Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Christ signed up to be a paypig for Ben Saint.

How did Chris not realize that? It says so right there.

 

[No_one]

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Chris has been watching the anime "Cells at Work" and treating it as actual medical information... and he doesn't even get it right. In the cancer episode they say laughter makes Natural Killer cells healthier so they can kill cancer cells, not the killer T cells. And that information presented in the episode is uncredited at best. He can't even quote an anime he just watched without failing. Fucking hell.

I'd watch a spinoff of that taking place in Chris' body with the cells facing such challenges as his diet, lack of any activity and the titty skittles.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Christ signed up to be a paypig for Ben Saint.

Crippling debt btw, standing on the edge of financial ruin btw, need money for my mother's holey buttocks btw

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Crippling debt btw, standing on the edge of financial ruin btw, need money for my mother's holey buttocks btw

Mmmmm....Scabies butt flies.

 

[José Mourinho]

I'd watch a spinoff of that taking place in Chris' body with the cells facing such challenges as his diet, lack of any activity and the titty skittles.

Obligatory "Cells at Work Black" reference. (It's an actual spinoff of "Cells at Work" but takes place in a very unhealthy body)

Spoiler

There's a literal chapter about jerking off too.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Fi

Obligatory "Cells at Work Black" reference. (It's an actual spinoff of "Cells at Work" but takes place in a very unhealthy body)

Spoiler

There's a literal chapter about jerking off too.

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First inside out now this? The makers of osmosis Jones need to sue somebody

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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How did Chris not realize that? It says so right there.

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Chris has always overlooked things. Following Patreon tiers are super simple. I'm pretty sure if Chris gets his own place (lmao) he would overlook details in the tenant contract.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Somehow I doubt that he'll immediately think of hospital if he does contract Covid-19. He'll more likely consult with Magi-Chan, and then make a video showing him smugly chugging soda from a suitably crystal-packed bottle. 'Mmmm yeah, dis mighty crystal powerrr will heal me fully, my darlin' hubby has told me so. Among which.'

 

[No_one]

Fi

First inside out now this? The makers of osmosis Jones need to sue somebody

"Once Upon a Time... Life" aka Micropatrol was first though.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

"Once Upon a Time... Life" aka Micropatrol was first though.

And Cells at Work borrows a lot from it, considering both are edutainment works that teach biology in charming and accessible terms. Osmosis Jones is buddy cop film that just happens to take place inside of an unhealthy Bill Murray.

The only real parallels in Cells at Work and OJ is that both use the human body as a setting and and both have white blood cells as (arguable) protagonists.

 

[Tikbalang]

I wonder what chris's monthly expenses are on patreon subscriptions.

I'll use my patreon money to spend on other's patreon

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

A rather neutral tweet about Chris is blowing up.

I wonder how Chris with his massive ego will respond when he inevitably is steered to it.

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How did Chris not realize that? It says so right there.

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris knew and was just expecting exceptional treatment because... y’know. He’s Chris-chan

 

[Argh My Cigar]

A rather neutral tweet about Chris is blowing up.
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I wonder how Chris with his massive ego will respond when he inevitably is steered to it.

I mean, he's not wrong. When was the last time a dedicated wiki updated their news feed with your latest bowel movement?

 

[Rupin]

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How did Chris not realize that? It says so right there.

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i see Ol’ Ben isn’t making any exceptions for Chris. But... I thought Chris was a goddess and that he can see through his alternate self what is going on in Ben’s story?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

i see Ol’ Ben isn’t making any exceptions for Chris. But... I thought Chris was a goddess and that he can see through his alternate self what is going on in Ben’s story?

Clearly Ben has invoked some sort of Goddess-shielding black magic spell and only the power of the almighty dollar can penetrate it.

 

[{o}P II]

A rather neutral tweet about Chris is blowing up.
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I wonder how Chris with his massive ego will respond when he inevitably is steered to it.


I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris knew and was just expecting exceptional treatment because... y’know. He’s Chris-chan

He may not be the person with the most written about him but he is definitely the most cataloged. There is no one else in history who has information about every piece of clothing they own

 

[No_one]

He may not be the person with the most written about him but he is definitely the most cataloged. There is no one else in history who has information about every piece of clothing they own

Especially his underwear and its state.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Especially his underwear and its state.

Things you never see in Lincoln’s biographies.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Two years since the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing he's married to his imaginary friends.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Two years since the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing he's married to his imaginary friends.

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"simple times"
Is he going to make a video like his Christmas one where they all exchange gifts?