Containment Random Chris Updates

TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I wonder if being in the hole would have any effect on chris. he lives in delusions nearly 24/7. He might like it in solitary.
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Chris went in solitary on his own for years. Now if he's forced in the sol, then he would be begged not to be in solitary
 
Someone on Reddit posted a photo of him with Chris and Barb, from June 1st.

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The American Hedgehog said:
Someone on Reddit posted a photo of him with Chris and Barb, from June 1st.

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I'm sure people will comment on how Barb looks in this pictures - but Jesus look at how trashy Chris looks.
  • Dirty, stretched out My Little Pony shirt.
  • Seaweed looking messy hair.
  • Elton John sunglasses.
  • Eggplant shaped torso and skinny bare legs.
  • Spraypainted shoes.
  • Kids art and craft sonichu medallion.
  • Holding a bunch of toys.
Chris must turn heads everywhere he goes, I wonder what people think when they see him in the street.
 
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Chris looks like shit like always, though that’s a surprisingly smug smile for a 40 year old man holding an armful of kiddie crap and toys.

Check out Barb though!
She looks like one of those hippies from the 60ies, who have spent the past three decades on an organic farm in Buttfuck, Oregon, and think people still say “groovy” or call churchladies “squares”.

EDIT: Also, could we stop all the talk about homeless Chris spending time in county jail, etc.? Im trying to keep my morning coffee from ending up all over my screen, and it’s kind of hard when I’m picturing Chris going into hedgehog defensive state in front of a bunch of gangbangers about to do a train on him.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
KF: "Chris needs some structure and help because he's falling deeper into being a manchild."

Rest of the internet: "We go to Chris' house and give her toys randomly and send her Switches and money!"
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I’m wondering what these spergs think they are accomplishing by associating themselves with Chris like that. There is no point to it and in the end they are just enabling him. Instead of buying him LEGO, how about buying him some new clothes?
 
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Mason Verger said:
That's a rather short skirt for Chris to be wearing without his modesty leggings on underneath. You may think you're a woman Chris, but you are certainly no lady.
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You can see the slightest hint that he's wearing shorts under his skirt...that are the exact length of the skirt. So he's not doing it because it's warm, it's because he wants to be kawaii. On closer inspection they're the same color as his tucked in shirt showing off his gut...so maybe it's a really long shirt/nightgown..? Chris is so damn exceptional

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What kind of tard drives to visit Chris and brings him gifts just to take a pic for attempts at internet fame?
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Either to elicit reactions from people like us or to feel the warm tingles that he's helping an autist. Look at those toys they're stuff you'd give a toddler
 
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