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There is nothing sad about Chris no longer having a libido. It’s reduced his desire to harass women by about 30%.
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There is nothing sad about Chris no longer having a libido. It’s reduced his desire to harass women by about 30%.
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Why would he stop drinking his Navy just because Kacey told him to when he didn't follow any of her other advice in the long-term?
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I didn't have much time to catch up with Chris lately, but it seems like he's surrounded by a bunch of enablers again?
Question is, did it finally happen and Chris is attracting people even more retarded than him now (Who actually believe his shit, like Sockness)?
I really want the 'Cult of Chris' Saga to happen.
Question is, did it finally happen and Chris is attracting people even more retarded than him now (Who actually believe his shit, like Sockness)?
I really want the 'Cult of Chris' Saga to happen.
Dick Ramdass
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Damn you beaten me to it.
If I remember correctly, he stopped after Kacey told him it's gay swallowing your own navy.
Very true. I stand corrected!
Too bad he hasn't stopped harassing Project SNT.
Not really, however Hirschberg is starting to show cult like behaviour similar to the Idea Guys as seen in her Youtube videos where she forces a handicapped black women to dance for her on camera and since Hirschberg is so desperate for Chris' attention by throwing money at him, I have a feeling that Hirschberg will pay Chris to dance on camera for her too!
Shit! Imagine if Chris did knock up some woman by donating his navy, there'd be more CWCs all over the world!
Chris' fans don't really care about him, they just want get "internet famous" by him like Sarah/Steve, MKRNightVee, Hirschberg and of course Sockness (that guy is loving the thread we made about him and is getting off on it on Twitter).
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Buddy, you're in it right now.
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I wonder long it’ll be until he gloats about this on Twitter.
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He'll probably sperg because it's not the True and Honest^TM origin of Sonichu, whatever autismo Merge CPU explanation he's pulled out of his ass.
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I don't know how else to say this, but Chris is a numbskull.
"No no no - that's not how my son was made. something something something Magi-Chan."
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Haha.
If he sampled Kiwis more often, he wouldn't be in the stalemate he calls a life.
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Dude you haven't slept in 36 hours? What were doing for a day and a half?
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So I ordered a bucket of (6) beers and hot wings with my friends and laughed consistently throughout the movie. Jim Carry is Jim Carry and sad sonic scenes are funny as fuck. Would I care if I wasn't feasting? Maybe a little. But if you have good like minded friends than roll with that. There was an... urban family that couldn't get into Birds of Pray because they had a screaming one year old who had to choose Sonic instead. This was a drama while buying my ticket. They decided to join us at this point.Do it and report back, pls
Also I got asked, by a dear friend of mine, about kiwifarms getting sued by Germans or something and I sort of knew about it saying "null called them fags". They were impressed that I knew all about it. Which was the honest extent of my knowledge and if you're reading Mr. ***n we should hang out more.
It was a good night and frankly a good movie. Reminded me of everything I would want out of a movie as a kid. Drink at least 6 beers and laugh with your pals about it.
Over all. 8/10, go see it.
Chris Chan is a cunt.
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Temp locking this until I can clean up the thread.
edit: Deleted a bunch of comments for straying too far off-topic. Please try to keep responses related to updates. Also moved a bunch of other posts out to the Gender megathread and made a fresh thread for Chris's excuses for being unemployed.
edit: Deleted a bunch of comments for straying too far off-topic. Please try to keep responses related to updates. Also moved a bunch of other posts out to the Gender megathread and made a fresh thread for Chris's excuses for being unemployed.
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I can't speak for everyone else but you have my apologies for making a mess of this thread American Hedgehog. It's just been so slow latley and the reactions to stuff like the Sonic movie weren't the sperg fests we had hoped for the best content this month was the possibility he kicked and yelled at his beagles to shut them up for barking at a pizza boy
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And so many react telling Ellis to stay out of Chris’s sight.
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Chris nitpicks over fanart again.
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Now imagine Chris wanted to wear that blue dress.
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I don't know about you, but I never heard Sylvana as sounding like Rarity. Or even Russian. She just sounded like every other screeching Sonichu or Rosechu to me. But it has allowed Chris to whine and break out 'dahling' again, so - job's a good 'un?...
(If she sounds Russian, then surely Natasha Fatale would be a better comparison. Oh wait, Rocky And Bullwinkle was a good cartoon. Chris wouldn't know the first thing about those.)
(If she sounds Russian, then surely Natasha Fatale would be a better comparison. Oh wait, Rocky And Bullwinkle was a good cartoon. Chris wouldn't know the first thing about those.)
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The sad thing is, even though they're all still basically Autistic Sonic ocs, and drawn by a tranny artist with everything you can put on a Twitter account to make it pure cringe. Those are still some actually decent redesigns. And they're definitely better than what the creators drawn.