ScrappyLobsterchu
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"Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that make you feel uncomfortable that's no good."
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jan 17, 2017
Chris decided that lesson from his hero is optional.
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- Aug 13, 2018
And he won! Odd full circle this has become.
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- May 27, 2013
I'll bet he can only remember the one where Tails goes for a ride in a washing machine.
That's all I remember.
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- Jun 3, 2016
Yes, but now, Chris identifies more with Sailor Moon Says........
Sailor moon says, Always wear tights with a mini skirt if you're a man or else your balls will fly out and scare unsuspecting children.
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- Jan 10, 2019
With the hustler cowboy getup I can’t help but imagine Midnight Cowboy only with Chris & Sockness instead of Jon Voight & Dustin Hoffman.Sockness has a response for you, bud:
Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter
“https://t.co/NI6JeuxDlO I'll visit, but I'm not leaving the legal haven that is California. I have legal rights here that Chris can't even dream up. She'll get a lot of hugs, that I know. If she does TMG 2018 Style on me, how many hugs do I get without asking; hopefully lots.”twitter.com
“‘Ahm walkin’, I’m w-wor-walkin’ here!”
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- Jan 8, 2019
Sockness is in terms a prostitute. But, he also boasts about his ED. So his clientele seems limited.
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- Feb 10, 2015
Male prostitutes are rarely the tops.
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- Jan 8, 2019
I've never heard sockness explicitly say he bottoms for his sugar daddy, but he has alluded to the fact of being more dominant sexually.
Guts Gets Some
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- Nov 9, 2018
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"It's your body" and "touch you" in a place or way that makes YOU uncomfortable. When it was someone touching chris like the allegedly gay principal that molested him it's no good, but when chris does it it's perfectly fine because it's his way of showing he likes you.
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- Jun 3, 2016
I can picture Chris asking someone he doesn't know to touch him inappropriately so he can scream "NOOOOOO"
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- Aug 13, 2014
He’s done that. At PVCC, the mall, target, etc. okay well he didn’t ask but it’s close enough.
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- Aug 13, 2018
Didn't he have his Nooooo moment with one of the jerkops when he was loitering at the mall?
edit - thanks @Alex Krycek
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- Jun 3, 2016
Yeah, but it's not the same thing as being sexually assaulted and/or molested. I think it's funny. No one wanted to diddle Chris as as a child, and the only person who would molest his filthy chili ring as an adult is Sockness. It's quite ironic, even after trooning out, the only real physical contact that has dominated Chris' life is physical contact with other males, and it's in no way sexual.
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- Aug 13, 2014
He might have had a shot with the Wallflower and she’s just as weird and Autistic as he is. Writing gay incest fanfics and she kinda even looks like him.
but the worlds safer if neither of them breed.
Speaking of which, what happened to that pair of folks that sent Chris the Switch -- Sarah & Steve?
Did they nuked their Twitter account or something? (Can't find them on user account search so I'm gonna assume they've pretty much abandoned ship) I haven't been keeping track about their little shenanigans since.
Did they nuked their Twitter account or something? (Can't find them on user account search so I'm gonna assume they've pretty much abandoned ship) I haven't been keeping track about their little shenanigans since.
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- Dec 28, 2014
