Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

Chris just can’t understand anything more than “nostalgic cartoon is back.” That’d require an IQ higher than room temperature.
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I kinda agree with a few points, I mean really ralph bighead trooned out? Great I was so looking forward to that special...oh well may as well move on with my life and find something else to do...if only these buffoons could do the same.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hmm..a tiny spec in a collasal void. Sounds like Chris' brain.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Oh, great. We're now entering the "He's a bigger pervert than I am saga", which Chris won't win.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Because the vastness of the universe directly pertains to this merge faggotry Sanic and horsies fanfics.

FTFY

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"Photographic memory" immediately followed by "I believe". God, what a moron.

 

[Rupin]

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That’s troll shielding at its finest

 

[The handsome tard]

Chris just can’t understand anything more than “nostalgic cartoon is back.” That’d require an IQ higher than room temperature.
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Because it isnt 2019 without someone forced to turn trans. Chris doesnt care since its trans and "it" wins at the end (like he imagines his life is like with those "dang dirty trolls" )

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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"What's worse, I Remember being approached by this #GrizzlyTheMedic..."

*Dude just takes a selfie with him and does not say or do anything that relates to the accusations of him being a predator*

It never, ever fails. Every time he has to barge into the story and yammer about himself, no matter how tangential his relationship to whatever's going on. And then he apologizes to the guy for spreading the word? If being tone-deaf was an Olympic event, Chris would medal every single time.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

"What's worse, I Remember being approached by this #GrizzlyTheMedic..."

*Dude just takes a selfie with him and does not say or do anything that relates to the accusations of him being a predator*

It never, ever fails. Every time he has to barge into the story and yammer about himself, no matter how tangential his relationship to whatever's going on. And then he apologizes to the guy for spreading the word? If being tone-deaf was an Olympic event, Chris would medal every single time.

Chris is virtue signaling while behaving narcissistically. ... as usual.

 

[Autistmus_Prime]

I guess it's just hard for this bloke to post a video and go, eh?

 

[The handsome tard]

Chris is virtue signaling while behaving narcissistically. ... as usual.

Seems to be a recurring trend for our society as of late, especially online...

 

[Tikbalang]

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I can see why he's avoiding bears

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Master plan of the universe revealed in new galaxy maps

In the renderings, our Milky Way galaxy is a tiny speck in the midst of other galaxies and colossal voids.

www.nbcnews.com

Spoiler: Kamen Rider Zio episode

After watching the recent episode, the villain's plan was to destroy the worlds by merging them all. And he's Another Decade

Good thing he doesn't know shit about Kamen Rider, otherwise he'll use it as a validation to his delusions

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Because it isnt 2019 without someone forced to turn trans. Chris doesnt care since its trans and "it" wins at the end (like he imagines his life is like with those "dang dirty trolls" )

Enjoyed static cling enough it's just that damn trans momment..I wanna just block it out skipbit if even possible, these call backs aren't terrible in and if themselves it's the future rearing it's ugly, repulsive head that drives me to wanna just...just ugh I can't and probably shouldn't say

 

[Deadpool]

Photographic memory says the guy who's met @LoveYouLongTime as several different people without realizing it.

 

[Rogowski]

Boy what the fuck are you doing?

 

[Poliwrath]

I can see why he's avoiding bears

Spoiler: Kamen Rider Zio episode

After watching the recent episode, the villain's plan was to destroy the worlds by merging them all. And he's Another Decade

Good thing he doesn't know shit about Kamen Rider, otherwise he'll use it as a validation to his delusions

Nobody show him the end of Build.

 

[Tikbalang]

Nobody show him the end of Build.

In addition to that, he might think Skywall = future mexican border wall and Evolt = Pmurt (trump)

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Boy what the fuck are you doing?

37 year old manwoman laments that he never got laid without paying for it, news at 11.

 

[Picklechu]

Sarah and Steve need someone to cut their internet down. I'm not sure if it's more sad or funny how desperate they are for senpai's attention.

Watching chris mangle everyday euphemisms and slang is like watching an anime with lots of terrible, terrible engrish. If we never had audio of chris speaking it'd be forgivable to believe that english wasn't his first language.

Technically, his first language is screeching.

 

[Rupin]

Boy what the fuck are you doing?

the guy is a fuckin pedo. We always knew that. At least now he is admitting it in a round about way.