Containment Random Chris Updates

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris tweeted with just one word and a GIF of wavebands.
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What now? Ham radio?

I don't see him understanding the following concepts:

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Chris tweeted with just one word and a GIF of wavebands.
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He’s moving into his surrealist phase

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What now? Ham radio?

I don't see him understanding the following concepts:
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Nah, he’s probably thinks he’s proving he’s psychic again because he can talk about resonances and things and makes it all pseudoscientific.

 

[Abarefiller]

And he also wrote this about PR (not too dissimilar from his Go Pony salt)
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If this was written during the Samurai-Super Megaforce era, I can kind of understand where he's coming from, but if it was during the pre-Neo Saban or the Dino Charge era then just... fuck off Chris

 

[SillySherman]

Next thing you'll know, he's going to show us some shitty image of gas emissions around the world, and claim it's proof of some "apocalyptic volcano event in view of the merge".

 

[RebelRein1488x]

If this was written during the Samurai-Super Megaforce era, I can kind of understand where he's coming from, but if it was during the pre-Neo Saban or the Dino Charge era then just... fuck off Chris

That “MegaZord” was written around 2008 to 2009 for sonichu 9, which was before those two eras.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Ham radio, lol. If he had the gear Chris would think he's too special to get the required license to transmit. Maybe that would be just the intervention we need for lols, Chris vs. the FCC.

 

[Tikbalang]

There's an explanation that Chris should understand

Spoiler: It's within you the whole time

Autism

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Next thing you'll know, he's going to show us some shitty image of gas emissions around the world

'Hmmmm, behold, y'all unbelieving dang dirty trolls! Did I, the great CPU goddess, not warn ye? Behold, the Four Fartmen of The Apocalypse! Among which.'

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris had enough of Sockness's nonsense

But then tells to chill out.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris had enough of Sockness's nonsense
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But then tells to chill out.

This is coming from the same man who danced in the middle of a crowd wearing a bra with WANT WOMAN on it.

 

[CWCinbed]

This is coming from the same man who danced in the middle of a crowd wearing a bra with WANT WOMAN on it.

This is Sonichu speaking, NOT CHRIS, remember?

 

[Rupin]

Chris had enough of Sockness's nonsense
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But then tells to chill out.

that’s what Chris gets for encouraging the asshole.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This is Sonichu speaking, NOT CHRIS, remember?

Oh right. Chris is flattered when gay men hit on him, but Sonichu is disgusted!

This only further reinforces my theory that the Sonichu possession is just a way for him to regress back to his old self.

 

[Tikbalang]

Oh right. Chris is flattered when gay men hit on him, but Sonichu is disgusted!

This only further reinforces my theory that the Sonichu possession is just a way for him to regress back to his old self.

You mean his old cis straight white male self? Given how SJWs perceive cis straight white men, and how he kept clinging with the idea guys, Chris is probably a closet masochist.

If Sockness's oepidus kink would work on Chris as it is humiliating. They're compatible.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Oh right. Chris is flattered when gay men hit on him, but Sonichu is disgusted!

This only further reinforces my theory that the Sonichu possession is just a way for him to regress back to his old self.

problem with your theory is that Chris is currently obsessed with this image, even making it cannon via his gay pony card game

 

[A Grey Cat]

problem with your theory is that Chris is currently obsessed with this image, even making it cannon via his gay pony card game
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iircc didn't a recent tweet he made about how sonichu came to be basically amount to "my sons a slut who prances around town with a tail raised and I love him for it? "

 

[The Un-Clit]

problem with your theory is that Chris is currently obsessed with this image, even making it cannon via his gay pony card game
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So Chris is still gay for cartoon animals but disgusted by Sockass. Sounds legit to me.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So Chris is still gay for cartoon animals but disgusted by Sockass. Sounds legit to me.

I'm sure the San Francisco gay community is disgusted with sock head, and keep in mind San Fran gays are second only to NY gay's as the worst of the worst

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm sure the San Francisco gay community is disgusted with sock head, and keep in mind San Fran gays are second only to NY gay's as the worst of the worst

I don't like Sockness either, but gay men will bang anything it doesn't have boobs. He had a sugar daddy. Sockness is a step up from dying alone for Chris.