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Modern christory can be summed up in this one image

Boring tedious bullshit between two autistic morons talking to themselves like everyone's listening

People are calling this a slow peroid right now but i don't think chris is going to do anything of note for a long time

when barb finnaly croaks he will either double down on the boring merge shit or sober up and stay away from the internet for good
 

"Da, am Sylvana Rosechu. Am greatest at Slav squat and loving of Magi-Chan. Gib vodka."

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Jesus Christ, Chris is so aesthetically retarded. Silvana would NEVER wear something yucky like that! Goths are scary! You’d think with the amount of media he consumes, he’d recognize simple character archetypes. A reformed villainess struggling to fit in with the heroes is cookie-cutter shit. But no, Silvana isn’t sarcastic or edgy or tormented by her past, she’s just kind and compassionate. Chris doesn’t allow his characters to even have the illusion of depth.
 
Jesus Christ, Chris is so aesthetically exceptional. Silvana would NEVER wear something yucky like that! Goths are scary! You’d think with the amount of media he consumes, he’d recognize simple character archetypes. A reformed villainess struggling to fit in with the heroes is cookie-cutter shit. But no, Silvana isn’t sarcastic or edgy or tormented by her past, she’s just kind and compassionate. Chris doesn’t allow his characters to even have the illusion of depth.
Idk, Silvana looks a lot like Diavolo in that outfit.
 
Jesus Christ, Chris is so aesthetically exceptional. Silvana would NEVER wear something yucky like that! Goths are scary! You’d think with the amount of media he consumes, he’d recognize simple character archetypes. A reformed villainess struggling to fit in with the heroes is cookie-cutter shit. But no, Silvana isn’t sarcastic or edgy or tormented by her past, she’s just kind and compassionate. Chris doesn’t allow his characters to even have the illusion of depth.

To be fair, Chris' mind is illusion filled...
 
As if the fat moron has any idea at all what communism is...
Yeah, he only knows its bad because his fossil of a father mentioned it once as an insult, and maybe because of a few condescending jokes on shows like Futuramma. He doesn't seem to understand that his mayor character in his comics is very close to a communist dictator, which makes his comments against communism almost laughable.
 
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