Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

Has Chris somehow unknowingly created a new religious movement/end of the world cult where they have literally made themselves into an ecclesiastical figurehead/god?

When lead poisoning doesn't do its job.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

Christine...

We bought you a Nintendo switch 8 months ago. You owe us for a gift you probably used two times and then forgot about.

I can verify Chris is using his Switch fairly often (daily). At least he's putting this gift to good use?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

The Brown-Shirted Impostor, now with a Full Beard (NOT the Clean-Shaven or Goatee look as of which the One And Only Chris-chan sported) and a New hairstyle that is, as of now, not remotely resemblent to that of the TRUE and HONEST Chris-Chan, among which.

Ho-ly time machine. Just listening to the Kacey calls num 4 and 5 while stuck at home. Some pure gold quotes in there,getting the third degree aboot his navy drinking and pants poopin etc...

 

[GherkinRealness]

I guess this confirms Sarah and Steve to have had had pretty bad intentions all along. Chris really doesn't have anyone who wants the best for him. Not even his mum.

 

[Tikbalang]

If Chris is holding a silver spoon and bent, he might think it's psychic powers, but actually the B.O. makes it bent.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Way to try and make it all about your pet obsessions, Chris! Ooh! Why not try to push an amethyst out of your palm with Telekinesis! Not with shaking and your fat fingers, though.

 

[praktica]

I guess this confirms Sarah and Steve to have had had pretty bad intentions all along. Chris really doesn't have anyone who wants the best for him. Not even his mum.

Changed my 'Feels' to an 'Agree' after remembering all the people who tried to help him last year.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I guess this confirms Sarah and Steve to have had had pretty bad intentions all along. Chris really doesn't have anyone who wants the best for him. Not even his mum.

Thing is, it's impossible to help Chris. He won't let you. The closest thing to help Chris accepts is essentially just you catering to his immediate wants.

 

[Rogowski]

I posted this is the Jacob thread but thought it might belong here too. Sarah and Steve are jumping on Jacob’s dick to get in good with Chris again.

 

[Tikbalang]

Thing is, it's impossible to help Chris. He won't let you. The closest thing to help Chris accepts is essentially just catering to his immediate wants.

Or maybe he can be helped by basic learning (like a mouse pressing the button to get food)
In the case of Chris, if he talks to his imaginary, he'll get collar-chocked. If he say "C-197 and the dimensional merge is not real" loudly every day like it's a mantra, he'll be rewarded.

I posted this is the Jacob thread but thought it might belong here too. Sarah and Steve are jumping on Jacob’s dick to get in good with Chris again.

If Jacob ended up volunteer to be a body host, Chris will declare that Magichan and him are going on divorce

 

[Rupin]

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I’m lost, what is this about?

 

[Rogowski]

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I don’t know what any of those words mean in that order.

 

[Tikbalang]

I’m lost, what is this about?

I don’t know what any of those words mean in that order.

There's a mass shooting, then there's an issue that the game won't feature all 900+ pokemans.
Edit: he refers to these photos

 

[Aldora]

Sarah and Steve are back. Again.

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Recently we had the discussion about whether Chris could be improved by a mild ass kicking, some said yes, some said no.

Would Sarah and Steve having their asses kicked be a less decisive issue?

 

[Rogowski]

Recently we had the discussion about whether Chris could be improved by a mild ass kicking, some said yes, some said no.

Would Sarah and Steve having their asses kicked be a less decisive issue?

If they’re as trashy as they make themselves out to be they’ve probably already been on the receiving end of backwoods country justice.

 

[PartyCheeseSalad]

Sarah and Steve are back. Again.

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It's really too bad that Chris surrounds himself with people like this, sockness, idea guys...
They had an ulterior motive for sending Chris that switch, to gain his trust so they can use it against him.
If Chris moved into a group home he would have real friends. not dangerous unpredictable people like this.
Sockness is heading to 14 bc in october, possibly unannouced, and Sarah and Steve don't want Chris talking about
their conversations publicly.

 

[WutangLee]

It's really too bad that Chris surrounds himself with people like this, sockness, idea guys...
They had an ulterior motive for sending Chris that switch, to gain his trust so they can use it against him.

Chris doesn't really "surround" himself with them. Those are the only degenerates that will be social with him.

 

[Tikbalang]

It's really too bad that Chris surrounds himself with people like this, sockness, idea guys...
They had an ulterior motive for sending Chris that switch, to gain his trust so they can use it against him.

The abusive relationship can end if he smash the switch

 

[AnOminous]

Would Sarah and Steve having their asses kicked be a less decisive issue?

Only if you kicked them until they stopped moving.

 

[Aldora]

If Chris moved into a group home he would have real friends.

Chris will never go into a group home(even if it's the "best thing" for him) for the simple reason that he doesn't like being told what to do.