Containment Random Chris Updates

BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
SONICHUS (singing): We are prideful, we've got "Love Is Love"...
JERKOPS (mournful-looking): Well, this is a lot sadder than it was in the good old days. Ah well, let's get stuck in and ram those crappy comics up their furry ringpieces.
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"Love to you, tart" deserves a jerkop beatdown of its own. As the bard and master himself Morrissey once said, hang the dj.
 
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SemenRecycler said:
It's obvious that Liquid was using Google Translate, or if that wasn't a thing at the time, was translating his sentences one word at a time. Off the top of my head, when he was speaking Spanish, at one point he talks about Solid's "Last video," as in the previous video Chris made. The proper phrasing would've been "video pasado" but Liquid said "ultimo video" because "last video" literally translates to "ultimo video," which would itself literally translate to "final video," as in no videos would ever be made afterwards.
Still a pretty good bit.
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Native spanish speaker here. Nah, his spanish is not perfect, but "último" works exactly the same as "last", it can mean either "final" or just "previous".
 
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Chris is still trying to fund his retarded brony shopping spree. He's putting this ridiculous card game in his online store. I pity anyone stupid enough to buy this crap.
 
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Chris's logic: "Hurry up and buy these cards I made, and I promise 70% profits are used to buy Brony merch for myself to keep. I'm doing this to help the Brony Artists guys. can't you see I'm a good goddess?"
 
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Real G said:
Chris's logic: "Hurry up and buy these cards I made, and I promise 70% profits are used to buy Brony merch for myself to keep. I'm doing this to help the Brony Artists."
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Honestly I'd feel more inclined to give him money (which I still would never do) if he downright stated that he wanted it to buy himself toys and merch. Who seriously cares about supporting those spergs still drawing colorful cartoon horses in fucking 2020, just because they couldn't sell their stuff at some dumb con? Boo fuckin' hoo.
 
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Mick92 said:
Honestly I'd feel more inclined to give him money (which I still would never do) if he downright stated that he wanted it to buy himself toys and merch. Who seriously cares about supporting those spergs still drawing colorful cartoon horses in fucking 2020, just because they couldn't sell their stuff at some dumb con? Boo fuckin' hoo.
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Chris and transparency? HA!
 
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Mick92 said:
Honestly I'd feel more inclined to give him money (which I still would never do) if he downright stated that he wanted it to buy himself toys and merch. Who seriously cares about supporting those spergs still drawing colorful cartoon horses in fucking 2020, just because they couldn't sell their stuff at some dumb con? Boo fuckin' hoo.
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He’s trying to get back into the communities good graces more than actually do anything nice for anyone and make a buck on the side.
 
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Mick92 said:
Who seriously cares about supporting those spergs still drawing colorful cartoon horses in fucking 2020, just because they couldn't sell their stuff at some dumb con? Boo fuckin' hoo.
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Plenty of paypigs besides Chris in the world want pony merch and what you can't get officially made by the company you can always find someone who can make it for you.


I think he'd have more dignity if he was buying crack off the streets.
 
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Kuchipatchi said:
The pennies could go to Coronavirus support groups but OK. ._.
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Lol yeah right. This is Chris. He needs to get something out of his "donation" i.e. buying pony shit he doesn't need like fucking bottle caps or some other reetarded shit.
Remember everyone who dies of the virus is just making room for their autismo world counterpart when da merge happens.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Contra cares NOW, because surely none of this shit was going on pre trooning..... Nah, Contra just DGAF pre trooning. Because then Chris was an evil cishet male. So Mr. Points.... go yank your crank and stop trying to hop on the Chris train, BOY.
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The video wasn't only about Chris. Chris's followers were used to illustrate Contra's theory of cringe. Again, I didn't pay much attention, but the conclusion from observing A-Log and users here is apparently that people will cringe at those who they view as dark reflections of themselves. Other examples are used, such as trans women who mock other trans women for not passing well enough and a couple others.

Mariposa Electrique said:
Once again, it's the slippery slope fallacy that this person is worried about. Not about Chris. He's worried about homophobes eventually working their way up from Chris to people like Contra. He's wrong about cringe content. I enjoy laughing at Chris because he's funny, and because it's the only societal acceptable way to put freaks in their places after social justice took hold, and they closed all the mental institutions.
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The first point is a misrepresentation of Contra's ideas, and IMO her intentions. Your self-defense for your enjoyment of Chris is also explicitly challenged in Contra's video; specifically the idea that making fun of someone online is some form of social conditioning. But I go on. I don't want to defend Contrapoints all day in a thread about Chris. I am a fan of Contra (although she's insane when she says straight men should suck her dick or that being a millionaire off of useless YouTube shit is ok because she doesn't own any means of production or some shit) and I think it's unfortunate that her video is being discarded wholesale because she's trans. Let's not trannypost and shit up the thread. PM me if you really care about any of this shit. I don't think you do, and I really shouldn't either.

And to not doublepost: Apparently I'm retarded about Spanish. Not big surprise.
 
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