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Interesting that he's using that n-work to describe himself now, whereas in the past he'd lose it.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Most people would not open an anecdote about their past with a hypothetical talk about pseudo-pedophilia... and then there's chris.
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“Jessica and I enjoyed a Pepsi and a couple of chili dogs before hittin’ the showers by my room making passion behind my lenient parents’ backs.”
Let's appreciate the fact Chris managed to include Pepsi™ and chili dogs in a description of his sexual fantasy.
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As an FYI, Rose of Dawn is planning video on Chris Chan in the near future in her "Pillars of the Community" series.
Her previous subjects were Yaniv and Stefonknee.
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Her previous subjects were Yaniv and Stefonknee.
Stefonknee | Pillars of the Community
What happens when a fetishist uses the trans label to bring attention to their sexual fantasies? Meet 'Stefonknee' - a grown man who wanted the world to see ...
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One of my friends is a total tool, saying that "if they had to do it, that was the best way". Oh sure, by doing the most cliched and politically motivated "daddy doesn't understand me !" type of story I have seen as of recent memory. He is a fence sitter, what can you say? Bighead was meant just to be a grumpy old man, now he is a conservative trump voter bigot old man...it aint canon to me.I
Enjoyed static cling enough it's just that damn trans momment..I wanna just block it out skipbit if even possible, these call backs aren't terrible in and if themselves it's the future rearing it's ugly, repulsive head that drives me to wanna just...just ugh I can't and probably shouldn't say
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Honestly that line should be in random.txt.
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While I’m not 100% fluent in Sped-speak, it would appear that Chris is...
A: Excusing pedo’s by pointing out that they might not have gotten laid in high school, so it’s kinda, sorta ok that they bang a 15 year old when they’re 20.
B: Trying to get away with excusing pedo’s by stating that he’s totally not excusing pedo’s but....
C: Still salty at not getting laid in high school,
D: Still thinks that Saved By the Bell and High School Musical are docudramas, and not just dumb and unrealistic shows.
E: Still thinks that age of consent laws are “dumb”.
It’s TOTALLY not also the exact scenario that Chris yanked his bent duck to multiple times.
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i know chris isn't a virgin but drinking soda and eating (more than just one) chili dog before sex is some pretty virginal thinking
i guess when you pay people for sex you forget to make yourself appealing. reminds me of greer and taking his whore to olive garden to stuff up on garlic breadsticks and cheesy pasta
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Why do I have the feeling that if Chris ever won the lottery, he’d spend obscene amounts of money to change the past: Hire some 1000$ escort to dress up as a cheerleader, pay for an oversized letterman jacket to fit him, and of course also have fake bleachers and chilidog stand built JUST so he can retcon his high school experience at 40.
He’d probably also find some multidimensional reason to justify it.
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As long as you can say this, you're doing a-ok.
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I personally love the talks of cheerleaders and jocks he obviously got from being raised by a television
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Especially porno!
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said Chris trying to justify their actions from his point of view.Chris said:
I don't get where Chris gets his concept of "Cool". Sure, a teen might think it's nice to have sex during your teen years and whatnot. But this comes out as a 37 years old guy being salty that he didn't lose his virginity while being a minor.Chris said:"Feeling like you NEEDED to have sex before turning 18, or some local talk crap like that, just to feel popular like the hip crowd, or some s***(...) Frustrating? Yes! Just frustrating to everyone"
That made this whole rant go from pathetic to creepy.Chris said:
Ignoring how awfully specific that line is, just imagine having sex AFTER eating a couple of chili dogs and having a Pepsi.Chris said:
Wouldn't it be better to eat a whole bunch of strawberries?
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What do you expect? Chris has always had the diet of a toddler, actually an abused toddler.
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Wow. He doesn't seem to remember Simonchu
Recent Sonichu 14 pages say otherwise
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I guess that's the price to pay to have something on Netflix, I'm sure in his heart Joe Murray didn't WANT Ralph to be Rachel but the heads at Netflix said "either put something that supports our agenda is this special or you can find another distributor"One of my friends is a total tool, saying that "if they had to do it, that was the best way". Oh sure, by doing the most cliched and politically motivated "daddy doesn't understand me !" type of story I have seen as of recent memory. He is a fence sitter, what can you say? Bighead was meant just to be a grumpy old man, now he is a conservative trump voter bigot old man...it aint canon to me.