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Damn. That's metal as fuck.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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No, it's flaccid & tryhard as fuck.
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Just like Chris’s HRT Ridden cock.
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You're surfing the astral plane seeking spiritual enlightenment when suddenly you're overcome by a strange yet familiar, penetrating smell that somehow seems to have overcome the barriers of space and time. You turn around your aetheral spirit and see Chris, in all xer feminine beauty floating right behind you.
Wat do?
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Then I’d run. Just run.
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I'd see Chris has finally achieved his true divine form as an avatar of Sterculius, the Roman God of feces. Then I'd pass out from the stench.
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Ultra Sonichu: HE ANNIHILATES THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF ANYTHING SHORT OF SUPERMAN ON CRACK (still beats him, though) JUST BY VIRTUE OF GETTING CLOSE, WITHOUT BOTHERING TO EVEN LIFT A FINGER
Mega Rosechu: She can like.... uh, break stones, when she really tries. Also, she has to take her tits out.
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Reminds me of my OC, Ultragiga Magi-Chad
He can destroy entire multiverses and even abstract concepts like love or hope just by existing
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God, he really cranks these cards out. This is the most effort we've seen Chris put into anything in years.
If Chris put this much effort into any of his attempts to monetise his infamy, he'd be pulling hundreds of dollars a week in medallion/art commissions.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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Barb has looked like a corpse for years.
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Not this convincingly. I've never seen her this pale, and those eyes are JUST too unfocused. Feel free to disagree, and I'd like to be wrong, but like I said, having seen corpses up close and personal, that picture fits the bill.
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Having seen quite a few myself, she looks more like the capillaries are pooling from laying supine for many hours. Her color is actually fine its just very weirdly distributed.
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Five dollars says Chris goes Norman Bates, putting his mother in a secluded part of the hoard, taking orders from her as she rots, while frantically working on the merge.
"I'm working on it!"
"I'm working on it!"
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She doesn't have the ghostly skin color or anything. She's fine. She probably had just woken up and Chris took her pic and was a bit surprised
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Barb had a crucial role as a sort of an Adeptus Custodes to Chris being the God Emperor of the hoard. Each time Chris shitted in his own bed, Barb would go and clean it up. Now that she is obviously incapable of going to Chris's bed to clean the shit, I wonder if Chris actually does the extra effort of going to Barb's room and shitting on her bed to save the venerable matron some hussle? Just food for thought
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Cardboard Box Mountain
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I haven't worked on my comic in forever but where's YOUR goddamn panel? Chop chop, asshole!
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That analogy is both hilariously accurate and depressing. The house is going to become a Zone Rouge after Barb kicks the bucket.
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So I checked out Chris-Chan's Nintendo Switch account to see if he purchased the new Pokemon games, I assumed that's why he's been begging for money recently.
Yeah turns out he doesn't have it, he really doesn't play much Switch to be honest - a lot less than I thought he would at least.
His most played games are Tetris 99 with over 125 hours, and Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu with 95 hours.
He's brought some games he's barely touched, for example Zelda Breath of the Wild is considered by many to be one of the best games on the system, it's around a 50 hour game - but Chris has played it for less than one hour. Smash Bros is another long game, he's played it around 5 hours which really isn't that much for that game. Even on of his precious Neptunia games he's played for less than an hour too, so that's already like three $50 games.
So Chris is the kind of person who will buy an expensive game and then not play it.
Well, who knows, maybe Sarah and Steven have been buying these games for him or something...
Yeah turns out he doesn't have it, he really doesn't play much Switch to be honest - a lot less than I thought he would at least.
His most played games are Tetris 99 with over 125 hours, and Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu with 95 hours.
He's brought some games he's barely touched, for example Zelda Breath of the Wild is considered by many to be one of the best games on the system, it's around a 50 hour game - but Chris has played it for less than one hour. Smash Bros is another long game, he's played it around 5 hours which really isn't that much for that game. Even on of his precious Neptunia games he's played for less than an hour too, so that's already like three $50 games.
So Chris is the kind of person who will buy an expensive game and then not play it.
Well, who knows, maybe Sarah and Steven have been buying these games for him or something...