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Buck Mullet said:
People really underestimate bitter old crones ability to fester alive well into their 80's and 90's. Factor in his diet, delusions, driving skills, and condition of whatever vehicle he has, I'd bet statistically Chris has a greater chance of dying before Barb.
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Agreed. Here's the thing about bitter old poor folk in America: they have pretty decent medical coverage and nothing better to do than go to the doctors twice a week.
 
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Aldora said:
Is it hacking if Chris has given that person the password? Every "hacking" Chris has had in the last 10 years is from giving other people his password.
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From how he reacts, likely 15 or 16.
 
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Buck Mullet said:
People really underestimate bitter old crones ability to fester alive well into their 80's and 90's. Factor in his diet, delusions, driving skills, and condition of whatever vehicle he has, I'd bet statistically Chris has a greater chance of dying before Barb.
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Agreed, people on here tend to forget she shedded the majority of her weight over the last ten years from aging, Chris is way more likely to have a heart attack then her
 
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JohnnyBravo said:
Damn, looks like my grandma on her deathbed

It's not that I want barb to die, but I really want to know what happens after y'know
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Chris loses the house and becomes a homeless street corner preacher for the coming Toon Town Apocalypse, with stints in the county jail.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris loses the house and becomes a homeless street corner preacher for the coming Toon Town Apocalypse, with stints in the county jail.
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Honestly if he became like the dude down the road from me with his cardboard signs and bicycle preaching outside a gas station, that would rule.

"I was a famous comic book artist! Everyone knew my name!"

Maybe people would do the same for chris like they do for bicycle cardboard man and bring him some mcdonalds or whatever once in a while.
 
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Francis Dollarhyde said:
Where the inmates do not like him very well with his dress, antics and merge talk so he hops homies like Sammy Bushart while inside for protection.
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I'm sure being locked in jail with real criminals will teach Chris to keep his Autism to himself if he doesn't want an ass beating pretty damn quick. He's never going to be in prison, but county lockup is a real possibility after Barb dies and he becomes more unhinged. He won't get any special treatment and the deputies guarding the place aren't going to coddle him. He will either learn to keep quiet and avoid the big angry men, or he won't and will regret it. Not that they'd kill him. It's just jail after all, and no one there is going to risk actual prison over shiving an obnoxious tard, but they won't think twice about knocking his lights out for annoying them.
 
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The Dude said:
I'm sure being locked in jail with real criminals will teach Chris to keep his Autism to himself if he doesn't want an ass beating pretty damn quick. He's never going to be in prison, but county lockup is a real possibility after Barb dies and he becomes more unhinged. He won't get any special treatment and the deputies guarding the place aren't going to coddle him. He will either learn to keep quiet and avoid the big angry men, or he won't and will regret it. Not that they'd kill him. It's just jail after all, and no one there is going to risk actual prison over shiving an obnoxious tard, but they won't think twice about knocking his lights out for annoying them.
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Its why I think time in prison is the only hope chris has to grow the fuck up. He'll probably get shanked and die, but its survival of the fittest in there and chris is as soft as a blob of jelly. if by some miracle our manchild waddles his way through prison without falling on a shank 7 times in the shower he might become a productive member of society.

Its strange to think that the prison system would be a better parent than a person's actual parents but in chris's case... yeah. Billy club wielding prison guards who don't take no shit are a step up from bob and barbra chandler.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Its why I think time in prison is the only hope chris has to grow the fuck up. He'll probably get shanked and die, but its survival of the fittest in there and chris is as soft as a blob of jelly. if by some miracle our manchild waddles his way through prison without falling on a shank 7 times in the shower he might become a productive member of society.

Its strange to think that the prison system would be a better parent than a person's actual parents but in chris's case... yeah. Billy club wielding prison guards who don't take no shit are a step up from bob and barbra chandler.
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I prefer Chris locked up in guantanamo bay than the rest of the prisons
 
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