Containment Random Chris Updates

[Guts Gets Some]

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Wallflower with dad in one of the few pictures where he isn't inexplicably naked.

Did he know what she looked like at the time? Because, holy fuck, that is textbook "I love you because you look like mommy" shit.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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Wallflower with dad in one of the few pictures where he isn't inexplicably naked.

She looks like Barb.

 

[muh_moobs]

If Barb dies, I wish Chris moved to SF and live with Sockness or vice versa. They can satisfy each other

sexually, of fucks.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

She looks like Barb.

Exactly, she even has the old woman thing down better than Chris.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

She looks like Barb.

Men with mommy issues tend to be subconsciously attracted to people who look like their mother slightly; could either be an oedipus thing or feeling comfortable with something that resembles someone you're familiar with.

 

[ANobody]

fuck dude, she looks like she has fucking progeria or something, she looks waaaaaay too old.

Also her dad looks like Jimmy Saville if he ran a funeral home

 

[TV's Adam West]

Why is Sockness back?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Why is Sockness back?

It refuses to die, if we want it gone, we must do it ourselves.

And I’m not touching that shit at all.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Men with mommy issues tend to be subconsciously attracted to people who look like their mother slightly; could either be an oedipus thing or feeling comfortable with something that resembles someone you're familiar with.

That explains why Chris was all too comfortable to let Barb sleep with him.

 

[CheesyBoy]

He might have had a shot with the Wallflower and she’s just as weird and Autistic as he is. Writing gay incest fanfics and she kinda even looks like him.

but the worlds safer if neither of them breed.

I really wish things had worked out between them, at least for a while. As awful as he is, having someone in his life who actually cares would be good for him.

Plus, a long term relationship could have produced some great moments.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Why is Sockness back?

Well he needs something to do during quarantine. Like Chris.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Why is Sockness back?

Like any other tumor, you gotta try real hard to make sure it doesn't one back.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Like any other tumor, you gotta try real hard to make sure it doesn't one back.

And, it will disfigure your anus.

 

[orderofcringe]

Speaking of which, what happened to that pair of folks that sent Chris the Switch -- Sarah & Steve?

Did they nuked their Twitter account or something? (Can't find them on user account search so I'm gonna assume they've pretty much abandoned ship) I haven't been keeping track about their little shenanigans since.

I havnet seen them in like a month, last i looked was about 1 or 2 months ago, and their twitter looked like some awful cwcshrine, now i cant find them.

I imagine they dismantled their whole operation, when they finally realized that Chris had no more use of them, and thefore discarded them. That or they tried the same thing with jacob and are MIA. They where whiteknighting for jacob, so it would not surprise me if they tried to adopt him as well.

 

[Eugene90]

I havnet seen them in like a month, last i looked was about 1 or 2 months ago, and their twitter looked like some awful cwcshrine, now i cant find them.

I imagine they dismantled their whole operation, when they finally realized that Chris had no more use of them, and thefore discarded them. That or they tried the same thing with jacob and are MIA. They where whiteknighting for jacob, so it would not surprise me if they tried to adopt him as well.

Well, whatever the case -- they're irrelevant for now I think.

But something tells me that all it takes is another big oopsie from Chris to make them re-surface again.

Fingers crossed though.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Speaking of which, what happened to that pair of folks that sent Chris the Switch -- Sarah & Steve?

Did they nuked their Twitter account or something? (Can't find them on user account search so I'm gonna assume they've pretty much abandoned ship) I haven't been keeping track about their little shenanigans since.

They are probably still silently sending Chris money as a part of some master plan

Meanwhile, Chris gruyere brains have probably forgotten about them completely to make room for more delirious merge bullshit and he doesn't have an ounce of curiosity about where that money is coming from, since he takes it for granted.

It wouldn't surprise me that if you ask him about how he got the Switch, he would honestly guess that he simply buyed it himself.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Wallflower with dad in one of the few pictures where he isn't inexplicably naked.

Jesus Tits on Toast, that is NOT AT ALL what I imagined the Wallflower looking like. I knew she wasn't going to be pretty but my god, she looks like the Special Ed class reunion poster girl. Good lord, she should have just settled for Chris' bent duck because I very much doubt she got a better offer in the future.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Jesus Tits on Toast, that is NOT AT ALL what I imagined the Wallflower looking like. I knew she wasn't going to be pretty but my god, she looks like the Special Ed class reunion poster girl. Good lord, she should have just settled for Chris' bent duck because I very much doubt she got a better offer in the future.

Wouldn't have happened. She has....daddy issues. She does look like a walking stereotype of every potato-faced sperg though. Would have been perfect for Chris

 

[RebelRein1488x]

The past few days has been nothing but Chris using that automated system:

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Jesus Tits on Toast, that is NOT AT ALL what I imagined the Wallflower looking like. I knew she wasn't going to be pretty but my god, she looks like the Special Ed class reunion poster girl. Good lord, she should have just settled for Chris' bent duck because I very much doubt she got a better offer in the future.

She almost looks like she could be Stephen King’s daughter.

Same box chin; just add makeup.