Containment Random Chris Updates

I think it’s gonna be uneventful to be quite honest.
Sadly, that's probably true. I can't find the enthusiasm for a good ol fashioned sperg out when chris has disappointed me time and time again. At best we'll probably get a return of the hedgehog spindash position on the bronycon floor or a long twitter rant after being thrown out for pestering brony analysts irl.

More likely: We'll get smug chris saying he got some people kicked out of the con for 'bothering' him. (IE probably just people who didn't like chris's odor)
 
My question about Chris’s cosplay has to be, where is he going to get the jacket, red turtleneck, and the yellow shorts? Also if Chris wears the fingerless gloves, he’s technically not doing a Kris cosplay.
Honey, if you go from thrift shop to thrift shop, you can find any damn thing. You just have to put in the time.
 
Chris says MKR's collection of Transformers porn is "hit or miss" for him.
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Chris posts about how he lost his copy of Pokemon Crystal. Thinks he's "wiser and more knowledgeable" after the Idea Guy saga.

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Also, Midnight Moonflower's going to BronyCon, too.

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Her husband was teaching her self defense for the con and suggested in the Discord that maybe she shouldn't wear her cosplay after she says she might attract some creeps, but Moonflower gets annoyed at him for "victim blaming."

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Also, Midnight Moonflower's going to BronyCon, too.

Her husband was teaching her self defense for the con and suggested in the Discord that maybe she shouldn't wear her cosplay after she says she might attract some creeps, but Moonflower gets annoyed at him for "victim blaming."
"I'm learning self defense because I am fully aware my cosplay is going to attract creeps and cause me issues"
"Perhaps you shouldn't wear it"
"DON'T VICTIM BLAME ME SWEETIE"

Jesus... are we sure Chris is the cow we should be caring about for Bronycon? Also, that's her actual husband "victim blaming" and not just an internet "husband"? :\ RIP that dude.
 
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"I'm learning self defense because I am fully aware my cosplay is going to attract creeps and cause me issues"
"Perhaps you shouldn't wear it"
"DON'T VICTIM BLAME ME SWEETIE"

Jesus... are we sure Chris is the cow we should be caring about for Bronycon? Also, that's her actual husband "victim blaming" and not just an internet "husband"? :\ RIP that dude.

He's probably a cuck anyway.
 
"I'm much wiser and smarter after being tricked, that'll never happen again." - Chris literally after every single time he's tricked.

And that midnightmoonflower sounds like the kind of immature woman who hasn't really grasped that there are things you can do when you're single and 16 but really shouldn't when you're in a committed relationship. come to think of it, her being an immature thot shouldn't surprise me since she's going to an autism fest like bronycon to show off skin.
 
Wait wait wait...

The husband's Discord name is "Primarina<3"? And he is (ostensibly) a dude?

Yeah. Total cuck.
Dude was in the Navy ffs. Also I tend to be a bit freewheeling in my attitude towards sex and sexuality but at the same time isn’t posting and talking about porn with your wife IN THE SAME DISCORD kinda mega cringe?
 
Dude was in the Navy ffs. Also I tend to be a bit freewheeling in my attitude towards sex and sexuality but at the same time isn’t posting and talking about porn with your wife IN THE SAME DISCORD kinda mega cringe?

Sadly, being in the armed forces does not confer immunity from being a loser, cuck, or weirdo. We have threads here on a former Marine who is now a whiny diaperfag tranny and a Chair Force vet who has turned into an unhinged schizo Jesus freak and is facing felony stalking charges. There are probably others.
 
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