Containment Random Chris Updates

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Give someone a bible instead

Give a Bible to Chris Chan to make him assblasted that he isn't really God.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Max has been made into a card!

 

[Spooky Bones]

ayyyyyy

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Since Chris is now officially making TSSSF cards of the troll sweethearts, I cant wait to see the one for Ivy. Aka, the troll who got chris truly viral.

Magi-Chans insight will be fun for that one.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

(Posting this as the tweets have been deleted)

Chris wants to cut down the Farms

 

[TV's Adam West]

(Posting this as the tweets have been deleted)

Chris wants to cut down the Farms

Off topic but he's the worst orbiter tbh.

"Chris you're stupid. "

"Chris how can you be so stupid. "

Fuck off Jeb.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Girls befriending Chris out of pity, high school is the best

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Sadly sonichus cant grow taller. The artist can just remove the height and an instant 3'3"

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But it can't heal autism

Wasted a college education begging women to take pity on him then making a jackass of himself on the internet and crying like a baby over it years later. Ohh what a harsh unforgiving life you lead Chris

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"Spike, The Blue-Nose Twat"

lmao

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wouldn't be surprised if Chris had a "divorce"

I can see Chris arriving at McDonald's all red faced and pissed off, 20 minutes after he's done wtih his Big Mac and Happy Meal, he starts muttering angrily, then he gets up and yells at an empty seat,
"You have never, not once given me an orgasm with that spiky pickle of yours, Mr. Magi-Chan! I want a divorce, I'm keeping the china, and you can take our furry brats! Rich Uncle Penny Bags has offered to put me up in a penthouse overlooking CWCville."

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris thinks that a video game company making a storyline about multiple dimensions is a sign of the Dimensional Merge.

VVVtunia Gets New Screenshots and Story Details for the Neptunia Spinoff - Siliconera

Compile Heart shared new screenshots and story details for their virtual idol-themed Neptunia spinoff game, VVVtunia.

www.siliconera.com

There’s a cyber world where all dimensions adjoin through a network. In this world “Virtualand” there’s a planet called “EMO” that faces its demise due to the invasion of content-destroying “Anti.”

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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You are so EXCEPTIONAL; don't tell me the truth. If I put my fingers in my ears and pray really hard to myself then there will be no court date. In fact they will give me a medal for being the best at coloring! My mother is totally healthy and my house is the cleanest on the block. Stop speaking facts to me and reinforce my fantasies like a good asspatter or I'll block you.

There's no part of chris's tweet that's got any foot in reality.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris thinks that a video game company making a storyline about multiple dimensions is a sign of the Dimensional Merge.

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VVVtunia Gets New Screenshots and Story Details for the Neptunia Spinoff - Siliconera

Compile Heart shared new screenshots and story details for their virtual idol-themed Neptunia spinoff game, VVVtunia.

www.siliconera.com

Aaaannnddd... he followed it up with this:

 

[Tikbalang]

Aaaannnddd... he followed it up with this:
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In the story, there's a requirement for a person to use the transform belt. Either:

• Get a surgery for compatibility
• Sentient virus already inside the body

I'm sure he'll make shit up

 

[A Grey Cat]

I can see Chris arriving at McDonald's all red faced and pissed off, 20 minutes after he's done wtih his Big Mac and Happy Meal, he starts muttering angrily, then he gets up and yells at an empty seat,
"You have never, not once given me an orgasm with that spiky pickle of yours, Mr. Magi-Chan! I want a divorce, I'm keeping the china, and you can take our furry brats! Rich Uncle Penny Bags has offered to put me up in a penthouse overlooking CWCville."

And then immediately the family at the kids section plugs their kids ears and leaves promising to boycott McDonald's unless they ban Chris but they won't because they don't want the LGBT crybullies after them for upsetting a poor transwoman.

You are so EXCEPTIONAL; don't tell me the truth. If I put my fingers in my ears and pray really hard to myself then there will be no court date. In fact they will give me a medal for being the best at coloring! My mother is totally healthy and my house is the cleanest on the block. Stop speaking facts to me and reinforce my fantasies like a good asspatter or I'll block you.

There's no part of chris's tweet that's got any foot in reality.

I couldn't have said it better myself people like Chris and tranny Myers really amuse me they way they cry and cry like babies about the trolls and the nuerotypical. Because when your identity revolves entirely around being a lolcow weirdo, what can you do but fight tooth and nail to maintain your Denial for reality.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I couldn't have said it better myself people like Chris and tranny Myers really amuse me they way they cry and cry like babies about the trolls and the nuerotypical. Because when your identity revolves entirely around being a lolcow weirdo, what can you do but fight tooth and nail to maintain your Denial for reality.

But being a trooned-out weeaboo CPU goddess living in a polyamorous marriage with interdimensional spouses who all share a filthy house with hoarder mommy is perfectly natural. How dare you or anyone else suggest otherwise, you neurotypical cisgendered oppressor of society's marginalized persons.

Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and Tumblr all say I'm right, so clearly you're just trolling stupid.

 

[A Grey Cat]

But being a trooned-out weeaboo CPU goddess living in a polyamorous marriage with interdimensional spouses who all share a filthy house with hoarder mommy is perfectly natural. How dare you or anyone else suggest otherwise, you neurotypical cisgendered oppressor of society's marginalized persons.

Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and Tumblr all say I'm right, so clearly you're just trolling stupid.

If a multibillion dollar tech company says it it must be true, just like if the news media says it it must be unbiased and completely factual.




God I hate the modern world so much sometimes.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

A friend of mine bought some of Chris's cards and scanned the ones that haven't been posted yet. These involve Chris's/the Sonichus "mega forms".

 

[Silver Octopus]

A friend of mine bought some of Chris's cards and scanned the ones that haven't been posted yet. These involve Chris's/the Sonichus "mega forms".

I know we're trying to persevere as much content as possible that Chris puts out - but this means that at least one person has brought Chris-Chan's cards, which is disappointing...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chris charges like 35 dollars for a pack of those bitches.

The homestead is saved again!

 

[DJAndyMD]

Aaaannnddd... he followed it up with this:
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This looks like the American bastradization version of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.