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GherkinRealness said:
He's so energetic. I like to think it's because it's the first time in ages that he's talked to people who take a genuine interest in him. He's to the point of babbling.

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I sure hope not. That stream was painful to sit through, and I pray for anyone who has to pour over that sinful footage for a few cheap lols.
 
cathrineaddict_36 said:
This entire stream is just little exceptional kids cock sucking Chris Chan, it's not even worth watching. I sat through the entire first hour of the stream and then made this account to get any important info on Chris from anyone here, but the stream is useless, just a bunch of spergs being spergs.
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I skipped around the video. What I got from it was some girl was playing Sonic Mania and one dude was working on Sonichu sprites for the game while Chris was just saying inane stupid shit throughout the whole stream. It was like 4 hours long, no way am I sitting through all of that.
 
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That stream made me realize I have so much shit to do I could be doing with my time instead of watching this sperg-fest. Chris just keeps devolving into random babbling loud noises and then back as if nothing happened, its really really uncomfortable to hear. Chris just seems to act like an alien that thinks he has nailed human behavior but clearly didnt, there is just something...unnatural even when he is acting somewhat "normal" for some brief seconds. Urgh...:P
 
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The handsome tard said:
Not to ditch who wants it, but I rather wait for the inevitable Dreamcast Mini. If I want to play genesis games, I will just stick with my emulators (since those are easy as fuck to do so...Dreamcast? Not so much).
But of course Chris will droll over this fucking thing.
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I mean this stuff is fine for novelty and nostalgia but fucking hell learn the difference between wants and needs!
Pay your dues and bills and then Think about buying a bunch of crap that cashes in on nostalgia for midlife crisis aging 90s kids and 80s babies...oh and don't able on about it for an hour or so on a stream like a R tard
 
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GherkinRealness said:
He's so energetic. I like to think it's because it's the first time in ages that he's talked to people who take a genuine interest in him. He's to the point of babbling.

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Chris is always a big, fat re-tard when around people. It's just really sad to see. He's always been like that, annoying. His voice is very grating, he has zero modulation and all he talks about is inane horseshit (literally).
 
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I've been thinking. Chris back then liked the name "Christian" as if it's a message from Godjesus. Now he becomes Christine without explaining whether the bear was mistaken or forgotten.
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This is a seriously excellent question that I cannot believe hasn't been asked of Chris before this! How does he explain that the former 'Divine Revelation' from God and the Bear at Regency Square that his name should be Christian rather then Christopher, from GodJesus itself yet, was false? That his name is REALLY Christine Sonichu?

Has anyone put this to Chris before in one of his livestreams or AMAs or whatever the fucks? Because I'd LOVE to hear the logic tapdance he'd have to do to explain it without countering his former canon or even his current shite.
 
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Our first game is Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder, which is a (very unofficial) My Little Pony game. In this game, you are Twilight Sparkle, Equestria's most prolific and horrific fanfic writer, and you are shipping* yourself, your friends, and your family together regardless of blood-relation, orientation, or harmonious mane and coat color combination! It pokes loving fun at shipping and fan culture, and of course ourselves. (my emphases)
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Unless, of course, you're Chris. who just wants Ponies and Sonichus to fuck. Interestingly, he'll need to pledge at least $50 per month for the chance of having a customised card made to his wishes. Wonder if he knows that? Wonder if he cares?

As the repossession of 14 BC becomes ever more certain, as Son-Chu collapses into uselessness, as Barb inches closer to the embrace of the Grim Reaper, Chris will keep playing with pretty ponies and fantasising about fictional beings. Well, he's already burnt his home down, and he can't play the fiddle...
 
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Remember how hype the Dankula interview was? He was touted as a well known Youtuber (though I never heard of him) and was meant as a Guard Dog ploy to add some sense into Chris.

But it failed. Now no one wants Chris to be interviewed, warning any prospectors who are, yes, looking for ways to make hits. And not all of them are low IQ basement dwellers who need their mother called to halt business.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
And that's where the money for that trip is going. well, part of it, anyway.
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Frittering away all of his cash and not being able to visit Sockness would be a good thing for Chris, even if it's done unintentionally and irresponsibly. And Sockness is an idiot if he thinks Chris actually cares about him enough not to blow the trip fund on toys.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
This is a seriously excellent question that I cannot believe hasn't been asked of Chris before this! How does he explain that the former 'Divine Revelation' from God and the Bear at Regency Square that his name should be Christian rather then Christopher, from GodJesus itself yet, was false? That his name is REALLY Christine Sonichu?

Has anyone put this to Chris before in one of his livestreams or AMAs or whatever the fucks? Because I'd LOVE to hear the logic tapdance he'd have to do to explain it without countering his former canon or even his current shite.
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The thing is, Chris nowadays will just either ignore your question completely or block you if you dare question how his fried noodle brain works in terms of logic and contradicting past events.
TrippinKahlua said:
Remember how hype the Dankula interview was? He was touted as a well known Youtuber (though I never heard of him) and was meant as a Guard Dog ploy to add some sense into Chris.

But it failed. Now no one wants Chris to be interviewed, warning any prospectors who are, yes, looking for ways to make hits. And not all of them are low IQ basement dwellers who need their mother called to halt business.
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Honestly, the interview was just awkward for everyone involved. It did give some insight on his insanity but it only seemed to give ammo to white knights. I would rather youtubers keep away from Chris, especially those "urban explorers" types, bringing him along to help him "socialize" (they aint fooling no one, its clear they just want to feed off of his culture).
And Dankula was the guy that was almost fucking arrested a while ago over him making a harmless fun video of him training his GF's pug to do a nazi salute (because western society is a joke now, a woman can kill her newborn, attempt to bury it and not get a single day behind bars ).
Edit: Humm-BUTTER!
 
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