Containment Random Chris Updates

I'm starting to get the impression that the merge narrative is spinning out of control and even chris can't keep track of this garbage anymore. Its too complex for him, so he's going to start using 'alternate sonichus' to explain every fuck up with this exceptional lore.

It'll be like how George Lucas used to use The Force, all purpose plot filler.

EDIT: Well, he already sorta doesn't have control of the merge's narrative. He's more like a moderator of a shitty RPG forum right now considering how many people are adding to the merge's narrative. He just goes 'yeah that's canon' or 'no, that's not canon.'
 
England is literally going to be an island cut off from the rest of the world? So nothing is basically going to change other than me most likely merging with my persona and becoming an actual fish? Good to know I guess.

Also hats off to that parker guy - it takes balls to speak reason regarding CWC nowadays considering his asspatters and how willing they are to worship defend his delusions. Good on him!
 
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All the cards he made are parts of the comics
 
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All the cards he made are parts of the comics
Right. The cards are a record of Quickville in the same manner that the comic is. his imaginary play is Chris actually going to CWCville. It seems all of Christian's life is undergoing a merge of sorts, too. CWCville has consumed everything.
 
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Yes...so when Chris and Night Star went into the Hasbro offices and engaged in finger-wagging, they did indeed secure five more seasons of MLP, but only in some (pardon the phrase) horse-shit made-up dimension's Hasbro offices.
They only gave it to them because the fingers they were wagging smelled terrible.
 
At this point, why doesn't he just make his own card game? Now I understand that Chris to make something original is about as likely as chairs coming to life, but he's been really getting into this stupid shipping card game when it comes to making his own cards. He might as well make it his own thing.
That requires him coming up with a coherent set of rules and balanced gameplay mechanics, or in other words actual work. Take your hate speech elsewhere bigot.
 
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