Containment Random Chris Updates

[Nauseated Courgi]

Chris’s gluttony binge. Burger King
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Veggie burger or not he's had enough burgers in his lifetime.

 

[Spergichu]

I see Chris never shed his habit of mistaking advertising for educational material.

It’s not Chris’ fault he was raised more by his TV than Borb.

 

[AnOminous]

It isn't healthy when you eat 3 of them, and shove another 2 up your ass to take home with you.

That's not fair. Chris is autistic, but he's repeatedly pointed out he does not have ass burgers.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

It's 8 PM on the 23rd of the month.
I'm impressed that Christian still has enough money to buy fast food, and isn't begging for nutritious bananas.
Good Job, I guess?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris’s gluttony binge. Burger King
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Like this is virtuous or something. I remain skeptical of fake meat. Chris's idea of cuisine is ridiculous.

 

[Deadpool]

Chris’s gluttony binge. Burger King
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You shouldn't post mean stuff about your friend.

 

[Tikbalang]

So he made a large robotic sonichu wearing a stealth suit

 

[TV's Adam West]

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So me made a large robotic sonichu wearing a stealth suit

I'm not happy Bob.

 

[LolRaccoon]

But is that Solid Sonichu or Liquid Sonichu

 

[Floop]

Chris’s gluttony binge. Burger King
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IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW CHRIS BETRAYED HIS SUPER COOL BRAND LOYALTY TO MCDONALDS BECAUSE OH MY GOD HELL HATH FROZEN OVER.

 

[No.]

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW CHRIS BETRAYED HIS SUPER COOL BRAND LOYALTY TO MCDONALDS BECAUSE OH MY GOD HELL HATH FROZEN OVER.

Chris has always liked Burger King, he used to say his ideal first date would take place there or McDonalds.

 

[Spergichu]

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Chris, I'm already a troll

 

[Saladin]

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He forgot the bandana. As KiwiFarms' resident MGS sperg, this annoys me greatly.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I know chris isn't smart enough to understand politics beyond Yang's promise of Neetbux. Of course, why would he get into politics? Its got no super powers or lasers or ponies so why would it capture his attention. That whole 'I'm neutral' position is so obviously a 'I don't know anything about it, and I don't want to make myself look exceptional right now' tactic... ain't workin' though with that explanation of what the right and left are.

And if he really does believe that both sides are for the benefit of the US, then Pmurt's not really a bad guy, eh?

Chris has mostly quieted down with the pmurt stuff unlike other lolcows and the media, the only reason be was so vocal about it in 2016-2017 was because he was just trying to look cool in front of the other tards he followed on social media, since it's gotten him nothing but grief he's mostly given up on it and moved on to the merge and dimension bs


also yeah right like that impossible Whopper is anything but plant shit painted to look like grilled beef, even with no meat itit's not's gonna turn him into his ideal self image like magic.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

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Still waiting for my Bundychu card.

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't know how it's related to Metal Gear Sonichu.
In Metal Gear Solid theories, Chris is similar to Venom Snake.

 

[King Kiwi]

Poor Patti, looked like a really nice dog, and hell I have a soft spot for dogs in general. Now your spirit is forced to have sex with Magichan for the rest of eternity.

It's a good thing that Chris isn't human but a PC goddess, otherwise that would be disgusting.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris has mostly quieted down with the pmurt stuff unlike other lolcows and the media, the only reason be was so vocal about it in 2016-2017 was because he was just trying to look cool in front of the other tards he followed on social media, since it's gotten him nothing but grief he's mostly given up on it and moved on to the merge and dimension bs


also yeah right like that impossible Whopper is anything but plant shit painted to look like grilled beef, even with no meat it's gonna turn him into his ideal self image like magic.

and you know its just as heavily processed as their meat and slathered with mayo and other garbage toppings. But you know chris, if there's blueberries in a muffin then its healthy!

As for Chris and Trump, We probably won't hear him sperging out about Pmurt until the election rolls around. He'll only do it because he sees everyone else reeing about it online so he'll try to join the choir.

 

[Tikbalang]

It's a good thing that Chris isn't human but a PC goddess, otherwise that would be disgusting.

I wonder if Chris know how computer works and its parts. The closest he knows about computers is the Random Access Humor

and you know its just as heavily processed as their meat and slathered with mayo and other garbage toppings. But you know chris, if there's blueberries in a muffin then its healthy!

As for Chris and Trump, We probably won't hear him sperging out about Pmurt until the election rolls around. He'll only do it because he sees everyone else reeing about it online so he'll try to join the choir.

Chris not knowing about the climate change and hong kong protest means he's not interested on what happened in the real world unless it's from the reliable source called twitter

 

[King Kiwi]

I wonder if Chris know how computer works and its parts.

Of course!

It only took him 5 years to get a 2-year degree in computer drafting and design.

Shows how dedicated our little girl was.

...

God I'm going to vomit.