Containment Random Chris Updates

[Washedupdrunk69lol]

Unless its another my little pony wig or something with Sonic the Hedgehog quills I doubt he'd wear it. After all why would he need to wear a wig when in his own mind he's already got the hair of a shampoo commercial model? Mark my words that wig whether he wears it once or not at all will just end up as part of the hoard and your money will be wasted. I say put that money towards a charity that makes wigs for people who actually need them instead.

Yeah if you really want buy him something he will only actually use toys and vidya

 

[Rupin]

Great art but.
Why does Sonichu’s back quills look like a rotting banana?

I noticed that too. It throws the whole drawing off for me.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

blah blah ponies blah blah my ego blah blah I know everything blah blah
BUT I DIGRESS
Blah blah goddess blah blah smug
🏎🛰

Notably absent from any tweets: looking for a place of his own or any kind of plan for when Barb croaks.

@Marvin, how do you not just want to fucking throttle Chris with all this balderdash?

If one were to sum up Chris since the start of the Tom girl saga till today in one word, DIGRESS, sure the fuck would be a contender....

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

1600 pennsylvania avenue washington dc 20500

I think the resident of this location already has a toupee. Marginally better than Chris' seaweed mess, but not by much.

 

[AnOminous]

I can just see them, sitting in some gentlemen's ladies' ladyponies' club, in monocles and toppers, sipping from brandy snifters filled with orange Fanta or whatever shit ponies drink in the show, rustling their copies of the Times...

'I say, NS, did you know that Shakespony says that brevity is the soul of wit?'

Except then Chris is like "Mmm. . .yeah. . ." [farts] [falls asleep]

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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Oh shit quit everything your doing he knows! (The person that's making the comic Chris has been talking about on Twitter.) (Didn't know where else to put this sorry mods.)

Look at this faggot, as if an adult drawing horsies wasn't embarrassing enough already... how much of a loser you have to be to want to piggyback on Chris (of all people) popularity?

I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be associated with Chris even for a million dollars.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Great art but.
Why does Sonichu’s back quills look like a rotting banana?

Chris may never know, but when Rosechu finds out she's gonna Hulk out and face-rape that fucker to death.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris may never know, but when Rosechu finds out she's gonna Hulk out and face-rape that fucker to death.

I think Sonichus and Rosechus are more of hyenas than hedgehogs
Also: how would trickie reimagine that senario?

 

[AnOminous]

I think Sonichus and Rosechus are more of hyenas than hedgehogs

You mean they have giant clits that look like penises?

 

[Tikbalang]

You mean they have giant clits that look like penises?

Yeah

 

[King Kiwi]

Does anyone have Chris' address? I'm looking to buy Chris a pretty wig for women as a gag gift.
Which is a friendly gesture, but he will look dumb with the size of the wig I'm getting. Plus I doubt he'll take care of it.
But it will look better than his natural hair so it's kinda Honest and True.

You're lucky that you're not in the same room with me.
Cuz than I'd have to give it to you.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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"I reiterate..."

No shit.

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[TrippinKahlua]

New Milwaukee must be a shitty place if its tall buildings were empty.

 

[Radium]

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Hmmmm. I take back a few of the doubts I had about this man. This might be fun. It might be a bit idea guy-like, but I wanna see if he's going to properly deconstruct Chris's morality or just go full white knight.

If he does turn on Chris this is probably going to cause Chris to go into a social 'hedgehog defense mode' and hopefully prevent him from trying to talk to other Brony Analysts. Sadly that'd likely be into the greasy, welcoming arms of Sockness.

But I know that In the long term Chris will learn nothing.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

You're lucky that you're not in the same room with me.
Cuz than I'd have to give it to you.

You're giving away wigs? Cool. I want a red and black ombre for going clubbing.

 

[cactuswolf]

So what’s going to happen with Sockness? Is he still trying to buttfuck Chris? Or is the potential rape saga still ongoing? I haven’t been keeping up with Chris much lately.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

New Milwaukee must be a shitty place if its tall buildings were empty.

It's a euphamism for his brain.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

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"9/11 was not fun at all" says the man who photoshopped "Clyde Cash" fucking Spider-Man with the WTC and said it would be his personal 9/11 if he released the unedited photo.

But he also described WWII as "yuck!" so..

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"9/11 was not fun at all" says the man who photoshopped "Clyde Cash" fucking Spider-Man with the WTC and said it would be his personal 9/11 if he released the unedited photo.

But he also described WWII as "yuck!" so..

It's almost as if he has a problem forming, understanding, feeling, and expressing any kind of emotion.