Containment Random Chris Updates

[Metatarsupial]

If anything his eyes have sunken in more as the years have gone by, it's getting to the point where you can practically see the outline of his mishappen skull

I wonder if you did an x-ray if you could tell how many times Chris was dropped on his head as a baby.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I wonder if you did an x-ray if you could tell how many times Chris was dropped on his head as a baby.

"Damn it Barbara ah told you not to let Christopher roll off the damn bed!"

"Aww come on hubby what's a few bumps on the noggin gonna do to hurt him?"

And then 40 years later Barb was sat dying and wasting away while having to hear her middle aged son blabbering in the other room about snt fanfiction then telling him a pizza arrived because of the howling dogs

 

[TV's Adam West]

i seriously dont know what the fuck is up with these Gen Z kids. This is the same generation that invented the skullbreaker challenge, the ice cream licking challenge and have an E-girl play with them for five dollars a game. I guess it wouldnt be too much of a stretch for them to idolize someone like Chris. They are truly the no judgement generation.

Gen Z is a disappointing wreck, Ireland will never be unified and Chris shits himself and does nothing.

More things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

And then 40 years later Barb was sat dying and wasting away while having to hear her middle aged son blabbering in the other room about snt fanfiction then telling him a pizza arrived because of the howling dogs

That has to be one of the saddest things about the whole Chrischan saga: His parents having to listen to him to screeching and chimping out.

I guess like if you live next to a rendering plant, you can get used to the smell, but imagine you gave birth to a mathematician and a doctor and your latest spawn is going ape shit over some guy trying to steal your autistic identity or Grand Conspiracy to keep him from.. doing... his life...

 

[The Dude]

That has to be one of the saddest things about the whole Chrischan saga: His parents having to listen to him to screeching and chimping out.

I guess like if you live next to a rendering plant, you can get used to the smell, but imagine you gave birth to a mathematician and a doctor and your latest spawn is going ape shit over some guy trying to steal your autistic identity or Grand Conspiracy to keep him from.. doing... his life...

At least it's not Bob's problem anymore. He got out before the real insanity began. And when he was alive he could comfort himself with the knowledge that his other kids turned out great, and that Barb's inbred hillbilly genes were to blame for Chris being a total waste.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

That has to be one of the saddest things about the whole Chrischan saga: His parents having to listen to him to screeching and chimping out.

I guess like if you live next to a rendering plant, you can get used to the smell, but imagine you gave birth to a mathematician and a doctor and your latest spawn is going ape shit over some guy trying to steal your autistic identity or Grand Conspiracy to keep him from.. doing... his life...

In his videos he's yelling, kicking stuff, singing as loud as he can and I always wondered if he waited for Borb to be gone or had they just learned to ignore him? Did he always alert them that he was going to make a video? The only video Bob interrupts is the one where he tells Chris that the house will be condemned. Maybe he used to edit interruptions out?

 

[Spooky Bones]

In his videos he's yelling, kicking stuff, singing as loud as he can and I always wondered if he waited for Borb to be gone or had they just learned to ignore him? Did he always alert them that he was going to make a video? The only video Bob interrupts is the one where he tells Chris that the house will be condemned. Maybe he used to edit interruptions out?

Editing is pretty much unheard of for Chris, it's one of his characteristics pretty much. He's not much for delaying his impulses or predicting other people, so I kind of doubt he'd wait to make videos. His parents were probably right there in the next room. What they thought was going on is anyone's guess though

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris messes with a TTS site sent by a follower.
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While I don't know how to insert the files into this site, here is a link to one below.
Fluttershy

Transcript since the TTS device is rough, here are the transcripts for both audios:
Ugh, hello everyone.
Discord is asking me to relay you a message to you all to not be a bunch of jerks.
Ugh, if you don't mind, thank you.

Even when types something he needs to put in all his uh uh uh's

 

[Naamaleipuri]

https://fifteen.ai/app

Oh boi! Can't wait until Chris's epic trolls start spamming him these audio files in order to troll him.

Spoiler: stupid audio file

https://soundcloud.com/raimo-hellman%2Fwhateverlol

Personally though, I wait for the day one of his enablers convinces Chris that he can turn invisible and just needs to take off his clothes to be completely invisible to others.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

https://fifteen.ai/app

Oh boi! Can't wait until Chris's epic trolls start spamming him these audio files in order to troll him.

Spoiler: stupid audio file

https://soundcloud.com/raimo-hellman%2Fwhateverlol

Personally though, I wait for the day one of his enablers convinces Chris that he can turn invisible and just needs to take off his clothes to be completely invisible to others.

This is what the Idea Tribe did, isnt it?

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

This is what the Idea Tribe did, isnt it?

As long as Fluttershy is calling out Chris on his BS and not trying to manipulate him, she’s a good whorse.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Even when types something he needs to put in all his uh uh uh's

Don’t forget them stress sighs.

 

[A Grey Cat]

As long as Fluttershy is calling out Chris on his BS and not trying to manipulate him, she’s a good whorse.

Mhhhh bardi b..you seem familiar with brony slang, is there something you'd like to share with us hmmm?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

https://fifteen.ai/app

Oh boi! Can't wait until Chris's epic trolls start spamming him these audio files in order to troll him.

Spoiler: stupid audio file

https://soundcloud.com/raimo-hellman%2Fwhateverlol

Personally though, I wait for the day one of his enablers convinces Chris that he can turn invisible and just needs to take off his clothes to be completely invisible to others.

Someones going to write some nasty shit with that program.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

https://fifteen.ai/app

Oh boi! Can't wait until Chris's epic trolls start spamming him these audio files in order to troll him.

Spoiler: stupid audio file

https://soundcloud.com/raimo-hellman%2Fwhateverlol

Personally though, I wait for the day one of his enablers convinces Chris that he can turn invisible and just needs to take off his clothes to be completely invisible to others.

This TTS is scary good. I actually thought Chris paid Andrea Libman to record a message directed at DUH HAY’TERS, which isn’t unheard of since a lot of VAs offer personalized messages for a flat fee (Steve Blum used to charge $50, but it’s worth it imho because anything in Spike Spiegel’s voice is auditory bliss).

Now I have the very sad and pathetic mental image of Chris tediously saving clips of Twilight Sparkle giving him praise by telling him what a beautiful young lady he is and how everything will be fine when the merge completes so he can finally whisk himself away to Equestria. It’d be almost adorable if it wasn’t a nearly 40-year-old Cro Magnon with seaweed for hair.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone screencapped ProjectSNT's old Discord messages about Chris, which range from May 2017 to Dec 2019.

Spoiler: Full set of caps

Chris joined in Jan 2020 and SNT hasn't said anything about him since.

 

[BScCollateral]

This TTS is scary good. I actually thought Chris paid Andrea Libman to record a message directed at DUH HAY’TERS, which isn’t unheard of since a lot of VAs offer personalized messages for a flat fee (Steve Blum used to charge $50, but it’s worth it imho because anything in Spike Spiegel’s voice is auditory bliss).

Douglas Rain didn't do this, and one of the greatest missed opportunities of the digital age was having HAL 9000 voice error messages.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Someone screencapped ProjectSNT's old Discord messages about Chris, which range from May 2017 to Dec 2019.

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Spoiler: Full set of caps

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Chris joined in Jan 2020 and SNT hasn't said anything about him since.

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Damn. Courtney is willing to do what other people wish they could've done to Chris.

 

[Rogowski]

Like was he told to confront Snyder during the October 2011 hit and run incident?

I’m pretty sure a troll told him that Snyder sold the place or there was a change in management

The only video Bob interrupts is the one where he tells Chris that the house will be condemned. Maybe he used to edit interruptions out?

There is an edited version of that video. I think Vivian G coaxed Chris into sending her the version with bob walking in

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I’m pretty sure a troll told him that Snyder sold the place or there was a change in management

I always thought that it was happenstance. He and Barb just happen to drive to Charlottesville, and the colorful banner that reads "under new management" that caught Chris' attention.