Containment Random Chris Updates

[Radium]

lol at Kiwi's calling this faggot to lecture about pozloading my negholep while touching it themselves. You made the farms look bad and yourselves look worse and you deserve to eat a ban. Neck yourselves.

Holy shit, if you know you have the social charisma of a brick don't call into a show to try and explain your opinions on what a brony reviewer should do to Chris.
Sending an email or some shit, but not this spergery.

Here, I'll help:

Spoiler

Dear Mister Mean Man,
Please stop messing with Chris
You'll make the cross dimensional hedgehogs sad if you're a meanie to him.
-Love, You

Or let the two be while nature sorts itself out. Chris is going to triumph over some random brony comic artist, or fail to. Either way I think this is more interesting than Chris claiming to be Magi Chan and staring at a fidget cube while having a midlife crisis.

 

[AnOminous]

lol at Kiwi's calling this faggot to lecture about pozloading my negholep while touching it themselves. You made the farms look bad and yourselves look worse and you deserve to eat a ban. Neck yourselves.

Holy fuck, someone identified themselves as Kiwi Farms in their first sentence instead of just drinking a mix of gasoline and ammonia and bleach like God wants.

 

[Bombsaway]

Holy fuck, someone identified themselves as Kiwi Farms in their first sentence instead of just drinking a mix of gasoline and ammonia and bleach like God wants.

Can we start a no faggots allowed policy? Every person in this call should hold hands and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Someone just doxed Ben saint on stream.
Here's what I got.
4 7 1988
virginia beach
jackie anderson
halfjack0212
126 windcroft lane nw
acworth ga 30101
770 917 8407 jackies dad
benjamin chmielinski

Benjamin H. Chmielinski

Benjamin H. Chmielinski is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Benjamin H. Chmielinski and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and...

www.facebook.com

28 Marshall st Medford 02155
508 801 0487
508 223 3320
508 223 3434

Wtf is with these pony loving dorks living in the great state of Va?

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

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Slime is a gas

Chris proudly displaying his "honor roll" knowledge again. I really hope this slime came from one specific source...

=

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Hechter]

Has Chris transitioned yet?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Has Chris transitioned yet?

If you mean changing his name and taking titty skittles, yes. If you mean chopping his dong off, no.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris joined Ben Saint's Discord. Mostly blathering about his goddess fantasies, but he did post a couple of creepy-looking selfies. At least he got himself a new shirt.

 

[Shabobus]

Chris joined Ben Saint's Discord. Mostly blathering about his goddess fantasies, but he did post a couple of creepy-looking selfies. At least he got himself a new shirt.

Chris REALLY needs to work on his lighting for these pics. Those bags under his eyes are so dark they nearly look like he has something smudged on his face.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris REALLY needs to work on his lighting for these pics. Those bags under his eyes are so dark they nearly look like he has something smudged on his face.

The bags, the dead staring fish eyes, the lighting from below... he looks like a damn creepypasta video thumbnail.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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The only way Chris will ever be horse famous is if he got fucked by a horse and it perforated his colon, killing him instantly.

 

[Mr. 0]

The only way Chris will ever be horse famous is if he got fucked by a horse and it perforated his colon, killing him instantly.

nah, it's been done

the horse would have to die of terminal autism and homosexuality for chris to be horse famous in this scenario and even then he'll get ignored over the horse he killed with his dirty crapped ass

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris REALLY needs to work on [...]

Let me stop you right there.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris joined Ben Saint's Discord. Mostly blathering about his goddess fantasies, but he did post a couple of creepy-looking selfies. At least he got himself a new shirt.

I can't tell if Chris looks like a boomer metal fan, crazy cat lady, or greasy guy living in the basement

 

[RebelRein1488x]

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While it's cool for adults to play and watch sonic the hedgehog, it becomes weird if they draw their own hedgehog and join the "Do not steal" group.

Just me? Or is it quite ironic that the list basically shows all the characteristics that Chris has done for the past couple of years? (feeding the trolls, starting unnecessary drama, etc....)

I can't tell if Chris looks like a boomer metal fan, crazy cat lady, or greasy guy living in the basement

All of the above.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ok seriously what is up with all these threads about photos of Chris or what if he did so and so outside the established what if thread? Has null and the mods abandoned the site to let the inmates run the asylum?

 

[GherkinRealness]

Ok seriously what is up with all these threads about photos of Chris or what if he did so and so outside the established what if thread? Has null and the mods abandoned the site to let the inmates run the asylum?

I mean when they deleted my poll asking KF about whether Chris genuinely believed in the merge I was like "eh OK" (it was an actually interesting result and discussion afais).

Then they allow two threads recycling old photos of Chris and I'm all

 

[Washedupdrunk69lol]

I mean when they deleted my poll asking KF about whether Chris genuinely believed in the merge I was like "eh OK" (it was an actually interesting result and discussion afais).

Then they allow two threads recycling old photos of Chris and I'm all

Your thread was pretty much just as bad no offense.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I mean when they deleted my poll asking KF about whether Chris genuinely believed in the merge I was like "eh OK" (it was an actually interesting result and discussion afais).

Then they allow two threads recycling old photos of Chris and I'm all

Yup the guards have gone home, the doctors have flown the coop, so now the inmates are running the asylum, forget the rules boys give us your best trolling plans we are an autism illuminati now