Containment Random Chris Updates

Deadpool said:
Yeah I've lived in a shitty neighborhood next to a crack den. Everybody mainly kept to them selves as long as you did too. I didn't consider the fact that Chris would be wondering around talking to imaginary hedgehogs and telling people he's a CPU Goddess. They would consider him an easy mark. I was wrong, it wouldn't be good for him, but Barb is still a mean cunt.
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Easy mark for what? Pokemon go balls? A yellow and blue sonichu switch in portable mode? And iPod and iPhone covered in stickers and glitter? There's a chance Chris does have some cash on him if he hasn't blown it all at McDonald's or GameStop

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Jasonfan89 said:
Easy mark for what? Pokemon go balls? A yellow and blue sonichu switch in portable mode? And iPod and iPhone covered in stickers and glitter? There's a chance Chris does have some cash on him if he hasn't blown it all at McDonald's or GameStop
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A crackhead, heroin or meth addict doesn't care. They could trade the switch, iPod, and iPhone pretty easy to a dealer for a quick fix. Plus they wouldn't know Chris doesn't have anything until after they beat the shit out of him when he refuses to give them his stuff because he's a deity and it's fate and destiny that they can't rob him.

Or they follow him home, break in and steal all of his vidja, consoles, and TV. With his face blindness he wouldn't even be able to identify them.
 
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Deadpool said:
A crackhead, heroin or meth addict doesn't care. They could trade the switch, iPod, and iPhone pretty easy to a dealer for a quick fix. Plus they wouldn't know Chris doesn't have anything until after they beat the shit out of him when he refuses to give them his stuff because he's a deity and it's fate and destiny that they can't rob him.

Or they follow him home, break in and steal all of his vidja, consoles, and TV. With his face blindness he wouldn't even be able to identify them.
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It'd be something if they broke in took one look at his house and said...damn this guy has it worse then we do and we sleep in dumpsters and just turned right around and left Chris alone.
 
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Deadpool said:
A crackhead, heroin or meth addict doesn't care. They could trade the switch, iPod, and iPhone pretty easy to a dealer for a quick fix. Plus they wouldn't know Chris doesn't have anything until after they beat the shit out of him when he refuses to give them his stuff because he's a deity and it's fate and destiny that they can't rob him.

Or they follow him home, break in and steal all of his vidja, consoles, and TV. With his face blindness he wouldn't even be able to identify them.
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He's a giant pussy and would just give it up.
 
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Alive?

mod edit: For people wanting to discuss what will happen when Barb dies, please use the containment thread for it, to avoid derailing this one.
 
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Spergichu said:
Didn’t Bob die a couple days after his birthday?
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That makes me wonder how that last birthday was like. Was it the wholesome event with family and friends, cake and gifts?
No...we all know thats sadly what didnt happen.
What did happen is that he had a miserable last birthday with his bitch of a wife and human shaped thing of a child possibly not even remembering it or if they did, barely celebrating outside of an obligatory and dry "Happy birthday". Or if there were presents, as we have seen with the Christmas video, Chris would just buy shit for him but pretend its for Bob at first. Utterly depressing as the old lumberjack awaits the grim reaper to set him free from this flesh cage, hopefully taking him to somewhere better than that house...

Bob's last few years are pure existential terror as I have said before, worse than anything Lovecraft has ever wrote.
 
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I've been out of the loop, did Chris end up pitching a fit about MLP's ending despite his "fated and destined" bullshit like some were hoping?
 
Unexpected Genitals said:
I've been out of the loop, did Chris end up pitching a fit about MLP's ending despite his "fated and destined" bullshit like some were hoping?
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I don't think it matters to him all that much in the long term if G4 is ending. He's been collecting since G1 (and he's got a nostalgia boner for 80s merch driven shows like Transformers), and will most likely still try to keep himself wedged in the fandom for the same reasons he tried to keep himself wedged in Manchester High. Both represent the only times in his life where he wasn't excessively rejected by people and had somewhat meaningful human interactions.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
barb's 78? I could have sworn she was older than that. If she's still in her 70s its going to be a while until this toad croaks her last.
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Bob died at 84 and the average life expectancy for males in North America is 76, so he managed to live longer than average despite having a pretty unhealthy lifestyle almost 30 years after retirement. For females, it's 81, but Barb was/is more sedentary than Bob was and suffered from obesity until only fairly recently in her life. My roundabout guess for how old she'll be when her candle blows out is 83.
 
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