Containment Random Chris Updates

[Brian Butterfield]

#EatTheBabies

 

[The Pest]

Oh, shame. I was interested to see what would happen if Ben continued denying Chris his happy ending. Hopefuly he doest start supporting him.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

What if Chris decided he wanted to do a kickstarter or indiegogo? Assuming that all the copyright shit didn't tank his campaign then I think he would make some serious bank.

He tried to do a Kickstarter to rebuild his Lego high school a few years back. The project initially got shut down because he wasn't offering any rewards he'd made himself, just Lego sets, which is against the site's TOS. When he got it back up and going, trolls fucked with the donations and Kickstarter wound up canceling all the suspicious pledges. The campaign failed, of course, and Chris gave up and hasn't used it since. Even if he somehow managed to run a successful campaign to make more Sonichu or whatever, I'm positive it'd just wind up like his Patreon. He gets the money, buys Legos and other useless shit, never fulfills his rewards, and people bitch and moan about it and Kickstarter does nothing because once they've got their cut their involvement effectively ends.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh, shame. I was interested to see what would happen if Ben continued denying Chris his happy ending. Hopefuly he doest start supporting him.

I've never really seen Chris give too much of a shit about pronouns, he cares more about not having slime in the slime comic and being married to MagiChan.

Chris wont give a single fuck that Bens defending his pronouns and will probably say something stupid to make them fight about slime again.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

MKR confirmed that Chris is salty about the idea of Ben profiting from using Night Star.

 

[Nuns with guns]

MKR confirmed that Chris is salty about the idea of Ben profiting from using Night Star.

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This is interesting. If OCs are independent from creators, doesn't that mean that they can also appear in other media not created by the author? I doubt Chris even thought about it that far, and those rules obviously don't apply to him because he has been trying to make money from Pokémon and Sonic for the past decade, but it's fun to see Chris get mad about something more mundane again. Looks like no ammount of dimensional merge powers can stop him from sperging as usual.

 

[GherkinRealness]

MKR confirmed that Chris is salty about the idea of Ben profiting from using Night Star.

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Man, if only Chris had access to a website that he could get money from for doing artwork....

 

[The Dude]

Man, if only Chris had access to a website that he could get money from for doing artwork....

Yeah. Some website where people who want Chris' scribbles could pledge money to him for the work. Those people could be called "patrons" or something, they could give him whatever money they feel is sufficient, and all Chris would have to do is keep making his tard doodles. Too bad a site like that doesn't exist.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Which he will probably get because now Ben is demanding that everyone uses Chris’s correct pronoun. Damn... I was beginning to like Ben too. Oh well, just the latest in a long line of shills for Chris I guess.View attachment 958845

“Use her preferred pronouns, guys!” He says, as he teases the developmentally disabled person who believes cartoons are real.

 

[Deadpool]

MKR confirmed that Chris is salty about the idea of Ben profiting from using Night Star.

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Wants credit? He posts that Night Shart belongs to Chris at the beginning not every comic she appears in, at least on what I see posted here.

Also Chris Chan is a man. With a penis. Fuck you faggot.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

I don't know much about Fag Saint, I don't read Chris's response to them because they hurt my head. But if he wanted to he could easily turn around and do some really funny shit with Chris. Chris already believes Ben's shit is real, he takes what Ben says seriously, all ben needs to do is tease him just enough for Chris to be offended and respond consistently. If he pushes to hard tho Chris will just ignore him and we will be back to boring shit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Not sure if some of this has been posted in here, but Chris' salt at getting killed in Ben's game is funny.View attachment 958406
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This is so typically Chris, just like a Kindergartener playing the imaginary hero game or cops and robbers type shit, there's always that one aspie who can never bring himself to lose, and always is immune to any attack but his kills everyone etc. and eventually when the rest of the kids rule against one of his bullshit moves he bursts into tears, pulls everything that was his and runs home.

Mental age of a primary school student confirmed.

 

[Meat Pickle]

I'm starting to have conflicting feelings about Ben Saint now given the state of the situation. On one side, I am seeing a repeat of the Asperchu saga, on the other side, it's Idea Guys part 3. It really makes me wonder what would happen if Asperchu was released today?

 

[King Kiwi]

Where do these people come from?

I mean I know we exist but...
Is there just like a never-ending line of speds who want Chris's divided attention?

 

[Rupin]

I'm starting to have conflicting feelings about Ben Saint now given the state of the situation. On one side, I am seeing a repeat of the Asperchu saga, on the other side, it's Idea Guys part 3. It really makes me wonder what would happen if Asperchu was released today?

Alec would be treated just like Ben. Believe it or not, most of us have turned into the people have turned into the people we hated the most when we were teens.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Alec I don't recall ever humored Chris or put up with his antics though. I don't see trolls like Clyde Cash or Jack Thaddeus being put up with in current year, but Alec was pretty benign.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

So I’m trying to get caught up on the recent developments with Ben and his interactions with Chris. People are accusing it of being another IG or a less funny attempt at emulating ABL, but hear me out for a second:

This is the first time in a long while that comics have been used to fuck with Chris directly rather than just parody him regardless of whether he acknowledges it or not. I really miss how Chris doesn’t chronicle the Sonichu canon as a twisted reflection of his own life. I would’ve loved to see an issue involving Chris Chan Sonichu/Night Star/whatever his preferred insert is finding out the moon laser was fake or non-functional then zapping himself to the moon instant transmission style while subsequently putting Wise and Boyd’s head on a split.

The point is, this is a more interesting way of influencing Chris since Ben seems to have some measure of artistic talent and thus the roleplaying might seem more “real” to Chris since now he has an image to associate with the fantasy. He might retaliate and start churning out more comics as a way of responding. It’s better than sifting through two twitter accounts of incomprehensible nonsense written by a fat toothless welfare queen and OPL.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ahem...

Oh not to mention

 

[The handsome tard]

You know, disgusting arrogant hypocrisy like this reminds me why, no matter how much Chris is mocked and abused, he still deserves every single thing coming his way.
The moment something dont goes his way, he is like "HOW COULD YOU! YOU PAY ME NOW!"
How about he gets paid with monopoly money and say that its gonna be worth enough money to build mansion made up of other smaller mansions when the merge happens? Denying it would mean he DOESNT believe in the merge.

I think his noddle brain would screech like usual

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

It would be fun if when Chris inevitably contradicts directly this other sped's canon he is told that whoever draws it better "obviously has a better connection with our sister dimension, blessing his artistic capabilities, among which" and then see Chris try to argue against it or about his chimpanzee finger paintings being better done.

Also, I remember very distinctly (although I'm sure Chris doesn't) a tweet when he was feeling specially magnanimous and proclaimed absolute freedom for anyone to use Sonichu and profit from it without any obligations. It was ages ago, though, but it would be pure poetry to have it retweeted at him.

I remember because back on the day I thought that there was no way he wasn't going to backpedal on that sooner or later.

Yeah. Some website where people who want Chris' scribbles could pledge money to him for the work. Those people could be called "patrons" or something, they could give him whatever money they feel is sufficient, and all Chris would have to do is keep making his tard doodles. Too bad a site like that doesn't exist.

Or even better, if he only had godly, cosmic, reality-bending powers which would make money irrelevant.