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You know how you get pink eye? By getting fecal matter in there. Let that sink in folks.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Silver Octopus
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In which case, it's a surprise he hasn't had pinkeye since.
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Welp, that quote didnt age well, guy is getting his Chris Chan country soon but hey, as long no kid is wrongfully commited (something that would be noticed and have the parents arrested for it), right?
Closing down asylums was a mistake. We know what needs to be done but we live in such weak culture that no one wants to look "bad" to the mean old media and "white knights" of the morally and mentally bankrupt. So tards roam and shit on the streets while bringing MEDIEVAL diseases back.
So Chris isnt a tard...he is just ahead of the curve.
DIRTY CRAPPED EYES
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Also love how he still has to bring up high school nearly a quarter of a century after freshman year, he can talk about the merge all he wants but Manchester high was the only physically real time in his life he was blissfully ignorant and happy.
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Somehow I think this is more to be a mockery than anything else.
zap2theextreme
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love that the one iconic and special defining feature of the DIMENSIONAL GODDESS, Christine Weston Chandler, is from getting shit in her eyes.
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I mean it was probably DIMENSIONAL GODDESS shit. Maybe it’s worth more than regular shit?
Where did you get this video of me?
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I’m assuming the Green Lantern reference was unintentional.
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That's no way to refer to the population of India!
RustyNail(her)
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I think during high school there's a point where most of his teachers just gave up and made him the class pet tard, rubber stamping his work so he'd gtfo of the school. A few probably coddled him, putting his artwork on the wall. It gave him something to do every day, even if he probably just day dreamed all day and doodled. People were forced to interact with him. No bills. No worries. Just being a sped all day with little consequence.
NerdShamer
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To be fair, they do outsource the somewhat sane autists to a regular classroom and let them fail their way to school.
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Outside of the Sonic Contest non-sense, highschool was the highlight of his life (personally it was one of the lowest points in my life so im glad thats over with). He was allowed to force people to be his "friends", do the bare minimun and get a pat on the back while so (also creating the only ever lasting thing in his existence, Sonichu). He loved the illusion of signifance and meaning in his life, hell, he got all pissed off when they DARED to not give him the award for his aut-artistic talents (thats when the illusion was shattered...and the brutal real life began to sip in, to which him would still refuse to accept its calling to this day...wow, I didnt intend to get a bit poetic in here, Im sorry).
I think "she" is mostly known for having pieces of crayola model magic still stuck in "her" anus even after all these years.
I think you mean the population of California as well, where its okay to infect others with HIV but not to misgender them.
Seems like Chris's chosen people alright.
Thats the problem with tards in the school system, they obviously cant keep up and the normal students dont want to deal with their bullshit and teachers already are very busy to bother too much. Im sure they did try to help Chris but Manchester was a school for mostly mentally healthy students (not that they werent "trained to deal with an autistic child" like Chris say, they simply werent there to deal with his bullshit).
You want to know the ironic thing? The schools that were "trained to deal with an autistic child" were Special Ed Schools, now those ARE made to work with students like him (I can only imagine how fucking stressful it is...
), but his hillbilly old as fuck druken idiot parents (Bob, may God rest his soul, and Barb, may the Devil rest hers when the time comes) cared more about to convince themselves and the world that their top senior fucking brought a healthy child than to give him a proper education so he wouldnt become the trainwreck he is today.
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I guess wéens are the people you least expect.
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Kind of odd that (what appears to be) an established webcomic artist would be so eager to associate with Chris. Unlike MKR and other hangers-on, this dude has a reputation to consider. Seems like a risky move, teasing a sped might alienate some of his patrons.
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Ben Saint made a bunch of comments about this from his Discord group. He's just the latest in a long line of enablers trying to exploit Chris's delusional mindset. Seems his goal to use Chris's infamy to boost his webcomic.
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So as always, anyone who gets close to Chris under the guise of "helping him" or "giving him attention" is just overall using him for their own personal goals. Just like those "urban explorers" who took him along to totally NOT feed off the culture around him while barely standing him and his tard-poop smell.
Seems about right.
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Outside of the Sonic Contest non-sense, highschool was the highlight of his life (personally it was one of the lowest points in my life so im glad thats over with). He was allowed to force people to be his "friends", do the bare minimun and get a pat on the back while so (also creating the only ever lasting thing in his existence, Sonichu). He loved the illusion of signifance and meaning in his life, hell, he got all pissed off when they DARED to not give him the award for his aut-artistic talents (thats when the illusion was shattered...and the brutal real life began to sip in, to which him would still refuse to accept its calling to this day...wow, I didnt intend to get a bit poetic in here, Im sorry).
Thats the problem with tards in the school system, they obviously cant keep up and the normal students dont want to deal with their bullshit and teachers already are very busy to bother too much. Im sure they did try to help Chris but Manchester was a school for mostly mentally healthy students (not that they werent "trained to deal with an autistic child" like Chris say, they simply werent there to deal with his bullshit).
You want to know the ironic thing? The schools that were "trained to deal with an autistic child" were Special Ed Schools, now those ARE made to work with students like him (I can only imagine how fucking stressful it is...
Yeah its why he became obsessed with high school/acedemia anime and that mlp spinnoff that took place in school, it's why all those Lego sets he bought even as he plunged into debt went to building a model of Manchester high and why he was so distraught to see it melt in the house fire.
If we could go on those "ego trips" those fake vacations/memory implants they had in Total recall or the memory den/vr pods from fallout you can bet Chris would sink the last of what little money he had left into making it feel like his HS years where the perfect sunshine days gone by where his gal pals threw their sweet china at him he WISHES they were, and/or he'd be reliving it in a pod over and over again.
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Damn shame. I was mildly interested in where it was going because it seemed self-aware, but you can tell with the latest set of panels that something major has changed.
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"If a person is self aware that he's doing bad stuff, then there's still hope".
Tell that to Snyder, the Gamestop staff, and TooManyGames attendees
Why not Chrisona or CWCsona? Is Asperchu Alec's Sonichusona.
Deadlines don't exist in his productivity, unless his favorite game's launch date or Day 1 in conventions
"Working with everyone" Does nothing to contribute.
UA student #24021982 Chandler Christine
Hero Name: CPU Blue Heart
Powers: Autism (How did she passed in the entrance exam? We don't know)
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That Ben Saint strip he reproduces there. It's blatantly taking the piss out of Chris. Meaningless drivel expounded in over-long text walls. Yet Chris sees it as some sort of compliment, as far as I can decipher his autistic maunderings.