Containment Random Chris Updates

[Alex Krycek]

But what about Jamsta and Lolisa? They were characters! That said words!

Jamsta died of whatever the Sonichu equivalent of AIDS is. Lolisa is in a mental institution because pondering over her very existence drove her insane.

Oh and I noticed the kids aren’t here. Robee killed himself after working for a time as a game developer and realizing transitioning was a mistake especially since he still liked girls and it donned on him he would never be able to produce offspring of his own and that it was his “mothers” overbearing personality and father’s lack of interest that made him that way.

Cerah got really into the Lesbian nightlife scene and was a TERF who hated her “mother” and brother. These extreme feelings caused her immense personal loathing and depression, she eventually overdosed on heroine.

Christine (or Christaline, whatever) went on a flight with Jeffrey Epsteinchu and nobody ever saw her again.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

Its almost like he's forgotten how Punchy, Wild, Angelica and the other CCs acted at all.

Bold to assume the CC had personalities to begin with.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

By Chris’s own admission, he only became interested in women sometime in community college. If we start the clock there at Chris being “straight”, he’s actually been a tomgirl longer than he was a straight male.

I think he had sexual desires for the opposite sex before that. He mentioned only discovering the concept of masturbation at 16, which is pretty late for a young man (most guys started feeding the geese around 10-11, more or less). He didn't have the defined goal of a "sweetheart-from-the-ground-up" until he was kicked out of English class and suddenly found himself craving emotional support from the experience. Plenty of guys want to just fuck women and ignore the idea of ever getting into a committed relationship, but Chris's longing for companionship is mostly due to him needing someone to be there for him when he needs it.

This is kinda why the trolling from his local "friends" from the late 2000s always really left a bad taste in my mouth, as funny as it was. Was any of these people (Emily, Kim, whoever) actually genuinely supportive of Chris during any of his low points? When Bob died? (Someone mentioned that there was an unreleased call where Chris was so emotional over losing his father that everyone agreed that it shouldn't be made public)

 

[Alex Krycek]

I think he had sexual desires for the opposite sex before that. He mentioned only discovering the concept of masturbation at 16, which is pretty late for a young man (most guys started feeding the geese around 10-11, more or less). He didn't have the defined goal of a "sweetheart-from-the-ground-up" until he was kicked out of English class and suddenly found himself craving emotional support from the experience. Plenty of guys want to just fuck women and ignore the idea of ever getting into a committed relationship, but Chris's longing for companionship is mostly due to him needing someone to be there for him when he needs it.

This is kinda why the trolling from his local "friends" from the late 2000s always really left a bad taste in my mouth, as funny as it was. Was any of these people (Emily, Kim, whoever) actually genuinely supportive of Chris during any of his low points? When Bob died? (Someone mentioned that there was an unreleased call where Chris was so emotional over losing his father that everyone agreed that it shouldn't be made public)

Kim has actually gone out with Chris and her friends on more than one occasion without recording much and sometimes anything at all. Yeah she laughs at him, but she’s also tried to help him out a few times. Compare that with Anna who fucked off to Utah and even when she knew he was being fucked with by the Idea Guys did absolutely nothing except contact Null. When Null told her to deal with it she said it wasn’t her problem, but also decries that Kim is the real troll who doesn’t care about Chris in every way.

There have been people who have tried reaching out to Chris locally but he freaks out and thinks it’s just more trolls coming for him.

When his house burned down a lot of his trolls, myself included gave him amenities and support. We got a thank you, followed by demands for more stuff. People hmgave it to him out of pity, myself included. I’m willing to wager that more than just us did as well. It’s not so much the trolling as it is his mental state. He doesn’t understand nuance. Things are black and white to him. The Autism, his upbringing, and IQ all very likely are why this is so. I can’t say why for sure, I just know that he is the way he is for a reason beyond somebody in the internet being mean to him or telling him to dress like a girl.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Kim has actually gone out with Chris and her friends on more than one occasion without recording much and sometimes anything at all. Yeah she laughs at him, but she’s also tried to help him out a few times. Compare that with Anna who fucked off to Utah and even when she knew he was being fucked with by the side And Guys did absolutely nothing except contact Null. When Null told her to deal with it she said it wasn’t her problem, but also decries that Kim is the real troll who doesn’t care about Chris in every way.

There have been people who have tried reaching out to Chris locally but he freaks out and thinks it’s just more trolls coming for him.

When his house burned down a lot of his trolls, myself included gave him amenities and support. We got a thank you, followed by demands for more stuff. People hmgave it to him out of pity, myself included. I’m willing to wager that more than just us did as well. It’s not so much the trolling as it is his mental state. He doesn’t understand nuance. Things are black and white to him. The Autism, his upbringing, and IQ all very likely are why this is so. I can’t say why for sure, I just know that he is the way he is for a reason beyond somebody in the internet being mean to him or telling him to dress like a girl.

That's really sad. Do we know if he has any genuine local friends or contacts anymore? I know Copitz took him out to chill once or twice, but I think that was mainly to boost his own channel popularity over actually wanting to be his friend. Does he still play Pokemon at any local hobby shops? Or has he just completely given into the merge and cut himself off from any meaningful human interactions? (Outside of cons, anyway)

 

[Mason Verger]

I think he had sexual desires for the opposite sex before that. He mentioned only discovering the concept of masturbation at 16, which is pretty late for a young man (most guys started feeding the geese around 10-11, more or less).

True, but who knows what the fuck he was wanking to. I mean, monkeys masturbate when they get excited about food. Would anybody put it past Chris to be jerking off to sonic back then?

 

[Alex Krycek]

That's really sad. Do we know if he has any genuine local friends or contacts anymore? I know Copitz took him out to chill once or twice, but I think that was mainly to boost his own channel popularity over actually wanting to be his friend. Does he still play Pokemon at any local hobby shops? Or has he just completely given into the merge and cut himself off from any meaningful human interactions? (Outside of cons, anyway)

He used to go to Impulse Gay Club and had a few friends there but we don’t know if he still does or how frequent anything is. He was going to local Game and Hobby places for a while but no news on that since the merge shit. It should also be worth noting hat he has a tendency to blow up on people who disagree with him too strongly and accuse them of being trolls even irl. The last known signings of him outside a con in the wild he was skip-walking and babble-singing to himself or hanging out at Target talking to himself like Magichan was there with him.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

The main reason why Alolan Exeggcutor is part dragon is because it has a dragonfruit growing on it.

Which I wonder why since Dragon fruit originates in South America from a cactus. There is a large farm in both Oahu and Hawaii that grow the pink and white varieties and the fruit is commonly associated with South Asia since the French took it Vietnam during the 20th century

" Exeggutor's Alolan Form more closely resembles a coconut tree. Its type may be a reference to the Dracaena genus. It may also be a pun inspired by the Coca, a dragon whose name shares the same origins as the word coconut." -Source is Bulbapedia

 

[Argh My Cigar]

True, but who knows what the fuck he was wanking to. I mean, monkeys masturbate when they get excited about food. Would anybody put it past Chris to be jerking off to sonic back then?

A person I knew who was doing a mental health and social work internship had to handle guys with pretty low-functioning autism. Like, they could hold menial jobs like bagger (or if they were really ambitious, cashier) and maybe drive a car, but were otherwise in need of wranglers.

When these young men came of sexual age they still needed release or they were prone to raging and creeping on their female co-workers. Like they actually had to be taught how to masturbate and even needed assistance attaining orgasm. My aforementioned acquaintance had the unfortunate task of showing these overgrown toddlers the correct, uh, technique to do this properly without snapping their members off. Oh, and he was male, though there were women who actually volunteered as well, but they were few and far in between and usually old and ugly.

 

[Mason Verger]

A person I knew who was doing a mental health and social work internship had to handle guys with pretty low-functioning autism. Like, they could hold menial jobs like bagger (or if they were really ambitious, cashier) and maybe drive a car, but were otherwise in need of wranglers.

When these young men came of sexual age they still needed release or they were prone to raging and creeping on their female co-workers. Like they actually had to be taught how to masturbate and even needed assistance attaining orgasm. My aforementioned acquaintance had the unfortunate task of showing these overgrown toddlers the correct, uh, technique to do this properly without snapping their members off. Oh, and he was male, though there were women who actually volunteered as well, but they were few and far in between and usually old and ugly.

Haha jesus, for a fucking internship?
“Hey, how was your day?”
“Oh, I taught re.tards how to jack off.. for free. What’s for dinner?”

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Haha jesus, for a fucking internship?
“Hey, how was your day?”
“Oh, I taught re.tards how to jack off.. for free. What’s for dinner?”

Hey @Bluespike maybe you can finally put your skills to good use

 

[Tikbalang]

Idea Guy's brainwashing of Chris to think of himself as bi is still effective.

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Chris is one of the few people who are in need of gay conversion camps

 

[Alex Krycek]

Chris is one of the few people who are in need of gay conversion camps

He doesn’t really understand sex, he knows it’s pleasurable and that it produces children between men and women (possibly not that he can’t ever be an actual woman though) and beyond that it’s alien to him. A girl who’s blond immediately just looks like Britney Spears to him for example. He more or less generalized appearances and knows what he should be attracted to, not what he actually is. He’s also highly impressionable so for example he gets a free gift of a dildo and knows it can be inserted anally via South Park and just tries it. Whether he liked it or not is anyone’s guess, but he did it based on how he thinks sex and pleasure work, not on any fantasy if any particular person.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is one of the few people who are in need of gay conversion camps

He would be too dense for it. He would probably come out of it riding a dildo bicycle and intentionally lisping.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

That's... actually something I hadn't noticed. Lately chris has made it a habit to deus ex machina everything ala Discord or Q with a snap of his fingers in his story so why involve the pleb-sonichus? The times we've seen them lately they've been dumbed down to virtually nothing, frollicking in the happy-land chris has made without any care in the world or taking orders like good soldiers. Its almost like he's forgotten how Punchy, Wild, Angelica and the other CCs acted at all.

Might be fallout from Idea Guy. He told Chris a lot of extreme things about them, like Angelica being a Satanist, Jamsta being a molester, Wild selling drugs, etc. Maybe Chris can't cope with these new histories and just tries not to think too much about them.

 

[Rupin]

Might be fallout from Idea Guy. He told Chris a lot of extreme things about them, like Angelica being a Satanist, Jamsta being a molester, Wild selling drugs, etc. Maybe Chris can't cope with these new histories and just tries not to think too much about them.

That might explain why he put so much of himself in MLP land and barely paid any attention to Sonichu.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Might be fallout from Idea Guy. He told Chris a lot of extreme things about them, like Angelica being a Satanist, Jamsta being a molester, Wild selling drugs, etc. Maybe Chris can't cope with these new histories and just tries not to think too much about them.

Ah, yes. I forgot about that footnote in the the Idea Guy fiasco. Yeah, that does sound like the case.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is so bad at graphic design. The textwall is hard on the eyes.

 

[Tikbalang]

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Chris is so bad at graphic design. The textwall is hard on the eyes.

Is it trading card games or just a sonichu baseball cards?
I hope Chris is into Hearthstone.

 

[The American Hedgehog]