Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chan Fan]

Noticed during the recent reaction video that, while occupying Chris' body, Sonichu is still wearing the medallion with his face on it.

I wish Sonichu wore a Chris medallion

 

[The Dude]

This is what chaps my ass about Sonichu being in Chris's body. Sonichu's been away from his family for like 2 months now and he spends his days worrying about My Little Pony artists and meditation festivals? I guess he has faith in CPU Blue Heart ensuring everything would be fine, but was Sonichu really into collecting indie girly comics back when he was raising his 3 children? Madon.

Don't worry, Chris promised Sonichu that he'd take very good care of Rosechu and the kids while Sonichu is gone. Besides, Chris would have a much more difficult time molesting Sonichu's family and brainwashing them to not say anything if Sonichu could walk in at any moment. Had to get him out of the way for a while, and you don't get much further away than another dimension.

 

[The Final Troondown]

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Chris is still trying to fund his exceptional brony shopping spree. He's putting this ridiculous card game in his online store. I pity anyone stupid enough to buy this crap.

The thousand yard stare on every character

What those cards must have seen

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Get a hold of yourself man! Wallflower's naked dad isn't real he can't hurt you.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris shows off his crap he got from those subscription boxes:

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1263880210912612353?s=20

Edit: just realized he’s holding up a Fanta, good god...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris shows off his crap he got from those subscription boxes:
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https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1263880210912612353?s=20

Each time Chris tries to imitate a woman, he fails miserably and scares people. Look at that chin and the stubble. He hasn't changed his shirt, and he's wearing what looks to be bugs wrapped in foil around his neck. Like a normal, happy life, pretty posing is just not made for hideous transvestites.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Is that the only outfit he owns now?

 

[Tikbalang]

Is that the only outfit he owns now?

He's preparing for homeless saga.
The medallion is decaying and I wonder how he can remove his thing around his neck.

 

[Mick92]

Fanta

Oh no.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Look at all the shit around his neck. its like the medallion's an afterthought to all those cheap hobby store rocks.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Look at all the shit around his neck. its like the medallion's an afterthought to all those cheap hobby store rocks.

He's got a bunch of rocks attached to his wrist too, and he usually wears one on some sort of wire attached to his glasses, like a rock antenna. And don't forget the ones he puts in his socks.

They'll help the merge happen any day now. Any day. Soon.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

The Sonichu medallion itself appears to be deliquescing. It's like some hideously ironic variant on Dorian Gray - the medallion is getting steadily more hideous-looking, and so is Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder why his eye holes are so sunken, was he finally successful at bug-catching?

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Chris shows off his crap he got from those subscription boxes:
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https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1263880210912612353?s=20

Edit: just realized he’s holding up a Fanta, good god...

That Fanta only comes in the Premium box - 31.50 a month. Money well spent.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Chris retweeted a tweet about relationship greenflags. The longer I think, the bigger the fucking irony. Chris fails in ALL aspects of these green flags. Yall able to name a few?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I love his giant cheeks and chin, he looks like a caricature you would get at a carnival.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wonder why his eye holes are so sunken, was he finally successful at bug-catching?

I would say stress, but Chris has had sunken eyes since he was 7.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

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Chris retweeted a tweet about relationship greenflags. The longer I think, the bigger the fucking irony. Chris fails in ALL aspects of these green flags. Yall able to name a few?

Chris is very vulnerable

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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Chris retweeted a tweet about relationship greenflags. The longer I think, the bigger the fucking irony. Chris fails in ALL aspects of these green flags. Yall able to name a few?

If anything on that list applies to chris its 'Communicates openly.' The problem is he communicates too openly, and with his lack of boundaries and shallow desires would have him literally saying whatever sounds good at the moment, but he'd never follow through with it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I love his giant cheeks and chin, he looks like a caricature you would get at a carnival.

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I think it's quite funny. Women actually have less prominent cheekbones and chins than men, but you can't point that out to Mommy queerest due to his confirmation bias.