Containment Random Chris Updates

[taintmisbehavin]

"simple times"
Is he going to make a video like his Christmas one where they all exchange gifts?

Aww, Cryzel is going to get broken children’s toys and Magi-Chan melted Fraggles VHS tapes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Aww, Cryzel is going to get broken children’s toys and Magi-Chan melted Fraggles VHS tapes.

Mew will get this
LINK

 

[A Grey Cat]

Two years since the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing he's married to his imaginary friends.

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The sad thing is Those designs wouldn't be out of place on modern cartoon Network with the c thing logo I thought it was Chris tweeting about some new show

Mew will get this
LINK

Oh you bastard! Now that is permanently in my Amazon history I better not get recommendations based on it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The sad thing is Those designs wouldn't be out of place on modern cartoon Network with the c thing logo I thought it was Chris tweeting about some new show

Now we wait for the Cartoon Network negotiation vids.

 

[Tikbalang]

A rather neutral tweet about Chris is blowing up.

I wonder how Chris with his massive ego will respond when he inevitably is steered to it.

That means more content than before

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Now we wait for the Cartoon Network negotiation vids.

I want a corner office at home and a date with Steven Universe.

 

[Wraith]

Two years since the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing he's married to his imaginary friends.

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Oh look everybody, a wedding anniversary for "people" with 80% had no choice in the matter of getting married, 20% are kidnapped from someone's franchise, and 100% of them have zero income. Don't worry about 4 of them not having any corporeal form. Number 5 is big enough for all of them.

 

[The Dude]

Things you never see in Lincoln’s biographies.

Four shorts and seven skidmarks ago...

Two years since the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing he's married to his imaginary friends.

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That's...really, really sad and pathetic. Never has anyone worked so hard and pulled so many mental gymnastics in an effort to hide away their loneliness and bury the pain of living a completely worthless life.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Four shorts and seven skidmarks ago...



That's...really, really sad and pathetic. Never has anyone worked so hard and pulled so many mental gymnastics in an effort to hide away their loneliness and bury the pain of living a completely worthless life.

I think it's pretty funny because if these things were real, they'd probably reject him. It's probably why he doesn't overtly go after humans anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

That's...really, really sad and pathetic. Never has anyone worked so hard and pulled so many mental gymnastics in an effort to hide away their loneliness and bury the pain of living a completely worthless life.

The Idea Tards sure did a number on him but they couldn't have if he hadn't been willing to go along with it.

 

[Tikbalang]

Two years since the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing he's married to his imaginary friends.

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I though Cryzel has a crushed knees, tetanus, cracked skull, and shotgun wounds. Chris really like that chest hair and a shemale dick
To other people who don't chris: it's sad and disturbing

 

[ANobody]

He may not be the person with the most written about him but he is definitely the most cataloged. There is no one else in history who has information about every piece of clothing they own

Goddamn, as a History student this is discouraging as hell

 

[The Dude]

I think it's pretty funny because if these things were real, they'd probably reject him. It's probably why he doesn't overtly go after humans anymore.

Oh, for sure. No sapient being that's even remotely in their right mind, in any dimension or reality, would ever enter willingly into a loving relationship with Chris. Not even his hedgehog abominations. He has nothing to offer anyone. So unless they were being blackmailed or were enslaved, or forced into it some other way, every one of them would run far, far away from Chris. That's arguably Chris' biggest delusion.

The Idea Tards sure did a number on him but they couldn't have if he hadn't been willing to go along with it.

I agree. That's why I just can't feel pity for Chris. For the most part he only has himself to blame for his situation. It was his shitty life choices, laziness, willful ignorance, stubbornness, and forcing anyone away who doesn't kiss his ass and humor his delusional crap that brought him to his current situation. Was what the Idea Fags did to Chris shitty and cruel? Yes. But it was Chris who chose to ignore reality for comforting lies.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

As disconnects between (arbitrary) reality and outright fantasy go, that drawing from whichever shitty enabler it was takes every biscuit ever. Chris the svelte, busty, kick-arse, sassy goddess, any of his Electric Hedgehog Abominations being of any use whatsoever, the very idea that they're all happily-married...it'd be sad if it wasn't so pathetic.

 

[DJAndyMD]

I agree. That's why I just can't feel pity for Chris. For the most part he only has himself to blame for his situation. It was his shitty life choices, laziness, willful ignorance, stubbornness, and forcing anyone away who doesn't kiss his ass and humor his delusional crap that brought him to his current situation. Was what the Idea Fags did to Chris shitty and cruel? Yes. But it was Chris who chose to ignore reality for comforting lies.

That is why whenever I hear Chris said that they know better and is "smarter" in falling for traps, I call bullshit. He shows that you could give him a bag of "magic beans" and tell him that it grows into a portal to the dimensional merge and he will believe it. He has not learned anything, he just wants people to enforce his delusions and those who would be real friends to him are probably too scared to call him out on his bluff in fear of loosing access to Chris and his insanity.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Even his fake relationships with imaginary creatures are not consensual.

Part of me thinks this is tragic. The other part of me is happy for all the young women of Ruckersville and beyond who for almost three years now have been spared his attempts to drag them into the “Fun and Flirty Tranny Zone”.

 

[jawsome]

Spoiler: Our goddess

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris stalks another person:

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That is why whenever I hear Chris said that they know better and is "smarter" in falling for traps, I call bullshit. He shows that you could give him a bag of "magic beans" and tell him that it grows into a portal to the dimensional merge and he will believe it. He has not learned anything, he just wants people to enforce his delusions and those who would be real friends to him are probably too scared to call him out on his bluff in fear of loosing access to Chris and his insanity.

I completely agree. The ideafags and Chris fed off each other with Chris being the more active of the participants.

Spoiler: Our goddess

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I like how even Chris' torso looks unhappy with Chris.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I completely agree. The ideafags and Chris fed off each other with Chris being the more active of the participants.

From what I understand Wise usually ended the roleplay sessions with “Just kidding none of this really happened.” But Chris would maintain it did and that Wise was really channeling it all.