Containment Random Chris Updates

[thismanlies]

Chris brags that he has foresight (seeing the future) yet he can't prove it by winning the lottery.

All the money in the world can't bring cartoon characters to life. Only the power of a CPU goddess can do that.

Dan Bell?

Come to think of it, he does the dirty rooms videos too. Him meeting Chris would be perfect.

 

[muh_moobs]

Isn’t he banned from there?

Of course he is.

It's easier to ask where he ISN'T banned. If ever you think he might be, he definitely is.

 

[Mason Verger]

This actually is a sad development. Fashion Square is where Leonard Bearstein gave a young Christian his name, it's where the Tale of the Crazy Pacer was written, and it's where many of Chris's run-ins with the Jerkops has taken place.

But if it is indeed circling the drain, can we get the guy who makes those dying mall videos to take a tour of Fashion Square? I'd love to see what Chris might have saw during his youth.

You know there’s a copy of the cctv footage of Chris getting dog piled by cops as his pants fall around his ankles just sitting in the security office somewhere. I had friends that worked in loss prevention and they save that kind of stuff.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

You know there’s a copy of the cctv footage of Chris getting dog piled by cops as his pants fall around his ankles just sitting in the security office somewhere. I had friends that worked in loss prevention and they save that kind of stuff.

I would not doubt this. I'm surprised it hasn't hit the internet.

 

[thismanlies]

You know there’s a copy of the cctv footage of Chris getting dog piled by cops as his pants fall around his ankles just sitting in the security office somewhere. I had friends that worked in loss prevention and they save that kind of stuff.

It just sucks those caught on camera shows aren't around anymore. Watching a bunch of cops argue over who has to get Chris's pants up over his Dirty Crapped Briefs would have made for great television.

 

[Arthur Calwell]

This actually is a sad development. Fashion Square is where Leonard Bearstein gave a young Christian his name, it's where the Tale of the Crazy Pacer was written, and it's where many of Chris's run-ins with the Jerkops has taken place.

But if it is indeed circling the drain, can we get the guy who makes those dying mall videos to take a tour of Fashion Square? I'd love to see what Chris might have saw during his youth.

Not sure if it's the same guy, but there's this video

A Visit to Charlottesville Fashion Square (Feat. Sears and Belk)

Our second stop puts us in Charlottesville, where we get a look around at their shopping mall, and their now-gone Sears. We also get a quick look at Belk bef...

www.youtube.com

 

[Meat Pickle]

Not sure if it's the same guy, but there's this video

A Visit to Charlottesville Fashion Square (Feat. Sears and Belk)

Our second stop puts us in Charlottesville, where we get a look around at their shopping mall, and their now-gone Sears. We also get a quick look at Belk bef...

www.youtube.com

Already the top comments are Chris spergings.

 

[deadson]

Not sure if it's the same guy, but there's this video

A Visit to Charlottesville Fashion Square (Feat. Sears and Belk)

Our second stop puts us in Charlottesville, where we get a look around at their shopping mall, and their now-gone Sears. We also get a quick look at Belk bef...

www.youtube.com

It's not, but the setup is similar to his. Not sure if Dan would actually go to it, he'd most likely consider it not dead enough for him to visit yet.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

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why does Chris need Pokemon Shield if "real" pokemon exists in the dimensions and shit? Is Chris doubting his own beliefs?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

why does Chris need Pokemon Shield if "real" pokemon exists in the dimensions and shit? Is Chris doubting his own beliefs?

Apparently, he's still learning them.

 

[Tikbalang]

why does Chris need Pokemon Shield if "real" pokemon exists in the dimensions and shit? Is Chris doubting his own beliefs?

In the mind of an enabler, Chris needs to broaden his horizons

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'I am feeling mildly sad...never mind, you can change that by buying me expensive toys'.

Never change, Chris. Oh. You're not.

 

[thismanlies]

Not sure if it's the same guy, but there's this video

A Visit to Charlottesville Fashion Square (Feat. Sears and Belk)

Our second stop puts us in Charlottesville, where we get a look around at their shopping mall, and their now-gone Sears. We also get a quick look at Belk bef...

www.youtube.com

2:45
"Mall management came under fire after security apprehended a child abductor but let him go without reporting him to the police."

They're putting something in the water to turn everyone autistic.

 

[Tikbalang]

2:45
"Mall management came under fire after security apprehended a child abductor but let him go without reporting him to the police."

They're putting something in the water to turn everyone autistic.

I thought the mall will be closed after it was quarantined for spreading autism

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris's plan for dealing with his debt revolves around his imaginary friends.

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[Mason Verger]

Chris's plan for dealing with his debt revolves around his imaginary friends.

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Haha Chris is so fucked. Unless that plan is to “open his mind” with a 12ga slug, he clearly has no idea how bad this will get. I know Chris is the Teflon Tard, but that was when he was at least feigning interest in paying off the minimums, enough to coast to his next windfall. We’ve never experienced Chris just flat out deciding not to pay his collectors a penny.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Because pink is a girl's color until is turned brown by body grease.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Haha Chris is so fucked. Unless that plan is to “open his mind” with a 12ga slug, he clearly has no idea how bad this will get. I know Chris is the Teflon Tard, but that was when he was at least feigning interest in paying off the minimums, enough to coast to his next windfall. We’ve never experienced Chris just flat out deciding not to pay his collectors a penny.

I'd give anything to be a fly on the wall when Chris no longer has Barb around to tell him not to mention cryzel and his "hubby" around the old debt collectors on suits.

"And as you can see gentlemen, I have no obligations to pay you until the merge has completed and I have a fortune in cwcvile quarters because my hubbytwo will mind bend you all"

"We closed mental institutions and debtitor prison for this?"

 

[Shabobus]

Chris's plan for dealing with his debt revolves around his imaginary friends.

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I have the feeling that his "very good plan" involves him using his psychic powers to pick lottery numbers.

 

[thismanlies]

Chris's plan for dealing with his debt revolves around his imaginary friends.

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Everyone’s making money off Sonichu except Chris.