Containment Random Chris Updates

You sound like you share the attitude of many people here. Welcome aboard. I myself am a relative newcomer to the boards but a longtime Chris chan follower (since the very first ED days!) and have found a nice community here both to discuss Chris and hang out online in general.
Everyone here is nice. I am a long-time reader, but created an account less than a month before.

Well, if you don't act like a retard, everyone here is nice. Welcome aboard!

Back on topic, I don't like Chris now, it's not fun anymore. It is just... Sad. He's so deep in the hole he dug that he not only cannot leave, but does not want to leave.

I didn't like Megan Saga Chris either. But the time after Megan and before the Tomgirl saga was good. He was doing steady Sonichu work, got some honest fans, was trolled but even today it did not change.

Today... It's just sad.
 
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Doesn’t get a lot of play because it’s not really attached to any particular saga, just Chris in his lgptq virtue signaling days.


And I am literally just finding out now that the deviant emote isn’t soiled panties.
Whoever made that 'haters to the left' icon shouldn't have put the blue facepaint in, it looks like Chris has muttonchop sideburns, Pristine Christine would be shocked, SHOCKED to be presented with such a MANLY appearance!

And yeah, it took me a while to figure out 'Deviant' was a slasher smile too, except I had no idea WHAT the fuck it was at first. It was too deformed to be panties, and not like anything stand-alone that I could think of.
Apparently it's a joker smile? I got it was a smile, but I always thought it was a Robert Wayne Stiles reference, though looking back that was more a 789chan thing. So apparently there's a lot of confusion about the deviant icon. Robb_Caved.jpg
 
Apparently it's a joker smile? I got it was a smile, but I always thought it was a Robert Wayne Stiles reference, though looking back that was more a 789chan thing. So apparently there's a lot of confusion about the deviant icon.View attachment 1099006
It's the smile of a lolcow named TJ Church aka @Cowlick. I always thought it was supposed to be Chris's bent duck until I learned differently.
 
Everyone here is nice. I am a long-time reader, but created an account less than a month before.

Well, if you don't act like an exceptional individual, everyone here is nice. Welcome aboard!

Back on topic, I don't like Chris now, it's not fun anymore. It is just... Sad. He's so deep in the hole he dug that he not only cannot leave, but does not want to leave.

I didn't like Megan Saga Chris either. But the time after Megan and before the Tomgirl saga was good. He was doing steady Sonichu work, got some honest fans, was trolled but even today it did not change.

Today... It's just sad.
And latley it's Soo slow for any lolz, like look at how long these updates are getting no videos of Chris claiming to be magichan, no pitches for his cards were he talks like a 90s infomercial, not even any videos sperging about ponylife/gen 5
 
And latley it's Soo slow for any lolz, like look at how long these updates are getting no videos of Chris claiming to be magichan, no pitches for his cards were he talks like a 90s infomercial, not even any videos sperging about ponylife/gen 5
Watch, as soon as it starts regular airing and he’s forced to see it he’s going to do something interesting. Probably not run over an entrepreneur or mace and employee but it’s going to... be something anayway.
 
Watch, as soon as it starts regular airing and he’s forced to see it he’s going to do something interesting. Probably not run over an entrepreneur or mace and employee but it’s going to... be something anayway.

And the worst part is it never gets through that if I quote Micheal synder "thick clown head of his" that nobody forces Chris to watch or play any of the new entries in his favorite franchises.


But really Chris being Autistic as hell just wants more of the same. Same shit that goes on and on without ever being new, different or better. Everyone else moves on and doesn't make as big a deal about what they're interested in as him (most people anyway)
 
The funniest thing about Chris is how completely smug he is despite literally being a fucking tard.

I think it's what makes him the perfect cow- insufferable, entertaining, and often getting worse beyond expectations. Just as you start to feel sorry for him, he goes through a smug period and reminds you that it's always okay to laugh.

If he had not 'created' kiwifarms, kiwifarms would have had to create him.
 
If this can break the slow news days, then earlier this morning the arbitarch cwc discord recently underwent a purge.
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These are the only threads left.
Reasons are not completely known, admins and the creator blame trolls and security reasons, this site is surprisingly not being blamed on.

Also Chris is no longer part of the discord. Correction: Chris is still part of the Discord
 
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I wonder if Chris just doesn't do the comics anymore because he has clinical depression. I don't think I need to tell you how his lifestyle, diet, physical health and daily routine can all heavily contribute to that. People who exhibit even one facet of Chris' life have depression. Current Chris complains about "stress" and "headaches" way more than Old Chris did. I don't think him stopping the comics is so much laziness as it is just a complete and utter lack of motivation as he steadily continues to find more ways to shut down all of his higher-level brain functions with a steady dose of cartoons. Drawing used to be an outlet for him, now it's just a quick-and-dirty exhaust while his mind still needs some semblance of stimulation from within the prison of a bedroom he's made for himself.
 
If this can break the slow news days, then earlier this morning the arbitarch cwc discord recently underwent a purge.
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These are the only threads left.
Reasons are not completely known, admins and the creator blame trolls and security reasons, this site is surprisingly not being blamed on.

Also Chris is no longer part of the discord.
Could this have to do with the doxing and infighting?
 
If this can break the slow news days, then earlier this morning the arbitarch cwc discord recently underwent a purge.
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These are the only threads left.
Reasons are not completely known, admins and the creator blame trolls and security reasons, this site is surprisingly not being blamed on.

Also Chris is no longer part of the discord.

I don’t blame him abandoning that discord. His orbiters are even more autistic than he is.
 
I wonder if Chris just doesn't do the comics anymore because he has clinical depression. I don't think I need to tell you how his lifestyle, diet, physical health and daily routine can all heavily contribute to that. People who exhibit even one facet of Chris' life have depression. Current Chris complains about "stress" and "headaches" way more than Old Chris did. I don't think him stopping the comics is so much laziness as it is just a complete and utter lack of motivation as he steadily continues to find more ways to shut down all of his higher-level brain functions with a steady dose of cartoons. Drawing used to be an outlet for him, now it's just a quick-and-dirty exhaust while his mind still needs some semblance of stimulation from within the prison of a bedroom he's made for himself.
He's not working on the comic because his other hobbies of making TSSSF cards and daydreaming about being in CWCville/RPing with orbiters are more fun for him right now.

The headaches are probably just from focusing his mind for too long on imagining his adventures in CWCville.
 
If this can break the slow news days, then earlier this morning the arbitarch cwc discord recently underwent a purge.
View attachment 1099604
These are the only threads left.
Reasons are not completely known, admins and the creator blame trolls and security reasons, this site is surprisingly not being blamed on.

Also Chris is no longer part of the discord.
Chris is still there, he's just been offline. The destruction of the server wasn't caused by trolls, the admins engineered it to either cover up their doxxing work, or to prevent people from actually being able to talk about it. Like others have said, there's a whole lot of doxxing and infighting.


The admins themselves openly say they did it because "twitter fags ruined it," but that's a load of bullshit.
 
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