Passport.
The tugboat had its maiden voyage and itself was built in a different time. Reagan Years were really different from the rest of history you know.
The concept of the SSDI is ironclad. I can't fight over that. But Bob has other children who, might have been estranged, but why deny free money? And if they hate Chris and Barb, it'd be poetic revenge.
The tugboat had its maiden voyage and itself was built in a different time. Reagan Years were really different from the rest of history you know.
The concept of the SSDI is ironclad. I can't fight over that. But Bob has other children who, might have been estranged, but why deny free money? And if they hate Chris and Barb, it'd be poetic revenge.
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- Jun 8, 2019
Oh God Chris got into Doki Doki?
And put it in the comic?
He does realize he can't sell that shit right? Can't he get in trouble for copyright?
And put it in the comic?
He does realize he can't sell that shit right? Can't he get in trouble for copyright?
Wait where was that?
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I totally agree. That entire program sounds like scam, at least in the way Chris is using it. It shouldn't be extended to "children" for that long. It's one of the reasons why the US is so attractive to illegal immigrants. Chris should have just been moved to regular welfare SSI at age 18. People like him are putting a strain on the social security program. I'm pretty sure Bob didn't pay that much to give his tard baby 1400-2,000$ a month for the rest of his life.
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If Josh actually really wanted to pay up, he would feed Chris some shit about how an evil force manipulated his brain and has him do these things. Chris being the massive autist he is, would believe him greatly.
Josh will always be what broke Chris’s back and we’ll never get closure about this
Day 1.
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Chris needed to be saved from two dumb kids who were the troll of the moment. They were found to be receiving many items purchased by Chris's tugboat. Assuming they were even still on this earth, not estranged or could even do anything about it, Null contacted their mothers. One didn't answer. And it turned out the other was from a military family and used the "Not my son." Card. These harden criminals are more commonly known as "Idea Guys" and it's believed these guys really messed with his head. I lost a lot of Pokémon cards back in the day from RP'ing too.
Other people who know better can give more details, I always hated them for ruining the Quinn saga that in hindsight would have been preferred.
The Idea guys were merely internet acquaintances from separate and far apart States. The first was found to be Ballzy maker. Real name Joshua Wise from California. He actually has a kid, believe it or not, who is probably 5 or 6 right now. This is confirmed in a photo of him. He also is known to enjoy that Carnival area at Venice Beach and may even work there.
The second was Nin Freak LAN. Aka Stephen Boyd. He lives in Kentucky and is a paraplegic fourth child of a military family. Those facts about him is how he got away with it when Null called his mother. She apparently told Null off.
There were others in on the scheme but the Inner circle didn't want their identities known. But future history can bring anything, and it was eventually outed it was @Axiom who played Catherine. Her in was knowing someone who happened to be a part of the Clean Up crew after the fire.
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Maybe, maybe not. Bob was the one who got Chris onto the tugboat in the first place.
Given that he was 55 when Chris was born, he was probably starting to think seriously about retirement around the time that Barb plopped him out. Having had a few years to figure out that they'd spawned a nautist as retirement age approached, Bob may have started looking for ways to secure Chris' financial future - at least to some extent - since Chris sure as hell wouldn't be capable of doing it for himself. Absent a trust fund (which Bob was unlikely to be able to afford to start), SSDI was probably the best idea he could come up with.
Granted, that's speculation, but it seems reasonable given the timing of the situation. Bob was the one person in that family who understood forward planning, and this likely was just part of it.
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When Bob built the tugboat, internet wasn't a thing, the army was powerful, all races may have been separate but were still equal and happy. "Morning in America" happened.
Then Bush, Obama and even Trump has been more reckless than Chris.
The tugboat could have been $4000 in the 80s and Chris likely would have been a normal tard in hicks villa Virginia. He just wouldn't have internet but he'd still have MLP, Rainbow Brite and Care Bears as Bob watched TJ Hooker, St Elsewhere and The Judge. Happy with his tard who uses his disability cash for food, medication and yes, the occasional recreational toy. Not in an economy 20 trillion in debt where you can send $6000 in cash to strangers with the tap of a phone, whose Military retirement pension fucking goes to Funko Pops, wasting gas catching Pokémon and shouting at the air in a parking lot looking for fellow CPU Godesses. Who fucking made his life an embarrassment for the last seven years of his life. Who squandered his last $50,000 because he ran over Mike for trespassing at his store because his autistic ass thought it was "another Mike" when he didn't even need Rob Bell (who I'm sure has had his weeens and Julays btw).
Bob would agree to take the tugboat away after all that's happened in the decade following his death. There actually is a loophole in this argument that it's ironclad. David Allen Chandler. And Bob had a daughter to I thought. And isn't his first wife still alive?
If Chris was Bobs sole heir, I'd have no argument.
Then Bush, Obama and even Trump has been more reckless than Chris.
The tugboat could have been $4000 in the 80s and Chris likely would have been a normal tard in hicks villa Virginia. He just wouldn't have internet but he'd still have MLP, Rainbow Brite and Care Bears as Bob watched TJ Hooker, St Elsewhere and The Judge. Happy with his tard who uses his disability cash for food, medication and yes, the occasional recreational toy. Not in an economy 20 trillion in debt where you can send $6000 in cash to strangers with the tap of a phone, whose Military retirement pension fucking goes to Funko Pops, wasting gas catching Pokémon and shouting at the air in a parking lot looking for fellow CPU Godesses. Who fucking made his life an embarrassment for the last seven years of his life. Who squandered his last $50,000 because he ran over Mike for trespassing at his store because his autistic ass thought it was "another Mike" when he didn't even need Rob Bell (who I'm sure has had his weeens and Julays btw).
Bob would agree to take the tugboat away after all that's happened in the decade following his death. There actually is a loophole in this argument that it's ironclad. David Allen Chandler. And Bob had a daughter to I thought. And isn't his first wife still alive?
If Chris was Bobs sole heir, I'd have no argument.
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Are you seriously asking that when Chris Chan's most famous creation was combining two different IPs.
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How long until someone on Twitter or something tries to convince Chris to go door to door and wandering the street of Cville, shouting and babbling incoherently about the merge and trying to get converts?
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Yes, but he could have been put on a regular SSI welfare, which is less than 1,000 (700-800) a month. After Barb's death, Chris will probably be getting like 2,000$ dollars a month. There's absolutely no logic in that from a functional and financial standpoint. This is why the West (including America & Europe) are having such a hard time. It's not fair that people who do make money and pay taxes have to pay for Borb's rectal polyp to piss and burn money away.
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What are you even talking about? When Bob was alive Chris got $800 and when Bob died it was increased to $1200, when Barb dies there isn't going to be another increase in the money Chris gets, you are just making yourself angry over nothing.
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honestly Chris getting welfare is a low price to pay so that no poor soul has to work with him
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I personally have very little problem with Chris getting some cash per month for welfare. While he’s had Borb in the past to pay the bills, once Barb buys the farm most of Chris’ SSDI will most likely end up going to pay off his mother’s legacy of compulsive spending. Even Chris knows that you have to pay the bills. Donations from people will provide a supplemental income to this.
Maybe I’m being too optimistic, but I doubt Chris will let bills go unpaid, provided he has the means to do so.
Maybe I’m being too optimistic, but I doubt Chris will let bills go unpaid, provided he has the means to do so.
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In 2014, he was receiving 1,300, look it up on the Wiki, it's probably more with cost of living now. Come correct next time.
I was just sharing my opinion on the West's welfare state. If you don't like it, that's your problem. He'll still be getting close to 2,000 grand when Barb kicks it. There are a lot of disabled people who don't have that luxury, yet Chris is given money that should go to actual retired people. It's not about Chris, the West' welfare system is broken, and then you have political figures who scream and yell about change.......yet, they're giving money away to people like Chris and practically inviting third worlders by such acts.
Chris doesn't receive welfare, he's living off Bob's retirement benefits.
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Chris gets SSDI. Also, $1200 in 2011 is worth $1262 in 2014 making it not unreasonable that the number rose because of inflation.