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The handsome tard said:
We live in bad times when that thing can say its a girl and the tolerant and yet morally bankrupt autistically applaud.
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And it's not like there's a shortage of MLP themed clothes Chris could be wearing in his size and fit but no. Not only is he so in denial about his self image that he thinks he's still as slim and pettite as a teenage girl, but he is one and is wearing the smallest possible size.
 
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Tikbalang said:
For every shitty old people live longer than our grandparents, it's a common question "Why are they still alive?". Pat Robertson is the best example
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I would use the Kats's quote "Just to suffer?", tho it really doesnt fit in this context. I wish Barb could be "suffering" but I know that she is so rotten inside that she kind of doesnt care much about anything but herself at this point. She lived the life of an abusive sloth and Im sure she doesnt give a single fuck about any judgement, be it from man or God, at the end of the day. So many good hard working mothers wish they could spend more time on this world to be with their equally hard working sons and yet they cant...When Barb dies, no one will truly miss her, Cole will probably start believing in Hell just so he can sleep at night seeing her burning in there. I didnt even bother to mention Chris because we all know what the autismo goddess would do.

Jasonfan89 said:
And it's not like there's a shortage of MLP themed clothes Chris could be wearing in his size and fit but no. Not only is he so in denial about his self image that he thinks he's still as slim and pettite as a teenage girl, but he is one and is wearing the smallest possible size.
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It doesnt help that there "somewhat male" oriented MLP shirts, or at least gender neutral. But no, good old Chris picks the smallest femy shirt...
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Damn! The years have not been good to her. Afterall, raising an individual like Chris does take it's toll.
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I mean.. you're not wrong.. but she is closing in on 80. She looks about on par for most people that age.

Seems like it's evened out because in most of the photos I've seen of her, she looks no less than +20y her actual age, tho that was likely her garbage diet & complete laziness/immobility outside of a 50y career as a desk jockey. And honestly, even in her prime she wasn't much to look at.

I don't think nearly 40y of Chris has aged her, but I think it does explain the deadeyed 10k yard stare..
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
I mean.. you're not wrong.. but she is closing in on 80. She looks about on par for most people that age.

Seems like it's evened out because in most of the photos I've seen of her, she looks no less than +20y her actual age, tho that was likely her garbage diet & complete laziness/immobility outside of a 50y career as a desk jockey. And honestly, even in her prime she wasn't much to look at.

I don't think nearly 40y of Chris has aged her, but I think it does explain the deadeyed 10k yard stare..
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I have seen a lot of people with Barb's age looking at least 10 years younger (if not more), its all about how you take care of yourself (diet, exercise, stress, etc). Barb was a sloth her entire life (I never ever seen her out of the house for too long, outside to just get some supplies when her orc slave cant do it for some reason). One of my doctor friends at college (a fellow Christorian, tho he does think its "too sad" now) said that Barb's "survival" at her conditions is nothing short of a genetical/medical miracle (but the former can only keep you going for so long until your life style catches up). He predicted (tho its just a prediction given he has not enough info outside of whats online) that Barb has around 1-3 years tops.
 
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The handsome tard said:
I have seen a lot of people with Barb's age looking at least 10 years younger (if not more), its all about how you take care of yourself (diet, exercise, stress, etc). Barb was a sloth her entire life (I never ever seen her out of the house for too long, outside to just get some supplies when her orc slave cant do it for some reason). One of my doctor friends at college (a fellow Christorian, tho he does think its "too sad" now) said that Barb's "survival" at her conditions is nothing short of a genetical/medical miracle (but the former can only keep you going for so long until your life style catches up). He predicted (tho its just a prediction given he has not enough info outside of whats online) that Barb has around 1-3 years tops.
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Remember that Barb is carny white trash and will do anything to con the rubes, including having Chris make begging videos while portraying herself as a poor, frail, senile old woman who needs money. I am not saying she's in fantastic shape, but she's not in as bad shape as people make her out to be.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Remember that Barb is carny white trash and will do anything to con the rubes, including having Chris make begging videos while portraying herself as a poor, frail, senile old woman who needs money. I am not saying she's in fantastic shape, but she's not in as bad shape as people make her out to be.
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>Goodnight KIWIMANIACS and jabroni marks without a life that don’t know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Remember that Barb is carny white trash and will do anything to con the rubes, including having Chris make begging videos while portraying herself as a poor, frail, senile old woman who needs money. I am not saying she's in fantastic shape, but she's not in as bad shape as people make her out to be.
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Fatty don't call the shots, he just dodges the bullets.
 
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AnOminous said:
Did he take into account her superhuman reserves of hatred and spite?
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I cant say that he has, tho the emotional does play out a big part on helping or screwing you up in these sort of things (hence why some say "laughter is the best medicine", your body can "feel" the positivity, thus feels motivated to do better). But Barb has been avoiding the consequences of her life style for a long while now...
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Remember that Barb is carny white trash and will do anything to con the rubes, including having Chris make begging videos while portraying herself as a poor, frail, senile old woman who needs money. I am not saying she's in fantastic shape, but she's not in as bad shape as people make her out to be.
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Barb has seemingly made it through a shit ton of health scares and its honestly impressive. As someone else pointed out, I wouldn't be shocked if she somehow makes it to 90.
 
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Hmm, coincidence?

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Is Peter Boyle still alive? Put some stringy hair extensions on him and he'd be perfect for current Chris.
 
The Dude said:
Is Peter Boyle still alive? Put some stringy hair extensions on him and he'd be perfect for current Chris.
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Nah he died in 2006. But you are right, he would have been a shoe in to play Chris in his younger years.
 
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