Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Un-Clit]

But it failed. Now no one wants Chris to be interviewed,

I don't quite understand what you mean here: are there people stopping others from interviewing Chris? Or do you mean "Now no one wants to interview Chris"?

 

[Rupin]

The thing is, Chris nowadays will just either ignore your question completely or block you if you dare question how his fried noodle brain works in terms of logic and contradicting past events.

Honestly, the interview was just awkward for everyone involved. It did give some insight on his insanity but it only seemed to give ammo to white knights. I would rather youtubers keep away from Chris, especially those "urban explorers" types, bringing him along to help him "socialize" (they aint fooling no one, its clear they just want to feed off of his culture).
And Dankula was the guy that was almost fucking arrested a while ago over him making a harmless fun video of him training his GF's pug to do a nazi salute (because western society is a joke now, a woman can kill her newborn, attempt to bury it and not get a single day behind bars ).
Edit: Humm-BUTTER!

Or a celebrity can scam their kid into a top school and only get 2 weeks in prison.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

If only that were possible, but Godbear has already banished X-tine from the Garden of Sonichu like Lilith for eating rotten watermelons from the tree of autism. Now Christine is destined to walk soil of the common man forever cursed with beauty and the power to tempt a man to his doom.......he also eats babies.

According to the "Alphabet of Ben Sira"
(alternative version) verse 34
Lilith was banned for cowgirl.

אמר לה הואיל וכך הדבר שבי עמי שלשה ימים ואל תעטוש בהם ויהיו מוכנים ליום השל

"The angels who are in charge of healing are Sanoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof. While God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone' (Genesis 2:1. He also created a woman, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.' Lilith responded, 'We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.' But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air. Adam stood in prayer before his Creator: 'Sovereign of the universe!' he said, 'the woman you gave me has run away.' At once, the Holy One, blessed be He, sent these three angels to bring her back."Said the Holy One to Adam, 'If she agrees to come back, what is made is good. If not, she must permit one hundred of her children to die every day.' The angels left God and pursued Lilith, whom they overtook in the midst of the sea, in the mighty waters wherein the Egyptians were destined to drown. They told her God's word, but she did not wish to return. The angels said, 'We shall drown you in the sea.'"'Leave me!' she said. 'I was created only to cause sickness to infants. If the infant is male, I have dominion over him for eight days after his birth, and if female, for twenty days.' "When the angels heard Lilith's words, they insisted she go back. But she swore to them by the name of the living and eternal God: 'Whenever I see you or your names or your forms in an amulet, I will have no power over that infant.' She also agreed to have one hundred of her children die every day. Accordingly, every day one hundred demons perish, and for the same reason, we write the angels names on the amulets of young children. When Lilith sees their names, she remembers her oath, and the child recovers."

 

[Deadpool]

Remember how hype the Dankula interview was? He was touted as a well known Youtuber (though I never heard of him) and was meant as a Guard Dog ploy to add some sense into Chris.

But it failed. Now no one wants Chris to be interviewed, warning any prospectors who are, yes, looking for ways to make hits. And not all of them are low IQ basement dwellers who need their mother called to halt business.

I don't quite understand what you mean here: are there people stopping others from interviewing Chris? Or do you mean "Now no one wants to interview Chris"?

No one knows. He holds bizarre grudges about things in Christory, that he feels the need to incessantly bring up at random times. He rants to @Marvin about stonecutters or something too. Best just to ignore it.

 

[sevenproxies]

A CWC rundown from a trans perspective: https://youtu.be/TeLktbyVj90

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No one knows. He holds bizarre grudges about things in Christory, that he feels the need to incessantly bring up at random times. He rants to @Marvin about stonecutters or something too. Best just to ignore it.

Well, he was just on an off-world expedition killing trolls. Kill is a strong word, it's only used seriously by children, violent offenders, and the mentally insane.

Adam said: “You lie beneath me.” And Lilith said: “You lie beneath me! We are both equal, for both of us are from the earth.” And they would not listen to one another.
As soon as Lilith saw this, she uttered the Divine name and flew up into the air and fled.

What a beautiful allegory. I can picture Chris tussling around with Magi-chan or Sockness, then uttering "curse-ye-ha-me-ha" and flying up into the air propelled by a fart & body odor cloud.

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

First person perspective camera 00000000001?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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videos I made (...) would frighten anyone shitless

It's funny that he thinks of himself as "intimidating", as on his recent autistic theory about those horsie analyst blocking him because his moronic Team Fortress 2 make believe faggotry somehow scared them.

And to this day, he cannot (or doesn't want to) grasp the very simple reason why people began following him: being such a cartoon of a human being and such a goddamn moron that it made him fascinanting (and above all, hilarious) to watch.

If Chris ever gets a tattoo, it should be a big "I DON'T GET IT" on his forehead (that or "I POOP MYSELF").

 

[Tikbalang]

It's funny that he thinks of himself as "intimidating", as on his recent autistic theory about those horsie analyst blocking him because his moronic Team Fortress 2 make believe faggotry somehow scared them.

And to this day, he cannot (or doesn't want to) grasp the very simple reason why people began following him: being such a cartoon of a human being and such a goddamn moron that it made him fascinanting (and above all, hilarious) to watch.

If Chris ever gets a tattoo, it should be a big "I DON'T GET IT" on his forehead (that or "I POOP MYSELF").

For him, getting crazy/angry is intimidating

Bronies blocked him because of fear, not from Chris but from ruining the image of brony as being autistic as Chris.

His mind is full of fanfic, he's too lazy to present it through a medium

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Er, Chris? You're still doing the Magi-chan trying to sound intelligent voice. I thought you and your imaginary purple friend had body swapped back?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Yes, Chris, you have always been "special." But not in the way you imagine.

 

[Floop]

Yes, Chris, you have always been "special." But not in the way you imagine.

What you talking about? Chris is really Retarded!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

His mind is full of fanfic

Even before going tomgirl he already was literally incapable of holding a conversation for 5 minutes without bringing embarrassingly childish cartoons into it even if he wanted to, since it is the only way his peanut brain can relate to the world.

Now that he brainwashed himself (with help, for sure, but he was more than willing) about horsies and smurfs being real business™, he doesn't even try anymore, as he sees no need.

Moreover, if you don't make your live revolve around the teachings and wisdoms of some cartoon horsies designed to sell toys to 7 year old girls you are obviously naive.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What you talking about? Chris is really exceptional!

... that's exactly what I'm talking about.

 

[Kuruminha]

Maybe he should be sent to listen to a compilation of all the times even he called himself a somewhat rctarded to tone this "intelectual" shit down.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Wow, Chris, the late Josef Stalin has his spectral ushanka off to you - that's some weapons-grade rewriting of History, right there.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It appears that whoever is developing the merge storyline for Chris has weaponized it to seem like he will get retribution for the False Mislabelings and Trollin' Stupids over the years. Needless to say, I'm "scared shitless" about this.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Side note, but the fact that Chris made the Yep, I'm On TV DVD when he was 25 years old kind of says it all. That's the sort of thing that you'd expect from a primary school kid with a Fisher Price movie camera.

 

[muh_moobs]

The stream for the most part was nothing special, but Chris did have something nice to say to Geno:
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Holy fuck does that sound like an older Blue Spike at the end.

JULAY!