Containment Random Chris Updates

The American Hedgehog said:
When Chris reflected about Bob's death a couple years ago, he said he had more freedom when Bob was alive. But he didn't follow the implications of that thought to its end - that if Chris had more freedom, then Bob had less of it.

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The loud noise he heard may have been the defibrillators they were trying to use.
 
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Man, this is fucking boring, when will someone knock on his door dressed up as a pickle (or rather pretend its a normal visit and then have the pickle man just casually pass by and have Chris freak out).

Some might say its "harmful" but I say this is Liquid Chris type of stuff, its harmless.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Man, this is fucking boring, when will someone knock on his door dressed up as a pickle (or rather pretend its a normal visit and then have the pickle man just casually pass by and have Chris freak out).

Some might say its "harmful" but I say this is Liquid Chris type of stuff, its harmless.
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I'm picturing the scene from step brothers but instead of a Nazi and clan member, it's just two dudes in pickle suits. Got a chuckle at that thought.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
I do.

Stop going to Chris's house, fags.
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It’s not even that, I don’t care if you want to go hang out with an autistic man and waste an hour or two of your life. Fine by me, just don’t be really mean to him or do what people online do by pretending to believe that Fred Flinstone is your waifu and right next to you.

What I mean is the Sockness shit. It’s very obvious that Chris wants to rebuke him but is also feeling like he needs the guy in some way. It’s just kinda sad. And by kinda, I mean it’s fucking depressing as shit.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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I'm conflicted with his one, Chris clearly doesn't love Sockness. Jacob is always the one trying to get Chris to say something romantic, to agree that something is sexy or desperately clawing at any chance of extracting an "I love you". Add to that the audio recording of him apparently 'recovering' from the Sockness incident and I think it's pretty clear that Chris doesn't see him as a love interest.

Yet he just keeps playing the role. Chris used to put everything aside in order to win over his beloved, he doesn't do that any more but will always engage him, if only in abrupt sentences with awkward full stops.

Has Chris turned into an autistic Chad?
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
On the Ben/Slime drama front, Chris tried to put down a guilt trip and avoid responsibility for destroying the Slime

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Also, Twitter convos between Chris and Sockness:

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Chris and brand loyalty:

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Haha NOBODY prefers a Ford Focus. You settle for that shit when it’s the last thing in your leasing price range.

But then, at this point in Chris's fucked up finacial reality, even leasing a newish Focus is as out of reach as most people pining after a Bugatti.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Haha NOBODY prefers a Ford Focus. You settle for that shit when it’s the last thing in your leasing price range.

But then, at this point in Chris's fucked up finacial reality, even leasing a newish Focus is as out of reach as most people pining after a Bugatti.
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Didn't Chris get that thing repossessed?

Not saying I don't want Chris to have a decent car or anything, but maybe pay your bills and not get it repossessed. :)
 
Pickelhaube said:
No, the car got sold after the engine crapped out. Chris neglects his car much like the cats.
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Even funier, if I recall he was still paying the lease long after it was sold for scrap. But Chris is a fucking moron so I’m sure he took the $125 or whatever that lil piece of shit sold for scrap and considered it a net profit.

Wheelin and dealin.


New thread topic:
What will happen when Barbs van dies?
 
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