Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Fucked up part is, they only thing stopping them from coming back into his life is themselves. Chris would still happily eat their shit up with a spoon. Those dickheads know the exact combination of autistic honey and vinegar you need to control Chris.


You wanna hunt an autist?
*stubs out cigarette
You send an autist..

Van Helsperg: Curse of The Girldick!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is why I miss the idea guys and wish they'd come back. Chris needs taken down a peg or forty.

Chris is at the lowest peg, there is no lower than being an insane estrogen filled autist sitting on a ticking time bomb of homelessness.

What lower peg do you want? Nigga need to loose a hand or something?

 

[Dimetrodon]

Chris is at the lowest peg, there is no lower than being an insane estrogen filled autist sitting on a ticking time bomb of homelessness.

What lower peg do you want? Nigga need to loose a hand or something?

Not to mention that with his weight he's on the road to diabetes.

 

[Deadpool]

Chris is at the lowest peg, there is no lower than being an insane estrogen filled autist sitting on a ticking time bomb of homelessness.

What lower peg do you want? Nigga need to loose a hand or something?

Anything that will temporarily deflate his annoyingly smug ego. Like when he got black listed from the pizza places. Basically I want something that will make him tard rage in an amusing fashion.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Anything that will temporarily deflate his annoyingly smug ego. Like when he got black listed from the pizza places. Basically I want something that will make him tard rage in an amusing fashion.

My friend, the one thing Chris is capable of is doing just that on his own.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Another rant about the new MLP cartoon, another new imaginary counterpart of Chris's.

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Dear God I don't like sailor Moon, looking back it's an old shame that I watched it back in the day, but even that show doesn't deserve the pinical of the fall of western animation that is the Cal arts style

 

[Rupin]

This is why I miss the idea guys and wish they'd come back. Chris needs taken down a peg or forty.

That was our fault. If we were a little more friendly toward them and didn't have certain members white knighting for Chris then we probably could have had access to a lot more content then what was gleened from Chris's side of the story as told to us by a third party.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Dear God I don't like sailor Moon, looking back it's an old shame that I watched it back in the day, but even that show doesn't deserve the pinical of the fall of western animation that is the Cal arts style

It also doesn't deserve Chris pretending to be an expert on it who can talk to the characters.

 

[Alex Krycek]

This is why I miss the idea guys and wish they'd come back. Chris needs taken down a peg or forty.

As long as they don’t steal money from him or yeah get him to hurt his mom I guess I’m okay with it too.

Seeing him dance to “Remove Kebab” while wearing a tinfoil hat so “the man” couldn’t get in his head? Okay yeah that was funny.

He tore up the Christmas Tree and declared he was part of Antifa to kick Nazis out of MLP shit he liked, I did laugh at that.

I just don’t like how far it goes. However it’s going to go that far no matter what anyone does. Remember that people who trolled him in the past have tons of remorse and most quit? But even when they quit what happens? Someone fills the vacuum, the Idea Guys did a lot of fucked up shit but that got him to create more content than just walls of text on cards. That’s my only real argument.

 

[Deadpool]

As long as they don’t steal money from him or yeah get him to hurt his mom I guess I’m okay with it too.

Seeing him dance to “Remove Kebab” while wearing a tinfoil hat so “the man” couldn’t get in his head? Okay yeah that was funny.

He tore up the Christmas Tree and declared he was part of Antifa to kick Nazis out of MLP shit he liked, I did laugh at that.

I just don’t like how far it goes. However it’s going to go that far no matter what anyone does. Remember that people who trolled him in the past have tons of remorse and most quit? But even when they quit what happens? Someone fills the vacuum, the Idea Guys did a lot of fucked up shit but that got him to create more content than just walls of text on cards. That’s my only real argument.

I gotta be honest, at the time he was making so much money Ebegging I didn't feel too bad about the money. It was given to him by tards and soon replaced by tards. I don't think he's getting that level of cash Ebegging now though so I wouldn't be ok with it. It was still spent on video games for tards just not Chris.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I gotta be honest, at the time he was making so much money Ebegging I didn't feel too bad about the money. It was given to him by tards and soon replaced by tards. I don't think he's getting that level of cash Ebegging now though so I wouldn't be ok with it. It was still spent on video games for tards just not Chris.

The reason I feel bad is because he still could have paid bills with it. That’s my main gripe, especially when it’s the end of Barbs life.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I gotta be honest, at the time he was making so much money Ebegging I didn't feel too bad about the money. It was given to him by tards and soon replaced by tards. I don't think he's getting that level of cash Ebegging now though so I wouldn't be ok with it. It was still spent on video games for tards just not Chris.

Fair point. Didn't Chris say in his Discord with his twitter merge asspatters that he has a "very generous" donor who gives him money every month?

It's wrong to extort money from mentally re.tarded people like Chris, but Chris has so many randoms throwing money at him for his attention that it probably doesn't register with him anyway.

 

[Deadpool]

The reason I feel bad is because he still could have paid bills with it. That’s my main gripe, especially when it’s the end of Barbs life.

He could have also used it to build a time machine to go back in time and unfuck his life. Both of those things had an equal probability of happening.

Fair point. Didn't Chris say in his Discord with his twitter merge asspatters that he has a "very generous" donor who gives him money every month?

It's wrong to extort money from mentally re.tarded people like Chris, but Chris has so many randoms throwing money at him for his attention that it probably doesn't register with him anyway.

Oh I agree it was wrong and a shitty thing to do. I just didn't feel the amount of outrage about it that a lot of others seemed to.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

Another rant about the new MLP cartoon, another new imaginary counterpart of Chris's.

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"I do agree on them being cute, but most EVERYONE in that GO! Dimension of CZ-69, including the Titans and, UGH!, EVERY Creature in CZ-69's Equestria, @Hasbro."

Uh, Chris? Did you forget what you were going to complain about?

"Which is a Huge reason why we do not need any more of the #GO! Style of Chronicling in this 1218 Dimension."

What's a huge reason?!

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

"I do agree on them being cute, but most EVERYONE in that GO! Dimension of CZ-69, including the Titans and, UGH!, EVERY Creature in CZ-69's Equestria, @Hasbro."

Uh, Chris? Did you forget what you were going to complain about?

"Which is a Huge reason why we do not need any more of the #GO! Style of Chronicling in this 1218 Dimension."

What's a huge reason?!

I did the same thing when I saw that tweet. I missed the part where he calls them 'mean.'

Meanwhile his comic literally had a god causing mass genocide, a 6 year old torturing a man with power drills, and executing people for calling chris and sonichu gay. Chris's understanding of the word 'mean' is anything that rocks his worldview, which includes disagreeing with him, misunderstanding his garbled autistic english, or changing a fictional character's aesthetic.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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I tried and failed.

Chris looks like a minor villain from Jojo!

And that’s exactly what’s disconcerting about it. Pre idea guys he at least had the wherewithal to realize that he really needs to consider a plan B for his future. Obviously it’s absurd for him to think he’ll just find a fuck-mommy to take him and all his crap in, but at least it was a plan that had a foot in reality. Just a few months later and he’s fully entrenched in merge lore.

The problem is his plans rely on Chris not doing anything that requires effort yet he has unreasonable high standards, like he always seems to be after young minor social media celebrities or popular artists these days, if he just lost weight and became less clingy he might have a chance of a relationship with some similarly immature adult from his Pokemon card club.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

It's wrong to extort money from mentally re.tarded people like Chris, but Chris has so many randoms throwing money at him for his attention that it probably doesn't register with him anyway.

That’s a fair point. A lot of we’ens and white knights are probably just paypaling him a few dollars every day; going through Patreon runs the risk of doxxing. If Chris had a brain and actually learned how to invest his strange form of passive income from the very beginning, there’s a possibility he would’ve never had to worry about money again. Not that he worries much now, but he’d probably be able to keep a cheap non-Section 8 apartment and play vidya to his heart’s content.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"work"? lol

 

[Rupin]

"work"? lol

to be fair, it was this “work” that funded his trip to Babscon,