Containment Random Chris Updates

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

stimulus check comes in

Other people: Pay rent, buy food, fix car, get rx refilled, or even save it if they can

Chris: Buy as many toys as possible immediately. What bills?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Can someone estimate how much Christian paid for his tablet?

Base around $300-$700 depending on if he got an iPad or an iPad Pro. That’s if he got the cheapest model. Then you’d need to add taxes, shipping (unless Best Buy, Target, Wal-Mart or any other fine retailer still lets Chris in), and any accessories.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

stimulus check comes in

Other people: Pay rent, buy food, fix car, get rx refilled, or even save it if they can

Chris: Buy as many toys as possible immediately. What bills?

Chris: Credit cards are the ultimate pokemon card. they can make bills disappear!

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You forgot about Chili Dogs and Salads (for women).

Don't forget DA FREEDOM FRIES

 

[Argh My Cigar]

You forgot about Chili Dogs and Salads (for women).

The dinner special for two would be grilled chicken with a side of vegetables.

Every Mother’s Day would also feature“Barbara C’s Spaghetti Delight” where Barb herself comes out, demands you eat it, then refuses to serve you after if you don’t.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Argh My Cigar]

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It’s strange seeing Chris react to most of the content he desperately tried to shield himself from before he became aware of his status as a “meme legend”. At least he has thicker skin than he did before.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

ice cold, refreshing fanta

It's not like the stuff you can buy in cans from stores. It's got... kind of a salty kick to it.

 

[PrussiansMarchingOn1819]

The dinner special for two would be grilled chicken with a side of vegetables.

Every Mother’s Day would also feature“Barbara C’s Spaghetti Delight” where Barb herself comes out, demands you eat it, then refuses to serve you after if you don’t.

Can you image her as a waitress at one of those run down truck stop diners that stay open 24/7? I can see her refusing to serve a returning customer because they didn't give her a good tip because of her poor service.

 

[Rupin]

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Not sure if this is appropriate for this thread but my friend just sent this to me

the merge has begun.

 

[Tikbalang]

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Chris, if you want to continue the comprehensive series, bring back captain's log (or godes log) everyday but I prefer chimp out on camera

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Can you image her as a waitress at one of those run down truck stop diners that stay open 24/7? I can see her refusing to serve a returning customer because they didn't give her a good tip because of her poor service.

Even she wasn't a secretary, waitressing would be her second option. And yes, I can see her doing that. Chris is a lot like Barb.

 

[A Grey Cat]

stimulus check comes in

Other people: Pay rent, buy food, fix car, get rx refilled, or even save it if they can

Chris: Buy as many toys as possible immediately. What bills?

I mean who among us isn't guilty of indulging ourselves with the corona Cash? But at least most people do that after taking care of what they need not before.

 

[Tikbalang]

I mean who among us isn't guilty of indulging ourselves with the corona Cash? But at least most people do that after taking care of what they need not before.

So Chris buys low-calorie chips and diet soda in bulk then gadgets for the rest, still forgot to buy Animal Crossing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I can't wait for Chris to call the riots a sign of the merge happening like he called the corona virus as a part of it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't wait for Chris to call the riots a sign of the merge happening like he called the corona virus as a part of it.

He won't. Niggos are not part of the plan.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[ClusterSteg5]

His forehead is really big.

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[A Grey Cat]

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The rest of us; These protests are riots no matter how you spin it and we need to reach a compromise on all sides.

Chris ; hur durh lookit da silly face I mean "momma" made!

 

[Chan Fan]

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I can handle quarantine but this "Mama" thing has got to stop