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I made a stupid meme because I'm bored at work! ( Don't tell my boss! )
 

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Tikbalang said:
I suggest military school
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I think just a single slap across his fat face (no need to hurt him at all, just enough force with a hollowed palm to produce a loud sound) while shouting "NO!" every time he says something bananas would do a lot of good. At least he'd had a hard time rationalizing having to take that despite being a "powerful diety".
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I think just a single slap across his fat face (no need to hurt him at all, just enough force with a hollowed palm to produce a loud sound) while shouting "NO!" every time he says something bananas would do a lot of good. At least he'd had a hard time rationalizing having to take that despite being a "powerful diety".
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Or a good swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, like a puppy who shits on the rug.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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Spoiler: There's no MC in the video. Just an editing
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Great, I was hoping that at least there was an animated Magi-Chan, but it seems Chris never learned anything from her past mystakes and it's still believing in poorly edited photos without controlling the source.

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Mason Verger said:
Well Chris literally shits on the floor, so that's not a bad idea..
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No, no, Chris shits his panties and urinates on the floor. Similar function, different execution. But you're right, any way you slice it ends at Chris not being housebroken. Barb really should keep Chris and the dogs as outside only pets since she never successfully housebroke either of them. At her age, having three animals pissing and shitting wherever they want in the house could be detrimental to her health.
 
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The Dude said:
No, no, Chris shits his panties and urinates on the floor. Similar function, different execution. But you're right, any way you slice it ends at Chris not being housebroken. Barb really should keep Chris and the dogs as outside only pets since she never successfully housebroke either of them. At hear age, having three animals pissing and shitting wherever they want in the house could be detrimental to her health.
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Patti-Chan got the better end of the deal by not being there.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
No, I thought the same at first, but then I remembered the Idea Fags actually made Chris literally shit on the floor.
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Haha yeah, Chris requires no additional hyperboli on my part when it comes to digesting and insane things he's actually done.

The guy shat on his own floor to save an imaginary cartoon daughter/wife. All that shit the idea fags put him through and he never even mentions cryzel anymore.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
No, I thought the same at first, but then I remembered the Idea Fags actually made Chris literally shit on the floor.
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Are you talking about the video where he pretends to buttsecks the purple Sonic and then tugged on his flaccid, broken penis? Because he pissed on the floor in that video. If he actually shat on the floor, I'm not remembering it.
 
The Dude said:
Are you talking about the video where he pretends to buttsecks the purple Sonic and then tugged on his flaccid, broken penis? Because he pissed on the floor in that video. If he actually shat on the floor, I'm not remembering it.
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It was a part of the whole massive idea guys info dump. i believe there's confirmed video of it that's been(probably thankfully) hoarded by Null and the moon goons. I'll take their word for that one, nobody needs see that.
 
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