Containment Random Chris Updates

[Rupin]

I wouldn't call Try-Hard a contemporary term anymore.

Ben Saint sure wasnt that. He literally became the new fascination with nothing but no notice.

well I think Chris gave Ben the boot since he separated their timelines.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If there was ever any doubt of Sockness's intent, its gone now.

And he's had months to groom our exceptional lolcow into being open to being ridden like a pony.

 

[thismanlies]

Richard Righteous is the one behind the Reddit CWC Goddess cult . He has composed a bunch "epic"songs praising CWC as a modern transwoman heroine who fights right wing trolls.

R. Righteous

~WELCOME TO THY CULTUMCAELOSTELLA~ 🏳️‍🌈Proud Supporter of the LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏼And Feminism✊🏼 ⚡️💜⚡️Protector of the sacred @CPU_CWCSonichu Leading Cultumcaeloste...

www.youtube.com

Yet it seems Chris simply ignores him or isn't aware of his existence and fanart. I wonder what would Chris think or feel if he watched or listened to R.R's channel and tunes?

If Chris noticed these, heʻd ungratefully demand R.R. make new songs from his favorite shows.

Then heʻd promptly shit on them because when has he ever praised fan art of his?

 

[dirtydeanna96]

If there was ever any doubt of Sockness's intent, its gone now.

And he's had months to groom our exceptional lolcow into being open to being ridden like a pony.

Christian loves cartoon horses. He'll be up for it. He can pretend he's nightstar
If only Sockboy will yell PONAAAY!!! When he climaxes, to remind Christian of the meme.

 

[Shabobus]

Richard Righteous is the one behind the Reddit CWC Goddess cult . He has composed a bunch "epic"songs praising CWC as a modern transwoman heroine who fights right wing trolls.

R. Righteous

~WELCOME TO THY CULTUMCAELOSTELLA~ 🏳️‍🌈Proud Supporter of the LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏼And Feminism✊🏼 ⚡️💜⚡️Protector of the sacred @CPU_CWCSonichu Leading Cultumcaeloste...

www.youtube.com

Yet it seems Chris simply ignores him or isn't aware of his existence and fanart. I wonder what would Chris think or feel if he watched or listened to R.R's channel and tunes?

A real CWC fan would have made a Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls cover band.

 

[Rogowski]

I noticed Chris liked this tweet from Sockness last night, showing he is STD free for his goddess.

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Someone asked for an explanation:

Chris seems to actually be considering fucking Sockness.

 

[King Kiwi]

My god, that's terrible. It sounds as if he inserted some butt plugs into their anuses just before he went outside.

Let me tell you something...

I am so glad,
So so very glad.

I do not have those two beagles living next door to me.

My neighbors have two dogs and they're just small enough you can cancel out their barks.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Patti as a MLP Shipfic card.

 

[No.]

I tried to understand the premise of this game, but Chris' cards aren't helping matters.

 

[Tikbalang]

Fate

 

[Mason Verger]

If Chris wants to fuck sockness, and sockness wants to fuck Chris, what’s the big deal? This would literally be his most “normal” relationship since wallflower.

I guess folks would rather watch him jerk off by himself on camera than get jerked off by sockness in private.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

If Chris wants to fuck sockness, and sockness wants to fuck Chris, what’s the big deal? This would literally be his most “normal” relationship since wallflower.

I guess folks would rather watch him jerk off by himself on camera than get jerked off by sockness in private.

But the risk of death is pretty high. Sockness might perform Iomante on Chris.

 

[Mason Verger]

But the risk of death is pretty high. Sockness might perform Iomante on Chris.

I’m willing to accept that risk to see Barb suffer through an autistic gay wedding.

 

[No.]

If Chris wants to fuck sockness, and sockness wants to fuck Chris, what’s the big deal? This would literally be his most “normal” relationship since wallflower.

I guess folks would rather watch him jerk off by himself on camera than get jerked off by sockness in private.

Chris had the opportunity to fuck Sockness and he sent him home before he even reached Virginia, so I don't think he's actually that keen on it.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris had the opportunity to fuck Sockness and he sent him home before he even reached Virginia, so I don't think he's actually that keen on it.

True.

 

[Tecumseh]

I miss homophobic Chris.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Patti as a MLP Shipfic card.

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I don't really get how the game works, but I think this means Chris sees his dead dog as a potential romantic partner for an OC, which is a whole new flavor of odd.

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't really get how the game works, but I think this means Chris sees his dead dog as a potential romantic partner for an OC, which is a whole new flavor of odd.

It'll be scary if Chris made us a character in the game
"Null will be shipped with Marvin, along with Sockness in a threeway"

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris had the opportunity to fuck Sockness and he sent him home before he even reached Virginia, so I don't think he's actually that keen on it.

A proper southern belle like Chris just doesn’t give it up on the first date.

This shit needs to crescendo soon. Chris playing make-believe over Twitter with with half a dozen different orbiters is getting real fucking old. Sockness is at least a content wildcard.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I’m willing to accept that risk to see Barb suffer through an autistic gay wedding.

It won't be a gay wedding, Chris is a real woman*** now, remember?