Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

The tweets telling Chris to get back to work on the comics says something. For years, Chris has demanded that people appreciate his comics (as well as himself), but now people are actually demanding content from him. I mean this is a no-brainer. I know I'm late on this but Chris just has no more ideas for Sonichu and is using the cards in a lazy attempt to pass them off as one. As content creators tend to do, they try to keep up with the demand that their audience asks of them. It's no surprise Chris lazes out with the shipping and the closure of his many online stores. I think in the back of his mind, Chris would go back to people trolling him to get the ideas back like when Classic Chris did. Just like every thing else he's bad at writing stories, and has to rely on his real life escapades and self inserts to get an audience again.

He has ideas for Sonichu, he just got bored of the comic format and abandoned it to play something else. Among the abandoned comics are an origin story for Count Graduon and a diary-type story about the Dimensional Merge. He was also ripping off @Trickie and the Idea Guys' lore for another of the comics. And then there's all the fantasy world escapism he does, some of it got included in the comic, but most of it just gets dumped onto Twitter because he's lazy.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Each time Chris tries to imitate a woman, he fails miserably and scares people. Like a normal, happy life, pretty posing is just not made for hideous transvestites.

Reminds me of that picture he took of himself and one of the dogs with all those filters over it to look like a real girl. Someone drew an interpretation of what Chris really looks like vs how he sees himself. I know good self image is important but there's only so far the saying "beauty is only skin deep," can go.

This

Is truly a face only a mother could love.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Reminds me of that picture he took of himself and one of the dogs with all those filters over it to look like a real girl. Someone drew an interpretation of what Chris really looks like vs how he sees himself. I know good self image is important but there's only so far the saying "beauty is only skin deep," can go.

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Is truly a face only a mother could love.

Chris is aging horribly. In this picture he looks like a ventriloquist dummy made of silly putty and seaweed and decorated with crap out of the Claire's Accessories dumpster.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is aging horribly. In this picture he looks like a ventriloquist dummy made of silly putty and seaweed and decorated with crap out of the Claire's Accessories dumpster.

And those sunken eyes, if the rest of his face wasn't covered in fat it would look like a skeleton wearing a skinned face as a mask.

 

[Tikbalang]

This
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Is truly a face only a mother could love.

Then the mother is blind

 

[muh_moobs]

Is truly a face only a mother could love.

Not even.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Reminds me of that picture he took of himself and one of the dogs with all those filters over it to look like a real girl. Someone drew an interpretation of what Chris really looks like vs how he sees himself. I know good self image is important but there's only so far the saying "beauty is only skin deep," can go.

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Is truly a face only a mother could love.

Chris looks like if you took a whole 12 pound honey baked ham and carved a face into it with a chainsaw. Probably smells like one too.

He has ideas for Sonichu, he just got bored of the comic format and abandoned it to play something else. Among the abandoned comics are an origin story for Count Graduon and a diary-type story about the Dimensional Merge. He was also ripping off @Trickie and the Idea Guys' lore for another of the comics. And then there's all the fantasy world escapism he does, some of it got included in the comic, but most of it just gets dumped onto Twitter because he's lazy.

Wasn't he also trying to 'hire' people to work for him to make the comic at one time? like, his idea was for people to make the comics and 200% of the profits would go to him in some ridiculous derp of mathematics?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Wasn’t that the video where he stated that one of the perks for his potential female assistant was sexual access to him?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Wasn't he also trying to 'hire' people to work for him to make the comic at one time? like, his idea was for people to make the comics and 200% of the profits would go to him in some ridiculous derp of mathematics?

It was when he formed Sonichu Entertainment of America back in 2016. He was wanting to hire artists to make the shitty homemade amiibos and medallions for him, plus a team of animators to make a Sonichu cartoon, and a "romantic coordinator" to find him a hot lesbian to sex and fight the trolls. He was offering a salary of 25% of all profits to each employee, meaning that if he'd somehow managed to hire more than three people he'd have been getting no money himself. He was also offering sleepovers at 14BC and possible romantic encounters as "perks".

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

It was when he formed Sonichu Entertainment of America back in 2016. He was wanting to hire artists to make the shitty homemade amiibos and medallions for him, plus a team of animators to make a Sonichu cartoon, and a "romantic coordinator" to find him a hot lesbian to sex and fight the trolls. He was offering a salary of 25% of all profits to each employee, meaning that if he'd somehow managed to hire more than three people he'd have been getting no money himself.

That's it. thanks. The lore of chris is too deep for me to remember these days.

 

[Chan Fan]

hot lesbian to sex and fight the trolls

I was imagining these being the same people, like they have (creepy) sex with him but afterward they shower, dress and hit the streets to fight the legions of trolls haha

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Reminds me of that picture he took of himself and one of the dogs with all those filters over it to look like a real girl. Someone drew an interpretation of what Chris really looks like vs how he sees himself. I know good self image is important but there's only so far the saying "beauty is only skin deep," can go.

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Is truly a face only a mother could love.

And I don't even believe his mother loves him out of obligation.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

And I don't even believe his mother loves him out of obligation.

She doesn't. Barb is a narcissist through and through. He is a runner of errands and provider of tugboats, and a giver of attention when she demands that a warm body be present. If Chris were a normal, successful man, she still wouldn't love anyone but herself.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I was imagining these being the same people, like they have (creepy) sex with him but afterward they shower, dress and hit the streets to fight the legions of trolls haha

Chris wants to be a Kim Jong Un style dictator.

 

[AnOminous]

And I don't even believe his mother loves him out of obligation.

His mother probably doesn't even remember who he is at this point.

 

[Rupin]

He has ideas for Sonichu, he just got bored of the comic format and abandoned it to play something else. Among the abandoned comics are an origin story for Count Graduon and a diary-type story about the Dimensional Merge. He was also ripping off @Trickie and the Idea Guys' lore for another of the comics. And then there's all the fantasy world escapism he does, some of it got included in the comic, but most of it just gets dumped onto Twitter because he's lazy.

did anybody ever realize that Trickie’s comic is actually a rip off of this comic?

like her first arc matches this one page for page
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[Dr. Ricearoni]

did anybody ever realize that Trickie’s comic is actually a rip off of this comic?

like her first arc matches this one page for page
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Isnt that page ripped off from the original comic though?

 

[Rupin]

Isnt that page ripped off from the original comic though?

i just put the cover page up for reference so everyone would know what comic I was referring too. the second page I put up shows what I was talking about. If you compare them both, you’ll see for yourself.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It was when he formed Sonichu Entertainment of America back in 2016. He was wanting to hire artists to make the shitty homemade amiibos and medallions for him, plus a team of animators to make a Sonichu cartoon, and a "romantic coordinator" to find him a hot lesbian to sex and fight the trolls. He was offering a salary of 25% of all profits to each employee, meaning that if he'd somehow managed to hire more than three people he'd have been getting no money himself. He was also offering sleepovers at 14BC and possible romantic encounters as "perks".

That video was scripted by a troll to have jokes that would go over Chris's head like the 25% profit thing. He says at one point in the video that someone else wrote the script he's reading from. He also had trouble pronouncing one of the words in it.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

i just put the cover page up for reference so everyone would know what comic I was referring too. the second page I put up shows what I was talking about. If you compare them both, you’ll see for yourself.

Yeah, thats what I meant.