What you think goes through the head of those enablers? Do they seriously think this helps Chris? Do they think Chris is impossible to fix so they just play along to keep him blissfully unaware? They just want to virtue signal while waving their tard monkey around? Or they think of themselves as trolls who are trying to get his trust to do....what exactly? No one gets close to Chris to legit help him (mostly because he doesnt want to be helped).
Or hopefully they are trying to make the merge into an actual cult to which they will be the heads of, all in a search for power that they have lacked their entire lives. Poisoned fanta mass suicide included of course.
I doubt the mask would work on him. The mask had worked on losers before but Chris might be the moment it decides to not to share its powers (which has happened before, there was a guy the mask didnt work on for ambiguious reasons so it can not work if it doesnt want to).
Just to add to the failure compilation that is his life.
Barb on the other hand...
God help us all...
He's got a few things that can be seized by repo for some cash like a 4k tv and PS4, honestly it's gonna be simultaneously funny and sad to see repo men hauling his stuff away while Chris says "by the merge, the kawi princesses Christine Chandler orders you to hault!"
If it were Rent-a-Center, maybe. I doubt a company will hire repo men to get $1000 worth of merch. It's easier to hand the debt to a collection agency and let them bang their head against the wall. Time wasted in court, debts written off. I can not imagine he gets any credit offers that aren't predatory, but they will lose too. If you knew very well there were no consequences to all this aside from wasting a couple of hours at the court house as you sing to yourself, you'd probably consider credit cards magic money too.
In a weird way, people like Chris are above the law on the sense he has so little and is so pathetic that the system is incapable of properly punishing him. He is extremely apathetic, he doesnt learn, he just goes on with his delusions (Barb is obviously too old to care) and one of his enablers will bail him out as fucking always. The law and banks are incapable of punishing him because it would take far too many resources that is worth to do it, so they just remain stuck in the burocratic hole that is the justice system until Chris dies so that the house can be properly demolished...
Chris finally decides to get back to doing "hard work" and it's on cards that literally nobody asked for. He really is exceptional; I wonder if he'll get increasingly frustrated at a lack of sales.
Weeens and enablers will buy it, of course they wil have to hide it from their parents (its their hard earned cash their failure offsprings are wasting on tard shit).
People are unironically complimenting and buying from Chris, it really speaks for our current times.
That drawing gives off a strangely biblical air. I seriously hope he didn't follow Sockness's example in that area.
Lets add the bible to things Chris has ripped off.
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