Containment Random Chris Updates

[Eugene90]

That was a bunch of autism that was contained in Chris' second YT comment.

He thought that perhaps those girls would get his stupid fantasies so screw it, he might as well just hijack it and lay it on their video in vain hopes that he will have their attention and he might have a chance on slipping that duck into their skirts.

 

[greninja]

He'll never get a girl this way. Unless one girl can tolerate him getting arrested twice.

 

[Eugene90]

He'll never get a girl this way. Unless one girl can tolerate him getting arrested twice.

This is all you need to know of his level of self-awareness.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

How come Chris spells in common British English when it comes to words like "Colour, neighbour and favourite" (but never labour, Chris doesn't know anything about labour) but he says he isn't a "Pedofork" and not a "Paedofork"?

After watching some British TV, and erroneous claims that Barb's side of the family was from British royalty, I guess he stuck with it. I guess Chris will go with words that are simple with him, but couldn't be bothered with "paedofork"

Because he has an "honor roll".

Do you think he understand the irony of that now? I know he's been trolled about it before, and I'm assuming now, if Chris hears it, he'll be irritated because of the truth that he wasn't in honor roll, and that his IQ is neurotypical.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Oh, I did think it had something to do with that bullshit DNA test he did where his little heart was crushed when he found out he wasn't part Cherokian. That and he absorbed some spelling and grammar from one of his catfishes. I think the test also revealed that he had a tiny bit of Jewish ancestry. Thankfully were spared him clinging to that and kvetching about the trolls and decorating a Yarmukle with Sonichu. Oy vey!

 

[The Dude]

Oh brilliance.

More enabling horse shit to the filthy pig.



Of course he has to stick his nose into a video where girls drawn in cartoon form and talk as if he himself has part in it. What's even more disgusting is he literally want others to know that he's somehow standing next to these girls.

As if we need another Megan situation, right?

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Chris talking about gods, CPUs and how Jesus being his homeboy.

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Christ almighty, use the 'Enter' key while typing horse shit, Chris!

For TLDR --

1) Chris talks about superheroes on T-shirts.

2) Hijacking their interest again with his irrelevant Sonichu book crap and copyright, then talk about Magi-Chan again doing all the tedious work for him. (But let's be honest, no one with enough braincells would ever consider Sonichu its own original existence.)

3) He then talk about how he hates Nazis and being compared to them, conventions and bitched about how he doesn't have his own official merch then claim he's not in it for the money, (Yeah, not for the money, right.)

4) More Merge nonsense yet again.

5) Talk about the Financhu crisis yet again,

6) Back to talking about how he lacked resources to make his own merch then make a half-arsed attempt to apologize for running his mouth off with his own irrelevant BS that KP and Abbie would likely never read.

There really needs to be some kind of "hip waders required" warning before tackling Chris' bullshit when he piles it this deep.

I hope for a day when Chris gets stripped of all this merge/goddess/dimensional delusion and is left to find some other form of escapism to hide from his pitiful life. I have had it with this smug sense of superiority and false sense of knowledge and wisdom that's come over Chris these past couple of years. Hopefully Barb passing away and having to navigate the real world will knock some sense into Chris, but I doubt it.

How come Chris spells in common British English when it comes to words like "Colour, neighbour and favourite" (but never labour, Chris doesn't know anything about labour) but he says he isn't a "Pedofork" and not a "Paedofork"?

Two reasons: Chris thinks it makes him look intelligent, and he claims to be descended from English royalty. Even if he were, he's ignoring several generations of good ol' fashioned hillbilly inbreeding that stands between him and any royal blood he may have.

 

[Eugene90]

There really needs to be some kind of "hip waders required" warning before tackling Chris' bullshit when he piles it this deep.

I hope for a day when Chris gets stripped of all this merge/goddess/dimensional delusion and is left to find some other form of escapism to hide from his pitiful life. I have had it with this smug sense of superiority and false sense of knowledge and wisdom that's come over Chris these past couple of years. Hopefully Barb passing away and having to navigate the real world will knock some sense into Chris, but I doubt it.

First mistake for anyone to think Chris can self-improve is "Think Chris can self-improve" from the get-go.

No need to set your expectation up for failure. Not for Chris at least. I wouldn't even be surprised if all he does after Barb's departure is simply e-beg some more, play with legos some more, and other times just sleep everything off and think of his fantasies while forget about reality.

Extra points if he does it while sleeping in his iconic Defensive Hedgehog position.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Here's Chris wearing his "Fashions" well. Chris has never looked so bad or dressed so poorly.

 

[Eugene90]

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Here's Chris wearing his "Fashions" well. Chris has never looked so bad or dressed so poorly.

The first one with his old classic Chris outfit -- my God those rips and tears. It's like he's thrown multiple tantrums with it before and still wears it with pride. Oh wait.

And that Sailor Moon pose is just the ugly cheery on top of an already messy shit cake.

The green one is just outright gross. Makes him look like a mentally ill transvestite that don't know what he's doing other than to look like a woman.

And the third one makes him look like he's dressing for an out-of-season Halloween freak show menagerie.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Please tell me that second picture ended up on the "People of Walmart" site.

 

[The Dude]

First mistake for anyone to think Chris can self-improve is "Think Chris can self-improve" from the get-go.

No need to set your expectation up for failure. Not for Chris at least. I wouldn't even be surprised if all he does after Barb's departure is simply e-beg some more, play with legos some more, and other times just sleep everything off and think of his fantasies while forget about reality.

Extra points if he does it while sleeping in his iconic Defensive Hedgehog position.

Until the Greene County Sheriff shows up at his door to enforce the foreclosure on 14BC and evict Chris, since there's no way he will be able to afford to pay the reverse mortgage Barb put on the house. He won't be able to ignore that little piece of reality biting him on the ass.

 

[Eugene90]

Until the Greene County Sheriff shows up at his door to enforce the foreclosure on 14BC and evict Chris, since there's no way he will be able to afford to pay the reverse mortgage Barb put on the house. He won't be able to ignore that little piece of reality biting him on the ass.

"B-B-But I have autism! You can't do that to an autistic, you JERKOP! It's MY house!"

What are the odds do you think he will say those words when they show up on his front door?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

This is all you need to know of his level of self-awareness.

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The fact he responded positively to "Christopher" is the most shocking part

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The fact he responded positively to "Christopher" is the most shocking part

The charade slips once in a while.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

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Here's Chris wearing his "Fashions" well. Chris has never looked so bad or dressed so poorly.

Remind me again if this is post or pre "shirt fixing". I legit don't know anymore.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Oh brilliance.

More enabling horse shit to the filthy pig.



Of course he has to stick his nose into a video where girls drawn in cartoon form and talk as if he himself has part in it. What's even more disgusting is he literally want others to know that he's somehow standing next to these girls.

As if we need another Megan situation, right?

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Chris talking about gods, CPUs and how Jesus being his homeboy.

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Christ almighty, use the 'Enter' key while typing horse shit, Chris!

For TLDR --

1) Chris talks about superheroes on T-shirts.

2) Hijacking their interest again with his irrelevant Sonichu book crap and copyright, then talk about Magi-Chan again doing all the tedious work for him. (But let's be honest, no one with enough braincells would ever consider Sonichu its own original existence.)

3) He then talk about how he hates Nazis and being compared to them, conventions and bitched about how he doesn't have his own official merch then claim he's not in it for the money, (Yeah, not for the money, right.)

4) More Merge nonsense yet again.

5) Talk about the Financhu crisis yet again,

6) Back to talking about how he lacked resources to make his own merch then make a half-arsed attempt to apologize for running his mouth off with his own irrelevant BS that KP and Abbie would likely never read.

You know that episode of the simpsons where bart puts the megaphones back to back and creates a sonic boom from the reverb? That's the level of amplified PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE I'm seeing with these YT posts. I mean, what else is the point? He starts out trying to connect to the topic being discussed, then smash cuts into a long, rambling self-masturbatory rant about himself and what he's doing like he's catching up with old friends. Then he ends with a winky face emote and is all like "I'm just sharing my experiences because they support what you're talking about!" Wut. Talking about how trolls online compare him to hitler and whining about 'unlicensed' sonichu merch has something to do with religiousness and fandoms?

[TOYF's brain cells silently scream in pain]

 

[Eugene90]

You know that episode of the simpsons where bart puts the megaphones back to back and creates a sonic boom from the reverb? That's the level of amplified PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE I'm seeing with these YT posts. I mean, what else is the point? He starts out trying to connect to the topic being discussed, then smash cuts into a long, rambling self-masturbatory rant about himself and what he's doing like he's catching up with old friends. Then he ends with a winky face emote and is all like "I'm just sharing my experiences because they support what you're talking about!" Wut. Talking about how trolls online compare him to hitler and whining about 'unlicensed' sonichu merch has something to do with religiousness and fandoms?

[TOYF's brain cells silently scream in pain]

It's what perverted pigs do.

They get a little cozy at first, and if libido takes over, they'll just bombard everything about themselves and screech about it in hope that other people pay attention to them and they'll keep doing it until being told to back off before they backpedal and go sulk in a corner shouting "I wish that person has the heart at least to consider my honest approach!"

It's basically this but only through the internet texts this time.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

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Here's Chris wearing his "Fashions" well. Chris has never looked so bad or dressed so poorly.

The “Sad, Dumpy Tranny Bigfoot” one at the top is unfortunate, but “Sassy Granny Punky Brewster” is right behind it .

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

It's what perverted pigs do.

They get a little cozy at first, and if libido takes over, they'll just bombard everything about themselves and screech about it in hope that other people pay attention to them and they'll keep doing it until being told to back off before they backpedal and go sulk in a corner shouting "I wish that person has the heart at least to consider my honest approach!"

It's basically this but only through the internet texts this time.

Oh of course. I was a bit more focused on the way he's structured that long rambling tirade of self aggrandizement. He the only parts he even addressed the girls and the point of their discussion was at the beginning and when he wrapped it up at the end, but stuffed the middle with so much of his ego-stroking delusional nonsense that it should count as a form of auto-fellatio. Literally, you could rip out the part with chris addressing the girls by name near the end and replace them with anyone from his past and it'd make exactly the same point. The girls an their topic are irrelevant to his rant in context. He's barely even addressing the topic they brought up. This legit boggles me. I get that this is chris trying to make it seem like he's got a big boy brain and not a packing peanut in that pear-shaped head of his so the girls will drop their panties but... damn did that hurt to read. I won't even get into the grammatical issues it has, which seem even worse than usual. Its like chris is un-learning the english language.

"An F in English" indeed.

 

[Eugene90]

Oh of course. I was a bit more focused on the way he's structured that long rambling tirade of self aggrandizement. He the only parts he even addressed the girls and the point of their discussion was at the beginning and when he wrapped it up at the end, but stuffed the middle with so much of his ego-stroking delusional nonsense that it should count as a form of auto-fellatio. Literally, you could rip out the part with chris addressing the girls by name near the end and replace them with anyone from his past and it'd make exactly the same point. The girls an their topic are irrelevant to his rant in context. He's barely even addressing the topic they brought up. This legit boggles me. I get that this is chris trying to make it seem like he's got a big boy brain and not a packing peanut in that pear-shaped head of his so the girls will drop their panties but... damn did that hurt to read. I won't even get into the grammatical issues it has, which seem even worse than usual. Its like chris is un-learning the english language.

"An F in English" indeed.

And Chris still wondered why he gets minimal acknowledgement to what little of intelligence he has when he's on early school back then before he ran off and cry in a classroom on his own during graduation day.