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Why do all his cards say "This power cannot be copied"? Is that standard on most cards and it's an exception that a card is usually copyable, or is it just that all the chris-chan cards can't be copied because he's speshul

From what I saw when I was looking at the original game's card list, less than a third of their pony cards had that ability, so it's not super-common. I think Chris just puts it on all of his because he's trying to make his cards seem more speshul and/or break the game in his favor, the way he used to do with his custom Pokemon and Yugioh cards.
 
Chris is going ahead with making cards based on Sockness's lore, even though Sockness told him not to.

This card pretty much represents Chris repudiating Sockness.
Oh look, it's another magical Chris with all the powers. 😴

Is anyone keeping a running total of how many overpowered self-inserts Chris has? We've got to be in double figures now, surely?
 
Someone "cursed" Chris. The same guy "cursed" Amberlynn Reid. My guess is, someone paid him for it.
Anyway, no shit is too minor:

Aren't witchy cards supposed to be dealt randomly and then read, not pre-dealt and then explained? (Yes, I'm aware it's just a game for old ass Italian men. Some revolutionary Era French edgelord, Hollywood and Aleister fucking Crowley are responsible for the abomination we see above.)
 
So Chris decided to colab with Righteous to produce an advertisement to his shitty card game, and the result is this:
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the only thing that throws it off is that the purple gradient kind clashes with the plain white bottom. I’d have blended them together or make the white surface look more like a table.
I mean.. is there a white surface in all of 14 BLC? I wonder what fast food establishment Chris loitered in for that photo shoot.
 
I mean.. is there a white surface in all of 14 BLC? I wonder what fast food establishment Chris loitered in for that photo shoot.
His last video had him taking these photos. He just taped a4 white copy paper over his table to make a plain background for the cards. If you look closely on the left side, you can see the gap between paper sheets with the table beneath (that's covered in cartoon pictures) showing through.

I thought Sockness had all the passwords and access to Chris's paypal and cuckville shopping site?
 
His last video had him taking these photos. He just taped a4 white copy paper over his table to make a plain background for the cards. If you look closely on the left side, you can see the gap between paper sheets with the table beneath (that's covered in cartoon pictures) showing through.

I thought Sockness had all the passwords and access to Chris's paypal and cuckville shopping site?
Ah see, I’d rather have my balls dragged across a mile of prison grade razor wire than watch those card game videos. I guess I give him credit for some marketing presentation? There’s definitely something off here, this card game scheme has an unusual amount of effort for Chris alone.
 
So that answers the graphics.. now who really owns that domain?
Chris didn't dox himself while registering it, so, not Chris?
this card game scheme has an unusual amount of effort for Chris alone.
nope, it's a webbased template...all he has to do is upload the picture, which is why everything says "Pony" instead of "Sonichu." OTOH, some of the cards do display a suspicious amount of effort put into "photoshopping" if it can be called that by which i mean more than 5 min in a photo editing program
 
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I wouldn't get this shit as a gag Christmas gift for my worst enemy
Give someone a bible instead

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Girls befriending Chris out of pity, high school is the best

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Sadly sonichus cant grow taller. The artist can just remove the height and an instant 3'3"

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But it can't heal autism
 
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I love how Chris can't stop himself being a nitpicky twat over other people's fanart.

Also: "I love Fragrence Sonichu; just don't spray too much my way, please."

Fragrence, sashaying out of the CWCville Mall Gamestop after blasting Chris in the face with a bottle of Chanel: "Don't call anybody, bitches!"
 
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