Containment Random Chris Updates

[New age retro hippie]

Chris not knowing about the climate change and hong kong protest means he's not interested on what happened in the real world unless it's from the reliable source called twitter

Outing myself a bit but even the most basic Twitter nerd should know about the Hong Kong protests by now considering how it got entangled with Blizzard and Overwatch as of late.
It's also been a theme of South Park, but I don't know if Chris still watches it.

So it's not even ignorance, she just straight up doesn't care. Not bad for a supposed all-powerful, all-loving goddess.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

and you know its just as heavily processed as their meat and slathered with mayo and other garbage toppings. But you know chris, if there's blueberries in a muffin then its healthy!

I bet Chris is the kind of moron that thinks that "light" stuff makes you lose weight instead of just being less fattening than the regular stuff. The kind of idiot who scarfs down a whole pizza by himself and then drinks a Diet Coke thinking it magically cancels out the calories like some status bar on a rpg.

 

[Tikbalang]

So it's not even ignorance, she just straight up doesn't care. Not bad for a supposed all-powerful, all-loving goddess.

In the middle east, the mother digging up rubble to find her children in the middle of war

Meh. Continuing to jerk off to neptunia hentai

MLP and Magic the Gathering crossover

Hello everyone, it is fated as a godes to have a possession of these cards. Helping me getting those cards also goes to the charity

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I bet Chris is the kind of moron that thinks that "light" stuff makes you lose weight instead of just being less fattening than the regular stuff. The kind of idiot who scarfs down a whole pizza by himself and then drinks a Diet Coke thinking it magically cancels out the calories like some status bar on a rpg.

In the early days when Chris was accused of being a fat shit, he'd say he sometimes gets grilled chicken or the salad at McDonalds. Ignoring that he probably got a large fry and Coke....and it was fucking McDonalds. Chris has never not been a fat idiot who eats fast food all day.

 

[Tikbalang]

In the early days when Chris was accused of being a fat shit, he'd say he sometimes gets grilled chicken or the salad at McDonalds. Ignoring that he probably got a large fry and Coke....and it was fucking McDonalds. Chris has never not been a fat idiot who eats fast food all day.

How long will he live if he was given lifetime McDonald's buffet?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Chris has always liked Burger King, he used to say his ideal first date would take place there or McDonalds.

That'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.

In the middle east, the mother digging up rubble to find her children in the middle of war

MLP and Magic the Gathering crossover

"Godes"

 

[A Grey Cat]

Outing myself a bit but even the most basic Twitter nerd should know about the Hong Kong protests by now considering how it got entangled with Blizzard and Overwatch as of late.
It's also been a theme of South Park, but I don't know if Chris still watches it.

So it's not even ignorance, she just straight up doesn't care. Not bad for a supposed all-powerful, all-loving goddess.

Chris has never been a player of online multiplayer games, the only exceptions being mod nation racers and little big planet, and even then the only "online" interaction chris did was making people bask in the glory of his sonichu content as much as he could make it. And as far as politics go Chris doesn't give two fucks about them unless they impact him personally, since he doesn't live in Hong Kong or play overwatch he can't be bothered to care.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris has never been a player of online multiplayer games, the only exceptions being mod nation racers and little big planet, and even then the only "online" interaction chris did was making people bask in the glory of his sonichu content as much as he could make it. And as far as politics go Chris doesn't give two fucks about them unless they impact him personally, since he doesn't live in Hong Kong or play overwatch he can't be bothered to care.

I'll wait for a new regulation on the SSDI: High-Functioning autists are no longer given tax money.

 

[muh_moobs]

I don't know how it's related to Metal Gear Sonichu.
In Metal Gear Solid theories, Chris is similar to Venom Snake.

More like Cholesterol Snake.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I guess years of speds going on about MGS and using MGS stuff on Chris eventually bled into his creative soup.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

Like this is virtuous or something. I remain skeptical of fake meat. Chris's idea of cuisine is ridiculous.

honestly the fake meat is alright.

 

[Floop]

honestly the fake meat is alright.

Is it JUST LIKE REAL MEAT SHOCK EMOJI?

 

[RustyNail(her)]

How long will he live if he was given lifetime McDonald's buffet?

A lot of people are wringing their hands hoping Barb dies tomorrow and Chris the day after. It all comes down to luck really. Chris might live to 80. He might have an artery just about the clog up and kill him tomorrow. He does have a lot of health problems both physical and mental. He's pushing 40 and the older he gets and less active he gets he'll probably become one of those bed confined fat old people that take up room in a nursing/rehab facility.

 

[King Kiwi]

Now rename the card “CWC came for CWC”

Hehehehe

 

[RebelRein1488x]

That SJW 'righteous' guy is hopping on that bandwagon... Jesus fucking Christ...

 

[No.]

That SJW 'righteous' guy is hopping on that bandwagon... Jesus fucking Christ...
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Imagine being so sad that you actually want to show up in Chris' card set as an achievement.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Imagine being so sad that you actually want to show up in Chris' card set as an achievement.

There are some things I can't even imagine. That's one of them.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I find it mind boggling that the people who orbit chris are somehow more pathetic than him. Congratulations, you played yourself.

 

[A Grey Cat]

That SJW 'righteous' guy is hopping on that bandwagon... Jesus fucking Christ...
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Ok did this sob sjw seriously turned Micheal Myers into a tranny? They can make all the superheroes and action heroes gay, trans pan or whatever but when they start putting lipstick and pink hair on slasher villians then I get mad

 

[Floop]

Ok did this sob sjw seriously turned Micheal Myers into a tranny? They can make all the superheroes and action heroes gay, trans pan or whatever but when they start putting lipstick and pink hair on slasher villians then I get mad

I thought it was wojak for like half a second.