Containment Random Chris Updates

TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I wish I had a theater like that in my area.
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The one I went to was recently renovated and had heated reclining seats and a full bar. Overpriced as fuck but seriously that’s a disaster waiting to happen. Remember when Disney had to shut down Pleasure Island because guys were getting drunk and picking fights? Yeah.

But yeah, just got back from seeing it. It was kinda meh; not totally shit but nothing you’d watch over and over. But it was dumb fun all around and me and my mates had a good time. Kinda glad we’re moving out of the shitty video game movie era.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
From the cwcki
The Movie is Really Good; Much better than one would perceive it. The character development, story and other details are worth the watch and enjoyment. You all #GottaGoFast to see the Sonic Movie This Weekend!

When he hates something he Rees and whines about it, when he loves something he tries to sound like a total shill.
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Let's be real, if the movie was the same, but sonics arms were not blue, it would be a completely different story.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
From the cwcki
The Movie is Really Good; Much better than one would perceive it. The character development, story and other details are worth the watch and enjoyment. You all #GottaGoFast to see the Sonic Movie This Weekend!

When he hates something he Rees and whines about it, when he loves something he tries to sound like a total shill.
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Most people are saying it's just a dumb kids movie that a teacher would put on to make kids shut up while she went out and had sex with the principal in the broom closet. Chris also loves living in abject squalor, so I would say the movie probably sucked, but Chris believes he has a refined palate. This was probably Chris at the the film "interacting" with others.

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Caption: "Sonic is a close personal friend of mine. He attended all my weddings, and he's right beside me now"
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Most people are saying it's just a dumb kids movie that a teacher would put on to make kids shut up while she went out and had sex with the principal in the broom closet. Chris also loves living in abject squalor, so I would say the movie probably sucked, but Chris believes he has a refined palate. This was probably Chris at the the film "interacting" with others.

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Caption: "Sonic is a close personal friend of mine. He attended all my weddings, and he's right beside me now"
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Which one's Chris?
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
So, he got over his dislike of Carrey's Robotnik pretty quick, eh? Fucking hypocrite.

Also, what's that drivel about 'child in a bag' and '9 million steps'? Sonic sperging or similar?
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It seems that if something is animated well and flashy enough, Chris’ brain will shut down and he’ll gobble it up whole hog. He made a huge shit fit over MLP Equestria Girls but quickly made it one of his favorite movies after seeing it.

The “child in a bag” is referring to a joke in the movie where Sonic is hiding in a bag, but he complains and people around think that there is a child stuffed in it.

The “9 million steps” is a line sonic said in the trailer but was cut out from the movie.

Chris always gripes about the most meaningless things...
 
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Bardle-B Jones said:
It seems that if something is animated well and flashy enough, Chris’ brain will shut down and he’ll gobble it up whole hog. He made a huge shit fit over MLP Equestria Girls but quickly made it one of his favorite movies after seeing it.

The “child in a bag” is referring to a joke in the movie where Sonic is hiding in a bag, but he complains and people around think that there is a child stuffed in it.

The “9 million steps” is a line sonic said in the trailer but was cut out from the movie.

Chris always gripes about the most meaningless things...
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That's what happens when you mix 'tism with egotism.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
Chris would get the same amount of enjoyment if you jangled a ring of keys over his head for an hour and a half, of course he loves the new Sonic movie.
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He felt the same level of enjoyment pissing in the floor and masturbating while singing Allstar. In fact, I wish parents were shown videos of Chris while masturbating to all star before entering the the theater, so they could know who they were sitting next to.
 
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troon patrol said:
Wow. No macing, no being escorted from the movie theature? Fucking estrogen must be literally chemically castrating him. I was betting at least one child (other than chris) would ahve been emotionally scarred when he watched this film.
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I'm surprised there was no Blarms chimping out.

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Barb probably went with him.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He felt the same level of enjoyment pissing in the floor and masturbating while singing Allstar. In fact, I wish parents were shown videos of Chris while masturbating to all star before entering the the theater, so they could know who they were sitting next to.
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Woah I'm all for warning kids not to get too attached to Sonic and Autism friendly franchises as much as any other kiwi but I don't think we need to traumatiz the little ones into staying on the straight and narrow path
 
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