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Then he'd wrap his arm around and kiss thin air, followed by a blank-eyed stare.
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I’m honestly shocked Chris never picked up what a professional environment would be like, considering that he was able to pass his CADD courses and earn an Associates and a cert. Apparently he never looked into or paid attention to what kinds of jobs the CADD program actually prepares you for— which is pathetic since the entire purpose of the program is to allow students to immediately transition into the workforce. He just sees it as “an office job” and probably thinks having one is comparable to Homer‘s job as Safety Inspector.
He should’ve gone for something artsy. Yeah he would’ve still never put it to any use but he might’ve had a more pleasant college experience if he was able to express himself as much as he did back at Manchester High.
jc17
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Truly a palace for a deity such as himself.
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Chris was in his two-year course for five years. They probably just passed him out of pity because they were sick of seeing him moping around the campus with his wall-eyed stare.
Judge_Holden
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This made me laugh. Two years ago when I played RE7 for the first time, I had the exact same thought as I wandered through Baker house. At the time I also discovered a Chris equivalent in my country, who is really, really similiar. Around 30 years old, living in his parents in wierd-ass family house, unable to hold stable job, very childish, very narcistic...the similiarites are hilarious. There are more Christinas/Chrises around the world.
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Cleaning can take a really long time if someone doesn't know how to do it right. There are also two types of clean - the appearance of clean and actually clean. The appearance of clean means stuff might look alright on the surface but if you look too closely it might really be dusty or someone might have just take a bunch of dirty stuff and shoved it into a closet. Actual cleaning takes a bit of time to learn how to do. It means taking everything off of a bookshelf, dusting it and cleaning stuff as you put it back on the shelves. It means getting on your knees and cleaning the whole toilet, not just the inside of the bowl. When Chris made videos to show the progress of cleaning his room a lot of it was just moving stuff around and it did actually look better but I doubt he has any idea of how to really clean anything. That makes me feel very, very bad for him. Not everyone who grew up in a dirty home will learn how to clean properly as an adult so it's doubtful the house will ever be truly clean, even if they threw out a bunch of the junk.
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Why feel bad? It's not hard to learn to clean, you either ask someone or watch some YT videos and have you seen the amount of shit Chris buys that he neglects? He's just as guilty for adding more filth to the house. I mean he doesn't clean himself, why would he clean things he owns?
14 blc is gonna be ruined when it is no longer in their hands, amazing since the fire was so recent in over all lifespan of a home.
I won't debate you there's looking clean for a pass by, guests etc and being properly clean and yes it can take time. We all know they just don't care.
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You know he failed a bunch of classes and was passed through with a low gpa just to get rid of him.
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Yeah, his Mayor’s office was unnecessarily huge and his only other project was some kind of layout for a CWCville mall. Of which took him five years to complete where most students would probably bang out both in two weeks.
Judge_Holden
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I can have certain tiny ammount of sympathy for this. Her hoarding disorder combined with the fact that the prospect of cleaning might be somewhat stressful or even anxious for some people (I certainly feel that kind of anxiety, because my mother was a chronic cleaning freak and while I manage to keep my enviroment clean, it gives me anxiety) can understandeably make it more difficult for her.
Also it seems that it certainly runs in her family, she never had a good example in his parents in this regards. She never learned what clean enviroment means, what are the benefits of keeping your surroundings tidy and therefore the concept of proper cleaning is totally alien to her.
When you watch her "cleaning" his room, she does what many people actually do: she imitates the act. It's imitation of the action she percieved only very shallowly, not understanding proper reasoning behind it or the proper method. Therefore she just moves things around to make it look better (I used to do the same and sometimes still do). She just imitates observed behavior and therefore it is deeply, deeply flawed.
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Metatarsupial
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I'm sorry, I thought a white Sonichu meant it was dead.
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Plus he was suspended for a year for harassing Mary Lee Walsh. I'm surprised he was allowed back in and complete his schooling.
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Now I know, this time for sure, that Chris is full of shit.
Everyone knows the first shiny Sonichu's wuz black and shit.
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The BEST MALL EVER!!!, lest we forget.
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12 game stops, 6 foot courts(but not one of them has pickles as an option), those moving walkways you see on the jetsons and at airports everywhere, and a giant TV screen where the mayor can show off his daily public executions of those who defy him. the best part? No
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Though, come to think of it, if CWCville Mall is the BEST MALL EVER, designed by Chris, in a city where he's Mayor, presumably he'd have some say over its official security force. So why the hell is the place full of Jerkops? Chris really didn't think that one through, did he?...
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Iirc, MLW kidnapped a bunch of people and brainwashed them into becoming Jerkops. But this was added in long after Chris showed numerous Jerkop deaths and beatdowns.
JULAY
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Chris doesn't think anything through.
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12 gamestops is just logical. That way, you can get a one year ban from one a month a not miss a beat.