Containment Random Chris Updates

RustyNail(her) said:
Chris stands as if he's posing like someone he drew
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Yep. This is true. I knew a guy in high school that stood that way for that reason who I played Soccer with. He was a fucking massive week and even asked that people call him “Cloud” for a while (yes after Cloud Strife from FFVII) he would try to pose like Cloud I’d he wasn’t playing soccer and dressed as him for Halloween one year. He hurt his ankles several times during soccer games, as we do when we play actively. But he always took longer to heal and he couldn’t figure out why. Turns out standing that way on purpose actually caused him damage to the tendons or something. His stance and various injuries kept him from getting into the Navy.

I doubt Chris plans to join the Navy though and just consume it...
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Other than the pickle, what's the similarity here?
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This might be a better match for that stance.
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Alex Krycek said:
It was 50$

To give you an idea, this was the promo video for this and he put minimal effort even into it.


Not gonna lie though, every time he attempts the Lovely Weather song I do laugh.
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Wow., thank you for this. I'm not used to audibly laughing at a Chris video but that is some serious ass Ben Franklin powerLARP action going on right there. :lit:

I don't know how old that is, but he really ramped the Almost-Skullet up to eleven that day, I guess.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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Unhirable yet employed as a godes. Jesus went through shit as a god (or becoming a god if you're JW) through whipping; and beating and Chris got the godes position with no skills in his resume.
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I can give him credit for being aware no one would hire him, I guess... But I don't think Chris knows that it isn't just the "Trollz and Hadurz" are the reason he'll never get a job.
 
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Truthboi said:
I can give him credit for being aware no one would hire him, I guess... But I don't think Chris knows that it isn't just the "Trollz and Hadurz" are the reason he'll never get a job.
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I'm sure there's a tard home that would let him lick stamps for minimum wage. Not that I'd trust him to do it correctly.
 
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deadson said:
The funny thing about his first post is that the link is either broken af, or the campaign is gone.
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I think he just shared only half of the link, because even Chris who does literally *nothing* for a living can't take a quarter second out of his day to make sure the one thing that might bring him some sort of income works right.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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If a guy with a down syndrome who never finish high school be able to get employed, so can you Chris. Make that "Strong will" into action
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What he goes through. Okay, playing with Lego, crappy kids' video games, watching Family Guy, eating McDonalds, and scribbling pony faggot shit. And bitching on twitter and fetching Q-sands for Barb. While other people go to work day in and day out to pay the bills. I'm really fucking impressed, aren't you?
 
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dacwcman68 said:
I think he just shared only half of the link, because even Chris who does literally *nothing* for a living can't take a quarter second out of his day to make sure the one thing that might bring him some sort of income works right.
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You'd think that, but I tried searching for the campaign on the site, and I can't find it or Chris's name anywhere.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
It was 50$

To give you an idea, this was the promo video for this and he put minimal effort even into it.


Not gonna lie though, every time he attempts the Lovely Weather song I do laugh.
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Wow., thank you for this. I'm not used to audibly laughing at a Chris video but that is some serious ass Ben Franklin powerLARP action going on right there. :lit:

Dat skullet doe.. I've never seen a video of him where it's more painfully apparent that yeah, that hairline is racing itself to the party in the back. Like I know this gets said all the time around here but god damn he's only 37 & the wheels (such as they ever were) already fell off years ago. The next 10y are gonna be gruesome. Like I might even feel a pang of pity for his short straw genetic pool but I don't have to because lucky for him, he can't

I guess lucky for him, his crippling narcissism will protect him from this harsh reality & he can continue eyefucking himself with his Play-Doh form visages?
 
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