Containment Random Chris Updates

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

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Do I need permission to tweet @ him with this?
I feel like I have to. I won't be able to live with myself or ever sleep at night again if I don't.

You don't need permission to do anything. We aren't your babysitters. If you can't tell if a particular reason for contacting Chris is a good one or not, it's probably in your best interest not to at all.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

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Do I need permission to tweet @ him with this?
I feel like I have to. I won't be able to live with myself or ever sleep at night again if I don't.

Edit: Fuck it. I went ahead.

Don’t ask, just do it.

 

[desudesu]

Chris gives earthquake safety tips.

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All that only reminds me of the bent duck, and I'm both horrified and yet pissing with laughter.

 

[Wraith]

Chris gives earthquake safety tips.

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I'm happy for this. I'll use it the next time I'm in a poorly constructed house and Chris is walking room to room.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris refers to the merge as an apocalypse.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris gives earthquake safety tips.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris walks back the idea that people will die in the merge, saying they'll be reincarnated into their counterpart instead.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Please welcome our newest member; A Mild Apocalypse.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris's toys and the filthy carpet.

 

[Siamball]

That hoard lol

 

[praktica]

Chris's toys and the filthy carpet.

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TV dinner tables seem to be the glue that holds the hoard together.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris gives earthquake safety tips.

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Wow Chris you almost sounded like a respectable human being for a minute then boom! Merge bs derailed you like bullet train.

 

[zap2theextreme]

What happened to the recycling center?

relocated to his fridge

TV dinner tables seem to be the glue that holds the hoard together.

Load bearing card tables!

 

[Rupin]

Chris refers to the merge as an apocalypse.

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I've never heard of an apocalypse being referred to as "mild"...

As long as the events don't have an effect on him or his toys directly, he can just stand by the sidelines and act like he is important as usual.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Mild Apocalypse NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris gives earthquake safety tips.

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"The earthquakes did NOT have anything to do with the merge... a-although they TOTALLY DO"

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris refers to the merge as an apocalypse.

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Don't worry guys, it's just a MILD world ending event.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris walks back the idea that people will die in the merge, saying they'll be reincarnated into their counterpart instead.

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Now even death can't save you from C-197!

 

[Philosophy Phil]

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Do I need permission to tweet @ him with this?
I feel like I have to. I won't be able to live with myself or ever sleep at night again if I don't.

Edit: Fuck it. I went ahead.

Despite the appearence, due to the social culture commentary of the ring, this is most likely gold plated copper/nickel base with cubic zicronium, upcharged to be a "Golden Diamond Ring" that customers won't really think twice about because "Muh nerd culture."

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris watched too much Isekai anime.
Isekai: an anime trope that the protagonist went to the different dimension, usually the place is supernatural.