Containment Random Chris Updates

[Metatarsupial]

He does chant whenever the dogs bark.

Aaahh LALALALALA Ishitmypants AIEYA!

 

[Tikbalang]

It's just part and parcel of Chris's autistic misinterpretation of Eastern mysticism/philosophy (qv also his clueless parroting of 'namaste'). He believes it (I think) to be a purely spiritual thing (correctly), and - as in some pieces of related art - likes to depict it literally on many occasions - for himself, for Night Star, and IIRC Magi-Chan. It's all just meant, in his narcissistic and deluded interpretation, to show that whoever it's drawn on has awesome #PsychicPowers.

By the time he's going to get robbed, no psychic nor magichan is gonna help him

 

[JULAY]

By the time he's going to get robbed, no psychic nor magichan is gonna help him

If he were to get robbed, he'd end up getting killed after trying to fight back with psychic powers.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If he were to get robbed, he'd end up getting killed after trying to fight back with psychic powers.

Then, he would lie about being raped and how the robbers were obsessed with hos ample breasts.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

What a bunch of autists. They still stepped in shit and that's now their legacy.

I’m one to talk, but this is just how kids that age are; they all think they can use Chris as their ticket to e-fame. He’s the most popular and mainstream lolcow, and he’s very easy to get an in with if you know the right buttons to push. Not only that, but that’s pretty much why most people fucked with him 10 years ago— they just so happened to have gotten into Christory at the perfect time. Anything regarding Chris’s life ABD (After Bob’s Death) isn’t worth become associated with.

 

[Mr. 0]

Anything regarding Chris’s life ABD (After Bob’s Death) isn’t worth become associated with.

unless you just happen to be a Charlottesville police officer

 

[Pvt. Real G]

If he were to get robbed, he'd end up getting killed after trying to fight back with psychic powers.

Even though I want to see the robbers reaction to Chris psychic powers. I really doubt it will happen. If he is too scared to stand up to a GameStop employee and pepper spray the unarmed dude 8 feet away. I doubt he will even have the balls to confront an armed robber. Chris will be most likely be hiding under his bed or in the closet shitting himself and have the stench expose his hiding spot.

 

[The Fool]

Even though I want to see the robbers reaction to Chris psychic powers. I really doubt it will happen. If he is too scared to stand up to a GameStop employee and pepper spray the unarmed dude 8 feet away. I doubt he will even have the balls to confront an armed robber. Chris will be most likely be hiding under his bed or in the closet shitting himself and have the stench expose his hiding spot.

Remember when Chris actually thought Clyde was coming over to kill him, so he hid in a pile of toys in his room for hours while starting at the pillows he stuffed under his blanket?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Remember when Chris actually thought Clyde was coming over to kill him, so he hid in a pile of toys in his room for hours while starting at the pillows he stuffed under his blanket?

Didn't he also shit himself when that happened?!

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Remember when Chris actually thought Clyde was coming over to kill him, so he hid in a pile of toys in his room for hours while starting at the pillows he stuffed under his blanket?

Especially after he outright challenged him to come to 14BC so he can BREAK HIM DEAD.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Didn't he also shit himself when that happened?!

Yep and laid in it all night.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yep and laid in it all night.

And people treat him like a God. Our society is dead after all. He was eating at Taco Bell in the last vidya, I bet he went home and sharted up the place even more.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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"Mmm, yeah, I heard this show sucks. But knowing a setsy lady directed it, I'll have to check it out, among which."

 

[GherkinRealness]

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It's the holier-than-thou attitude that really grinds my gears.

 

[Metatarsupial]

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Huh, that's so odd. I was just thinking about Sabrina the Teenage Witch earlier today; clientele had that name.

But I just love that Chris thinks he's at the level of these B-list celebrities.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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He probably doesn't like Young Sheldon because there's no laugh track, so he doesn't know when he's supposed to laugh.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I do kind of agree with Chris here, Melissa Joan Hart is pretty cool in that she’s basically a normie Christian soccer mom who stayed relatively sane despite being a huge 90s star and receiving lots of criticism for her religious beliefs.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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A simple "congrats" would have sufficed. Oh Chris...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A simple "congrats" would have sufficed. Oh Chris...

Can you imagine Chris on his death bed talking to nurses about his famous friends in high places. " I went on tour with with da Brittney Spears in 2024, but we had to keep it platonic because bein' a lesbian was bad for her career".