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Jasonfan89 said:
Is McDonald's open Thanksgiving? That's Al Chris seems to eat that or Papa John's so long as VVeens haven't gotten his service suspended
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White Castle does Thanksgiving-themed meal specials. If there are even WCs in VA I hope Chris doesn't opt for it; the bathroom at 14BC has suffered enough.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Is McDonald's open Thanksgiving? That's Al Chris seems to eat that or Papa John's so long as VVeens haven't gotten his service suspended
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My guess is he still goes to Wesley Memorial on certain days for food. I mean after all, Aunt Corrina was his closet family member besides Bob and Barb but who could turn down a pancake dinner?

(I fucking hate pancakes and they always make me think of this)

 
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Some idiot tried to bribe Chris to stop trusting Sockness. Another bought a comic but is too timid to call Chris out on it being delayed.

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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris wants people to stop bullying Sockness. He also says he won't be Sockness's sweetheart.

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Ohhhh big battle to save the universe and complete the merge, yeah right the real reason they won't be sweethearts is no matter how much his sex drive gets zapped by titty Skittles, and how much he claims "I am female I'm a woman damn it" Chris is still a straight male on the inside and the thought of him being with sockness sickens him to the point of wanting to puke
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Ohhhh big battle to save the universe and complete the merge, yeah right the real reason they won't be sweethearts is no matter how much his sex drive gets zapped by titty Skittles, and how much he claims "I am female I'm a woman damn it" Chris is still a straight male on the inside and the thought of him being with sockness sickens him to the point of wanting to puke
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To be fair, even if Chris did swing both ways, He could make far better choices than snaggle tooth Jacob to be one that pops his booty cherry.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
To be fair, even if Chris did swing both ways, He could make far better choices than snaggle tooth Jacob to be one that pops his booty cherry.
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Makes no sense.
1. Chris has no options apart from Sockness.
2. Chris can't even make decisions on how to dress appropriately or to stop wearing the same clothes day in day out.

Sockness is a snagletooth, but Chris is a balding lunatic, who crosdresses. It's like comparing strains of the AIDS virus for which one you'd rather contract.
 
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Whenever Chris wants something or someone he doesn't let go at all. All the sweethearts he wanted but couldn't have. All the toys and games and stuff he wants. His impossible wishes for cartoons and media companies to listen to him. When he wants something he'll bitch and moan and fight to get it even if he can't.

So if he says "I can't be with Jacob but that's ok" it basically means he never wanted Jacob. And that is ultimately funny.
Jacob must be the only person in the world that loved Chris and he got put in one hell of a multiversal friendzone.
 
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Space.Muffin said:
Whenever Chris wants something or someone he doesn't let go at all. All the sweethearts he wanted but couldn't have. All the toys and games and stuff he wants. His impossible wishes for cartoons and media companies to listen to him. When he wants something he'll bitch and moan and fight to get it even if he can't.

So if he says "I can't be with Jacob but that's ok" it basically means he never wanted Jacob. And that is ultimately funny.
Jacob must be the only person in the world that loved Chris and he got put in one hell of a multiversal friendzone.
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He really is a balding fatass version of veruca salt isn't he? Thinks kicking and screaming will get him what he wants because his parents never bothered doing their jobs. Only two differences one Chris'daddy didn't have a bottomless checkbook to get the little hellion everything he wanted and two veruca eventually got what she deserved. Aside a few stints in jail for like a night and this forum Chris has yet to truly pay the price for breaking practically all 7 deadly sins
 
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