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Ben Saint's webcomic is canon according to Chris. He also use it as a reply on twitter.

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Somehow it's okay for Chris to be portrayed as a douchebag
 
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Tikbalang said:
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"I'm surprised and it figures"
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I actually felt brain cells dying when I read that. I like how he starts out being baffled and surprised, and then halfway through you can hear the gears grinding in his mush-brain as he remembers he's supposed to be a God-tier psychic overlord and has to act like he saw it coming.

I wonder how long it'll be before he tries to take credit for autism being a fetish. "Mm, yeah. I help--I have helped to cultivate the Fetishing of Autistic People, because I am the setsy CPU Goddess Blue Heart, and in da dimension C-197 my Beauty is spoken of in da same breath as Aphrodite and Tara Strong, among which."
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
He can't even use the word spoofed right.
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As Bob floated backwards the Pickle suited Niggo removed a 19" cock from his suit and began to stroke it while looking at me. I finally up and asked "What is going on, Mr. Chandler?" Bob retorted "SPOOFING." I responded "What?" And Bob exclaimed "SPOOFING. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G."
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Nearly 38 years old, folks.
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The time has come to finally use this






But in all seriousness, normal people his age tweet if at all about how it sucks making ends meet to pay bills, rent and no matter how much you work or how hard were all just gonna die someday stuck in a rut we've been in since we entered the cold, cruel world, Chris talks about his imaginary friends like an innocent little boy and we're going to be saying "nearly 42" and them "nearly 50 years old folks" and if we're lucky we might just be able to say "nearly a senior citizen fellow Senior kiwis."
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
The time has come to finally use this






But in all seriousness, normal people his age tweet if at all about how it sucks making ends meet to pay bills, rent and no matter how much you work or how hard were all just gonna die someday stuck in a rut we've been in since we entered the cold, cruel world, Chris talks about his imaginary friends like an innocent little boy and we're going to be saying "nearly 42" and them "nearly 50 years old folks" and if we're lucky we might just be able to say "nearly a senior citizen fellow Senior kiwis."
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The sad part is people like Chris are going to be far too common in the future.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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The new idea guys are Chris, Chris, and Chris.
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Wait, is Chris accusing this guy of hating on the webcomic author because he has the newly-discovered-by-Chris autism fetish? And of course, if the webcomic is all about Chris it must be because the author has his autism fetish focused on Chris. Because Chris is a super-overpowered CPU goddess and of course people find him setsy, right?

Chris's massive ego blinding him to when people are ripping the piss out of him never gets old. It's unbelievable how gullible the manchild is. Butter up his ego and he's anyone's. Now everyone talking positively to Chris will be doing so because his autism just tickles their fetish soooo much. Millions of fans worldwide, and now they all wanna stroke one out thinking about him.

When something finally manages to stick a pin in Chris's bloated ego, it's going to go with a bang to rival Hiroshima.
 
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mertyville said:
I thought those evolved forms are non-canon... now I am confused
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Whatever comes in Chris's mind or stories made by others that he liked, no matter how inconsistency those are, it's always canon.
Example: Alec's Asperchu (not canon)
Trickie's Rosechu Story (Canon but not all)
MKR's webcomic (Canon)

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Pinkeye medicine: the cause of his heterochromia
 
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